The Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 3, No. 7, Ed. 1 Saturday, January 19, 1918 Page: 4 of 4
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THE THRESHER, JANtABY 19,
Pettloteum and Its Prodocta
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THRHSH^X^^^4 OF 8AM3ME
LEVY'S
January White Sale
Now in Progress
Without question the greatest sale
of its kind we have ever held. A
year when market conditions make
it seem nigh impossible to equal
former years, we have exceeded all
former efforts. Sale continues until
Thursday of next week.
{ Levy Bros. Dry Goods Co.
The
Lumbermans National Bank
^onsro/v, rEx^5
Q4P/7^1L, 3(VRPLaS anJ PROF/r^
OPTR ONE M/LZJO/V
OFFICERS
S. F. CARTER, President M. S. MURRAY, Cashier
GUY M. BRYAN, Active Vice-President R. F. NICHOLSON, Ass't Cashier
H. AS. GARWOOD, Vice-President J. A.FITK, Ass't Cashier
WM. D. CLEVELAND, JR., Vice-President
^ PN0r0G^y4PH OF VOLTR^ELF
AMONG OTHER GOOD THINGS UPON WHICH YOU COULD SPEND
y4 Do&M /o GOOD ^DM^N7^GE
A Realty True Likeness that You, Your Famiiy and Friends Wili Ail Appreciate
} HU7CHCR.4F71 PAo/ograpAer
^ Piione Preston 1446 502 1-2 Main Street
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M7L7TAR V EQU7PMENT
Carried in Stock and Ordered Specialty
Hamilton Bros.
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CARROLL - FLORISTS
922 Texas <4uenue - Oppos//e /??ce A/o/e/
I SURE am gettin'
SCARED these days.
.....
I'M 'FRAID I'M gona
BE MARRIED, 'fore I
KNOW it.
I HEAR that
DICK BUTLER is already
.....
ENGAGED, and
ALL HE DID was to
HOLD a girl's
HAND.
POOR DICK, llttie did he
KNOW what
DANGER HE was'in,
THAT THE EYES of our
MATRIMONIAL JUDGE was firmly
FIXED upon him, yes, sir, those
WONDERFUL, ait-knowing eyes of
J. T. M. C., some
FRESHMEN may know
WHAT THESE LETTERS mean.
THERE IS no excuse for
IGNORANCE of the law, but
I GUESS I'!i telt them
THIS TIME,
J. T. M. C. means
JUDGE THOMAS, MARRIAGE
CENSOR.
AND HE toid
DICK that giri ought-a
KNOCKED HIM DOWN, and
IF HE had'a been
THERE, he'd'a knocked him down.
I SURE AM gon'a stay
CLEAR of the girls
AROUND HERE, for I
AIN'T PREPARED to be no
MARRIED MAN yet.
I NEVER KNOWED that when
THEY DECIDED we didn't have
NO SAY SO in our
AFFAIRS NO MORE, that
THEY MEANT our
CONNUBIAL AFFAIRS, too;
WHQ KNOWS but that
SOME GIRL might
INVEIGLE ME into marrying her
SOME DAY, by holding out her hand,
AND MAKIN' me believe
SHE HAS SOMETHIN' for me,
AND, then holdin' onto It would
.....
LOOK LIKE I was
ENGAGED TO HER. Then
J. T. M. C. would have me
MARRIED 'fore I knew It,
AND I would be a
RUINED MAN. SAMMIE.
Banking Made Easy.
Bank Cashier: "You will have to be
Identified, madam."
Lady: "My friend here will Identify
me."
Cashier*: "But I don't know her."
Lady: "Oh, well, I'H introduce you."
—Boston Transcript.
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OF HOUSTON
Houston, Texas,
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REFRESHtNG
pEyaggs
For Warmth and Comfort Curing the Coid and
Rainy Season
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P. Battetstein, Taitor and Ctothier
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to CoHeges, (few
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Company
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The Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 3, No. 7, Ed. 1 Saturday, January 19, 1918, newspaper, January 19, 1918; Houston, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth229809/m1/4/: accessed July 18, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Rice University Woodson Research Center.