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Beard, Marty & Rao, Vivek. The Rice Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 84, No. 3, Ed. 1 Friday, September 13, 1996, newspaper, September 13, 1996; Houston, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth246545/m1/5/: accessed July 18, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Rice University Woodson Research Center.