Red River County Review (Clarksville, Tex.), Vol. 5, No. 3, Ed. 1 Friday, June 5, 1925 Page: 3 of 8
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FRIDAY, JUNE 5, 1925.
THE RED RIVER COUNTY REVIEW
Yoti wouldn't think of going out in the rain without Inspecting
your umbrella and clothing. Then why do you let your roof
continue to leak? If repaired in time the cost will be much
less. And if you buy the materials from us you will save
money.
Steger Lumber Co.
ROOFING
SCREENS AND SCREEN WIRE
LUMBER
If the automobile Is twenty-live years
old why do spine sound lit:** sixty?
Money not only talks, it vamps.
As to America's sense of humor, oh-
serve the kind of cur some people put
locks on.
Is the major sport trettintr to be
the kernel of the college course?
I It Is almost time to he tret ting oui
. I summer furs t|n<J autumn hats.
The name of Columbus is down in i ,
history as a tourist who found a place j & successful marriage is one \vher<
to park. ] the wife is boss but doesn't know it.
Boap-hox orators wotih
unvin
of tile boxes.
Ip morel Few poets of the season are <piall
convincing If they used the contents j fled to write poems on perfect pay
days.
Tf it is decided, as proposed, to
Bell eggs by weight, look Out for the
Iron nest egg.
People of the United States would
•own 8" per cent of the world's uutos
If they were paid for.
Many people are so busy telling the
world what is wrong with It they
haven't time to improve it.
Sometimes a man and woman he-
come one and spend the rest of their
lives nrguing which Is the one.
A gate at the railroad crossing la
important'. The gait at which It Is
approached by the auto is wore so.
Probably the most useless Job Is
that held by men who do nothing but
Bit around nnd predict new wars.
What this country could do with
nicely Is n little less paternalism In
government and n little more in homes.
Something tells us that the house-
wife who advertises for n "trained
servant" must be a trained housewife.
The cross-word hps been the cause
of striking up a lot of acquaintances
with perfect strangers in the diction-
ary.
The new poetry magazines are lib-
eral with prize money, the only trou-
ble is—prize money doesn't make
poets.
Its Easy to Pay for a
Chevrolet.
Again the open-faced cougher is a
peril and a menace us well as a nui-
sance.
Though we no longer have carpel
knights, we have still the swivel-chair
colonels.
The nnt may nfford a good example
of industry, but he seldom gets on
the front page.
Persons who have built homes never
cease to wonder how the birds accom
pllsh It with so little trouble.
You needn't get killed at a railroad
crossing. The cities are well supplied
with many a dead man's curve.
Straws show which way the wind
blows, und aerials point out some of
the radio outfits to the assessors.
The song birds are as tuneful as
ever, but there bus been no harmonic
Improvemen' in screeching brakes.
NOTICE.
TREASURY DEPARTMENT
Office of the Comptroller or the Cur
rency, Washington, D. C., March 31,
1925.
Notice is hereby given to all per-
sons who may have claims against
The City National Bank of Clarks
ville, Texas, that the same must btf
presented to Malcolm S. McConihe, re-
ceiver, with legal proof thereof, with-
in three months from this date or
they may be disallowed.
CHARLES W. COLLINS,
Acting Comptroller of the Treasury.
DO YOU REMEMBER?
how, when yon were a kid, you always wanted to be the genernl
when you played soldier? And that ambition has never quite
left you. You still harbor a desire to be a general, to be Inde-
pendent. And the first atep toward Independence is the owning
of a home. Our buildipg materials are of the first quality and of
the last price.
J. W. Allen and Brother
Lumber Company
THE BEST IS CHEAPEST IN THE LONG RUN—GET IT HERE
Sovernor Charles Wayland iiryau of Nebraska, whose lecture is a feature
of Reilpath-Horuer Ohautawiuaa this vear.
Texas—An Empire
Texas occupies all the continent of
North America, except the small partj
set aside for the United States, Mexi-1
co and Canada. Texas owns all north !
of the Rio Grande, the only river in j
the world dry on one side and wet on
the other; also the only one, with j
the possible exception of the Trinity,
which is navigable for mud cats and j
pedestrians.
Texas is bound on the north by 25 j
or 30 states, on the east by all the
oceans of the world except the Pacific,
and on the south by the Gulf of Mex-
ico and South America, and on the
west by the Pacific Ocean and the
Milky Way.
It is one hundred and fifty miles
further from El Paso to Texarkana
than it is from Chicago to New York;
Port Worth is nearer St. Paul, Minn.,
than Brownsville, Texas.
Texas is so big that people who live1
in Brownsville call the Dallas people!
Yankees, and th • citizens of El Paso!
sneer at the citizens of Texarkana as!
being snobs from the effete East. j
The chief occupation of the people
Is to keep from making all the money!
in the world. The chief pursuit was
formerly Mexicans, but now its land
buyers, steers and Texr.s crop rec-
ords.
Unless your front gate is 18 miles
from the front door, you do not be-
long to society as constituted in Tex-
as. One Texan's gate is 150 miles
from his front door and he's thinking
of moving his house back so that he
will not be annoyed by passing auto-
mobiles and peddlers.
Texas lias enough land to supply
every man, woman and child in the
world with a tract of five by 20 and
have enough left for the armies of
the world to march around the border
five abreast. If all the hogs in Texas
were one big hog, he would be able
to dig up the Panama Canal in three
roots. If all the Texas steers were
one big steer, he would stand with
his front feet in the Gulf of Mexico
one hind foot in Hudson Bay and the
other in the Arctic Ocean, and with
his tail brush the mist from the Auro-
ra Borealis. Some state!—Exchange.
The appearance of the vest-pocket
radio set may necessitate n rearrange-
ment of wutch, pen and other miscel-
lany. ,
Why be surprised that women
thought less of the ballot after getting
It? That's the way tliey ure about
husbands.
A prize bull recently was carried by
airplane from Rotterdam to Paris, but
the record still Is ImM by the cow that
Jumped over the moon,
On the other hand, It may be when
the count of Monte Cristo cried "The
world is mine!" he had merely mas-
tered a corss-word puzzle.
With the radio bringing the conti-
nents within earshot of one another,
the golden age of Volapuk. Ido und
Esperanto dawns now If ever.
They took the crookedest letter In
the alphabet, says a cynic, to make
the dollar sign. That's nothing—the
strulj-htest letter Is the pror.oun "I."
"cJhe Kid and hisDad
The Greatest Team iti thaVorld
Vie last Day of Chautauqua
is Iather dnd Sons Day
uTAbUUA
eA program just
fitting such a team
JUGGLERY-I1AGIC
A CIRCUS CLOWN
AND
ELECTRICS RADIO
WONDERS
CERVICE
The kind to swear by and not at.
That's the kind you'll find here.
SEIBERLING BALLOONS
smooth out the rough roads.
CHAS. L. GOODMAN
Expert battery repairing and charging. We know we know.
The
KITCHEN
cabimtJH
(©, 1H2&. Western Newspaper Union.)
Everyone knows that money
alone cannot make nood dlsdiea,
however good the raw muterlal
may be.
A FEW LEFTOVERS
Leftover fish seems to lie a bard
problem for most housewives to use
wisely.
Baked Chowder.- -In a buttered bak-
ing dish put a layer of
sliced raw potatoes cut
very thin, sprinkle with
sliced onion and stewed
tomato, then a layer of
boiled tish; season each
layer with salt and pep-
per and cooked bacon
crushed and sprinkled
over the tish, adding a
little bacon fat. Moisten with water,
dredge the top with Hour and bake
covered until the potatoes are soft,
then uncover and brown. Use three
potatoes, two onions, a cupful of to-
matoes and one and one-half cupfuls
of boiled fish, with one cupful of water
and three slices of bacon and the bacon
fat.
Spiced Fish With White 8auce.—
Season highly any leftover boiled flsh
with tomato catsup, anchovy, Worces-
tershire and a little paprika. Prepare
enough rich white sauce to pour over
the fish, add two well-beuten egg yolks
to each cupful of white sauce. Flake
the flsh, pour the sauce over It and
heat in the oven.
Fi«h Cocktail.—Take a small piece
of cold boiled halibut, remove the skin
and bones and flake It. Season with
salt and pepper. Make a cocktail
sauce by mixing together for each glass
one teaspoonfui each of tarragon vine-
gar, tomato catsup, lemon juice, one-
half teaspoonfui of horseradish, and a
drop of tabasco sauce.
Kedjeree.—Cook two eggs until
hard, llemove all bones and skin from
a cupful of leftover tish and chop it
with the eggs. Take one cupful of
cooked rice quite moist, add to the
flsh and eggs, reheat, season with salt
and pepper and serve very hot. Smoked
haddock or whltelish Is good for this
dish.
Codfish Scallop With Rice and Egga.
—Mix two tablespoonfuls of cream or
melted butter with one and one-half
cupfuls of boiled rice, arrange In
layers with one and one-half cupfuls
of creamed codfish, finish with rice.
On top brenk four eggs, sprinkle with
salt and dot with butter. Buke in the
oven until the eggs are set.
vrtJtJZ.
Professional Directory
T. T. THOMPSON
Lawyer
Abstracter and make Farm Loans on
Real Estate
Office, Spear Hotel
DR. CLAUDE D. SCAFF
Physician and Surgeon
Stiles Drug Store
CLARKSVILLE, TEXAS
GEO P. BLACKBURN r
LAWYER
I Paris Texas
Dryden Furniture Co.
Undertakers and Embatmers
Day Phone 83 Night Phone 58S
DR. E. M. SMITH
Flrat National Bank Building
All kinds of Dentistry, especially
and construction of usable dentures,
treatment and cure of Pyorrhoea
DR. C. F. CONKRITE
PHYSICIAN
Office, Barton's Drug Store
CLARKSVILLE, TEXAS
DRS. TERRY AND STILES
City National Bank Building
Telephones 193 and 79
J. Hooper Stiles
Surgery, Genito-Urlnary Diseases
Laboratory Diagnosis
Robert L. Terry
Obstetrics, Diseases of Children
Intravenous Therapy
• .1
FARRIER and FARRIER
DENTISTS
Practice confined to white patients
Office, northeast corner square
Its Easy to Pay for a
Chevrolet.
666
is a prescription for
Malaria, Chilis and Fever
Dengue or Bifious Fever
It kills the germs.
Quality That Is Inborn
That is what you find in those good GOODYEAR CORDS. They aro
designed to withstand rough roads and they don't smile at tfiiles—
"thoy laugh at 'em." Drive around and let us fit your car in a new
us
I
got of shoes.
Caton-GoodmanAuto Supply Co.
OAS—OILS—TIRES—BATTERIES—ACCESSORIES
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Bryce, A. T. Red River County Review (Clarksville, Tex.), Vol. 5, No. 3, Ed. 1 Friday, June 5, 1925, newspaper, June 5, 1925; Clarksville, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth292792/m1/3/: accessed July 16, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting The Dolph Briscoe Center for American History.