The Rice Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 81, No. 15, Ed. 1 Friday, January 14, 1994 Page: 7 of 16
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OPINION
THE RICE THRESHER FRIDAY, JANUARY 14, 1994 7
TRUDEAU
fly/7- well,peapman,
thai's your perarj-
pfzgpo£- ment made itself
hes claiming
discrimination
against the
"greco-ameri
canathlbtic
k community."
v-\ira jm"1' yun
o
i pon t6bt
it,sir.a9tu
dent can sob
over a louu
grape
we dumbeppowni wbu.,the
ma 75575,51 r. under i customer
stupent pressure, i is always
we traded learning iright, eh,
for'success!'at least 1peapman:
50mb of us pip!
its a
worps different
to teach sp
by, sir. professor.
adaptor
pie.
l tefous' vulnerable mm
/ ' allthegrapb
inflation. houj
coulpthat hap-
pen with math.
anyway?
12-27
listen to me carefully, peap-
man. these arb very tough
times for small- liberal arts
colleqes such as walpen..
j . anpim sure you'll
moo! agree that this cql~
5/P ' l&5b would not exist
' without a critical-mass
of pa ying stupbnts.,.
when
you're right,
you'rb
right, sir.
V
peapman, po
you know what
would HAPPEN if
worpgotout
that our grapes
corresfonpeptd
high standards?
EXACTLY! a
would become | luxury mb
CANNOT
afforp'
03//u,dt.
jul5s, someone
justhuriepa
brick through
our pining
room winpow!
I'M FINE, BUT LISTEN TO
THB NOTE, JULBS: "BASE
UPON THE T0U6H 6RAP
/N6... OR. else!
\
my 60V!
arb you
okay,
sara?
what
julbs? 15 it,
honey-.
/
these actually,
damn kips... its s/gnbp
they're by thb
MONSTERS! faculty.
7^ W
CUTE...WHO
dreamt
wat ONE
up?
because thb term
perpetuates a
hcjous stereo-
type associatep
withthelsrbco-
amerjcan athlet-
ic community."
ybs, but please,
honey, youmusn't
refer to them
as"pum5
jocks."
\
julbs? arb you aware
we've got a driveway full
of pumb jocks V
picketing our
house?
JHe HMM... MAYBE
DUMB' IUNDEREST!
JOCKS MATEDTHEM...
THEMSELVES
why
not?
albert, what po restitution,
you anp your "greco- man. you
american"brethren know, like,
expect to get out maybe a
of your suit? bronco or a
bmwforeacm
guy. \
so its just
material gain?
professor peapman
says he's fight-
ing the suit
"on principle."
hey, us
too, man!
we'realso
doing this
for a key
principle!
peter, tm talking, live,
with albert slocum, the
ujalpen college studentwho
is suing his math professor
over a low grape he recbivbp..
UM„. J M NOT
WW M SURE. MY
one? I I /hornby
pickbp it out. J
?
m
whoa, let's'"
getoutof
here! i
fear this
place, i
drew it! J
thats
rj6ht.
harper
than
harvard
they
say...
/ ^
•Jt"
ujalpen
qole6b?
whbrbthby
grape on
theinfmxjs
deapman's
curve?
\.
A/*
hey, kevin,
(jUHAT're those
buildings
overthbre-
THAT DOES IT—
PEAPMAN HAS
TO 60!
NO WONDER
THEY HAVE
ONLY 57
DENTS
you re
panick
ing, pear
thats
ujalpen
coum
/
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Howley, Peter & Epperson, Kraettli. The Rice Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 81, No. 15, Ed. 1 Friday, January 14, 1994, newspaper, January 14, 1994; Houston, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth245857/m1/7/: accessed July 17, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Rice University Woodson Research Center.