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Cheer up. After these elections arc
over the football season will begin
We are stilt waiting for the news
that Bcrkman and Goldman have re-
formed Russia.
EDITORIAL OF THE DAY
All things come to those who wait,
except the man who borrowed the ten
spot from you.
Advices from New York are to the
effect that the duck-billed platypus
has arrived. Is it a bird or a worm ?
Hoover may be expected to lay
down some cool orders when he get"?
busy on the job of rationing the na-
tion's coal supply.
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The Japanese prince regent Is plan-
ning a very simple and quiet wedding
—ruling that the expense of it shall
not exceed $2,500,000.
Personally, we're not so much In-
terested in that $5,»00 cigar box stol-
en from Schwab ns we are in the price
of the cigars he kept in it.
AS TO TARIFF LEGISLATION.
The following from a recent issue
Money far Krrrjbo&f—Got Tours?
Reports fma Washington Mem to
lament the fact that the colnagt of
the United Slates for the year ending
Jane 30, 1021. was less than the coin-
age of the prerloas twelve months by
about St0.tM.tM pieces.
The value of the coins made in our
mints la the fiscal year just ended was
nearly $14Mt0,00t In comparison
with about MJ.OOO.OOO for the 1921
fiscal year, so that we need not fear
a shortage of coins to carry on any
business we may have offering. There
Is a bountiful supply of gold, silver,
and copper coins in Uncle Sam's treas-
ury as well aa paper money and all
worth 100 cents en the dollar.
All of us can hare as ranch of It as
we can earn.—Commercial Bulletin.
The Human Side of History.
Customs change with the years, and
to attempt to Impose the standards of
today on the manner of life In past
centuries Is a childish and Ignorant
mistake. What Senator WAtson of
Georgia hoped to prove by his state-
ment that George Washington traded
a slave for a barrel of West Indian
rum no one can say. Perhaps he had
no further aim than to petrify public
attention.
Certainly no grown man would en-
deavor to maintain that merely be-
cause George Washington did a cer-
tain thing which was considered
proper in his day a repetition of that
deed would be justified in the present
age. Our first president drank his
coffee out of a saucer, and In hi*
mansion at Mount Vernon had rot
even the conveniences requisite to n
modern tenement, but that proves
nothing except that ItTe has changed.
It is due to a recognition of this
fact, as much as to any desire to con-
ceal the weaknesses of our national
heroes, that a strongly supported
movement for the censorship of his-
tory text books is being carried on.
A committee of high school teachers
In New York has recommended that
several school books be rewritten, re-
placing such facts as that Sam Adams
was a smuggler with the hallowed
myths of our fathers. In Current His-
tory magazine W. I. Lincoln Adams,
president of the Sons of the American
Revolution, makes a plea for a rigid
censorship of what the children are
taught concerning the acts and mo-
tives of American historical charac-
ters.
"I am going to be a reformer!" an-
nounced the Hotel Stenographer to
Kelly, the Houae Detective.
"Who are you going to reform,"
asked Kelly, Idly.
"I haven't decided whether I shall
form the Society for the Elimination
of Unnecessary Letter Writing, or the
Association for the Abolishment of
Unnecessary House Detectives!" an-
swered the girl, "hat I got to reform
some one. ■
"You see, Keliy, the world needs re-
forming . In the paper this morning
la the account of the Clean Life So-
ciety, which will abolish the demon
cigarette. A number of young divin-
ity students have banded together In
the Antl-Ear-Mnff Association, which
will make the world perfect by doing
away with hair over ft git-re eara 4
"Six society ladles have started the
Organised Kingless Fingers, which
will see to it that womankind Is edu-
cated to the Immorality of wearing
jewels upon the fingers which should
be sacred to work and playing bridge
and three college profeaora, an editor
and two hobos have started the Anti-
Anti Society, which is agin every one
who ls*agln anything.
"8o I got to reform some one, too,
and I think I'll commence with you,
Kelly, because you are so handy."
"Where you going to start with
me?" asked Kelly, grinning.
"Why, with your habits of never
bringing me a rose from the dining-
room or a box of candy when you
filch one from some one's bag," an-
swered the Stenographer.
"You don't have to form no asso-
ciation for that," answerer Xelly.
"But If I get reformed thai, way, then
what?"
"Then I'll reform you of stealing
roses and candy, of course!" answer-
ed the Stenographer. "The fun is In
the reforming, not the thing reform-
ed!"
and I will save twice what
"I tell you how we will fix it."
She reached for a tiny puree on the
desk • • • "Oh. pabaw! I only
have two pennies, but that will do to
start with. I will put theoe two la ft
savings pool and then tomorrow yon
put in twice as many pennies and the
next day I will pet la twice aa many
aa yon did and we will save till the
15th. Will you do Itr
"What nonsense,* Mid Andrew.
"Saving penaiee like ft kM. Of course,
I will do It If you want me to, hut
why not save same real money if you
want to have anything?"
Imogene figured rapidly oa • pen-
cil tablet with a running fire of oon-
vcrsatloa as she figured.
"I put la two pennies today had
you put in four pennies tomorrow. I
will put In eight the next day and
the fourth day you will put In It.
The fifth day I will put in U and
then you will put In tt the sixth.
The seventh day I will put la $1.28
and the eighth you will put In |LSt.
The ninth I will put In ft.12 and the
tenth day you will put in $10.14. The
next day I will put in $20.48 and the
next you will put in |40.9t and • * •"
**Hold a minute," Interrupted An-
drew. "You don't mean a- day. do-
you? Why. I am putting up twice
as much as you every time and • • *"
•• and the eleventh day I will
put In $113.84, but the next day you
will have to put In $227.t8 and as
that la the lost day I will not mind.
Of course, I understand that you know
all about finance and saving and all
that sort of thing, and I know you
do not care to enter into a little child-
ish penny-saving pfan with a woman
and that woman knowing nothing of
finance and • • •"
"Enough of anything Is enough
said Andrew, with a lame attempt at
masculine dignity.
of the Boston Transcript, a strong re-1 Thu- t0°- ls a attitude, for
... . , , ,, i In the course of time most Americans
publican newspaper, is Interesting be- ., , . , ..
stumble on unflattering aspects of his-
tory In some such way as the senator
from Georgia presents them, without
Interpretation, and themselves almost
cause it reveals a spirit of revolt
against the legislative program of the
Harding administration:
"Economic conditions in Europe are innocent of the notion that these great
in such a chaotic state that even the
best experts here or there are unable
to tell what our tariff schedules
should bo a year hence. On this ac-
count the present is a bad if not an
Impossible time to frame r. tariff bill.
On this account the administration
would be well advised, would be wide-
ly supported, would show political
sagacity, if it reconsidered Its decision
to force tariff revision through at the
current session of congress. By put-
ting over until another session all
tariff legislation the party in power
would spare the people the oppres-
aion Involved in the pending bill."
The Transcript is anything but a
radical newspaper in its editorial poli-
cies and is a great admirer of Senator
Lodge as well as of President Hard-
ing. But it scents the danger which
the republican party ls facing In
pressing the tariff legislation over all
other matters, and is not hesitating to
sound the alarm. It shows which wav
the wind is blowing.
A FAIR S VMI'Li: OF Kl'SSIA.N
IM.l'OKTS.
A few ago the Telegram pub-
lished a eoujvje of Associated Press re-
ports regarding the health of Premier
Lenine of Russia. The A. P. took re-
sponsibility for nothing that was said,
being careful to give the source of its
Information. One dispatch said that
I^nine had been murdered. This as-
sertion was credited to the Riga cor-
respondent of the Svenska Dagbladet.
The other dispatch told of the pre-
mier'^ rapid recovery, quoting Leo
Knmeneff as saytrg, "You would hard-
ly know he has been ill, there is so
little difference between his appear-
ance now and before his Illness."
In America we sometimes get things
twisted, but It is seldom that we keep
persistently at It like those of late
have been purporting to bear tidings
of the state of the bolshevik leader's
health. One authority hears he his
been killed; another knows he's rapid-
ly recovering. The most cheerful of
all Informants declared recently that
the soviet dictator was leading a back-
to-the-farm movement.
So aa regards I^nlne's health we
have a fair sample of the varied re-
perls which are making their way out
of Russia. When Russians get so far
wrong that they cannot be advised of
the Mate of their ruler's health the
eoueiry la getting In a bad way. Yat
i them to*
men were human, after all, and not
divine.
In the Interests of advancing civili-
zation, neither patriotism nor Institu-
tions should be risked on a foundation
that is hidden or false. It is a great
truth to be remembered that the
right of one age may become the priv-
ilege of another and the wrong of the
next.—The Omaha Bee.
FKKE FOK ALL
Our Idea of aero in enthusiasm is
that of an inland prohibitionist for a
subsidy to support a wet merchant
marine.—Elizabeth Journal.
If Senator La Foliette were running
baseball, would he put the umpire's
decision to a referendum vote of the
players opposed to It?—Toledo Blade.
There may be no connection; but
Ihe ex-kalser's book was written in
Holland, and geographies say: Hol-
land—a low lying country.— Dallas
Dispatch.
ANDKKW ANI> IMIKiENK
(By Nm misarana*
"You have bought another suit of
clothes," said Imoger.e, accusingly.
"You mention that simple fact as
though I had bit Fred Jones' ear off
or kicked a crutch from under old
Mrs. Henley," countered Andrew.
"You have enough clothes upstairs
now to stock a clothing store, and
every time they have a rummage sale
In our church 1 give them ft lot.
"You fuss and fume and rave about
my spending money for dresses, and
yet you think no more of stepping Into
a clothing shop and ordering a new
$50 suit than I do of going Into a
soda fountain and ordering a nut
melba.
"You need that suit about ftb much
as I need a pair of fur-lined boots."
"Well," said Andrew, lamely, "a per-
son has to maintain his position in
the world."
"Then stop preaching economy to
me," replied his wife, heatedly.
"You know about as much about
economy as a chorus girl and about
as much about saving as a five-year-
old child. If wc are joing to save
any money, the saving must be mu-
tual."
"I know nothing about saving? I
know nothing of money matters?" re-
peated Andrew, Indignantly. "If I
did not know any more about It than
you, this family would have been liv-
ing on the poor farm now."
"All right," said Imogene, "I will
put you to the test right now.
"You handle the family purse
strings except for my little stipend
for the market. I can save more out
TARIX)I1> TALKS
Safety.
"Yes," said Mrs. Plugleigh, "I al-
ways keep my dog tied up. I never
can be sure when some tramp might
come along and bite him or steal his
bone."—Richmond Times Dispatch.
"May With 'Em, Kid!"
"Some of the neighbors are making
a howl about the items we are send-
ing In," says a contributor of local
news items to the Columbus (Mon-
tana) News. "So I believe that as
soon as my supply of stationery runs
out I will quit writing. Let some one
else take the job If they think they
can do so much better. I am getttng
tired of being bawled out every week,
and would like to sit back and criti-
cise some one else wilting for ft
while." -
To this the editor, not wishing to
lose an able writer, brackets a com-
forting and finely Independent reply:
"Stay with 'em kid! Don't let the
Jabbering of a few kickers unveil the
cayuse In your disposition. If an edi-
tor or writer takes the scare that easy
we would have swapped our pen for
a Fatima ten years ago. and each and
every Issue since then. If our patrons
don't like what you and I write let
them stop taking the darned News,
and then they will surely have no kick
coming."—The Outlook.
Indirection.
"Did you encourage Mrs. Peckton
to seek political honors?"
"Yes," said Mr. Peckton. "I told
her a woman's place was In the home,
and In less than forty-eight hours she
had announced her candidacy.—Bir-
mingham Age-Herald.
Just
Guest
"Germany on verge of bunkruptcy,"
shrills a contemporary. How a little
typographical error does help the
truth sometimes.—New York Morning
Telegraph.
Every time Germany makes a new
appeal the picture appears more dls-
taal, but it might be remembered that
this Is largely due to the allies' nega-
tives.—Manila Bulletin.
If paint ls as effective a preserva-
tive as the advertisements say, the
present crop of flappers ought to
reach a well preserved old age.—
Nashville Southern Lumberman.
iiE GALLERY GODS
The critic in liis ea3y 8-at
Found little in the piny to charm;
The jeweled lady cn tiie street
Who trailed upon her e*eort's arm
Said thi*. white waiting f< r her car.
"How tciiicus such dramas are."
but down four flights of flair* there cami
A throiii; of youth with eyes aflame,
In all that they hrnl m en that ni ,ht
The galh ry gods had found delight.
Time was. with them I stood in wait
To reach those topmont wooden se^ts.
Had Frt from s» ven o'clock till eight
(Now the moft tedious of feats)
And laughed and Joked the time away
Until the orchestra sh-u'd play;
And when at last the curtain rose.
We Bat entranced from start to clone,
A happy, youthful throng back then,
Glimpsing the stagi's famous men
We loved the drama, and we paid
Our 1;. earned quarters to behold
Its purple and it a red brocade,
And live the stories that it told;
We did not sit In easy chairs,
J3ut madly raced four flights of stairs
To struggle for a seat from which
We could look down upon the rich.
We glorl d in triumphant truth.
Beholding it through eyes of youth.
Hut 1 am older now and sit
No longer thrilled by all I see,
I find less sparkle In the wit—
The play's not what it u*ed to be.
Today I view through eyes of Ago
The passing glorlen of the Btage,
And having reached the aisles of ease,
I am more difficult to please.
Age, surfeited with pl«asurf\ nods
At Joys which thrill the gallery gods.
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The Park Ave. News.
Weather. Not ony cold hat damp.
Jflk«ol Notes. Last Wensday the class
was singing Waneeta for stastnc lea-
sin a»4 all of a suddln Miss Kitty no-
ticed something and held up her hand
fer everybody to Mop. wich they did
all except Reddy Merfjr on account of
him sluffn* Atixaaders Ragtime Band
»• f»st he costdent stop rite away,
the resvtt being he was sent down to
the principle and the result of that
being he wee sent home and had to
bring his mother.
Intristlag Packs About Intristlng
Peeple. Loretter Mincer is a pretty
good of a cook, the ony trabhle being
she genrelly aTlways forgets to take
things oat of the oven till theyre not
werth taking out.
Pome by Skinny Martin
Dlffrent Sounds
I like the sound of the recess bell
And the sound of doughnuts frying on
the range,
But the sound Id drather heer than
eny other
Is the sound of "Keep tbe change."
For Sale. Collection of SS> peetch
stonea Collecter has decided to stop
collecting them. Will sell cheap to the
rite party. See Lew Da via (Awer-
tizement) (
Spoarts. Persey Weevtr has a new
football but he wont leeve enybody
kick it because he dont wunt to get it
all scraped up. 0 mersey Persey pass
the prooens. *
DAILY HOKOStX)PK
(CopjrrlfbttS. 1111. by th« llcOlurs News-
paper Syo4l<wt«.)
(Copyright. 1922, by Eugar A. Gaest)
WttfMsday. My M, IK*.
Vena* rnle» this day In btncfte aap*ct.
Sniura and tlx Sun ire friendly, but Cranua
la advene.
It U a away especially favorable ta wom-
en and their plane. In biulneae ae well as
love they ihould benefit greatly today.
Warning Is given that the twidancy of
even the rooet Intellectual of the profee-
elonat women will be taward romance and
they will ba tacltned to make lil-advleed
marriage a.
One of the itranr* eigne of tha times ls
seen la the sentiment of wamen past mid-
dle-age. the aeere point out, and Jhelr
eusceptlbllliy to young men. They ahould
remember that tha stars often dlatum tha
mental balance.
This ls ope of the rale most profitable to
theatres aad It Is forecast that there will
be great activity among managers.
California will benefit greatly from thie
sway of Venus which makes for the devel-
opment of all artistic movements within
the stale.
Chicago ta to have a period of great musi-
cal awakening and will gain new fame as a
center for artistic progress, If the seers ars
rsnd aright.
The total eclipse of the Sun whlrh will
take place, September tl falls in the third
decan of Virgo and Is read as menacing to
world affairs.
Poets and painters and all who live by
their talents are likely to be affected by
this sinister phenomenon.
Warning ls given that foodstuffs will ba
higher and there may be a serious crop
failure.
Australia Is to suffer more than other
parta of tha world as a terrible drought la
forrtold.
Persons whose blrthdfite It Is should bo
exceedingly dlecreot during the coming year.
Young widows will have many offers of
marriage.
Children born on this day will probably
have many strange adventures In life. In
taielness affairs both boys and girls should
be very fortunate.
Goes to His Wife
Lest for 24 Years
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(Associated Press Dispatch.)
Waco, Tex., July 25.—Seborne B.
Minis, after separation from his wife
for twenty-four years and neither of
them knowing the whereabouts of the
other, hns received a letter from her
and will go to her at once. She ls In
New Bedford, Mass. Mims lias re-
sided here most of the time for more
than forty years. He lost an arm In
the first cotton oil mill established in
Waco In 1881. He Is 67 years old.
A Sample Wanted.
"Your honor," said the jury fore-
man, "this lady ls suing this gentle-
man for $ 10,000 for a stolen kiss."
"Correct," responded the Judge.
"You are to decide If It was worth
it."
"That's the point, your honor.
Could the jury have a sample?"—
London Weekly Telegraph.
University Plans
to Teach Girl to
Run Restaurants
(Tempi* Telegram Special.)
Austin, Tex., July J5.—For the
benefit of home economics students
who desire to specialize In Institution-
al management, a new course will be
given during the nest long session of
the University of Texas under the su-
pervision of Miss Anna W. Jansen.
The work will constitute a major
course leading to a degree In the de-
partment of home economics, and
will consist In training women to man-
age tea rooms, school lunch rooms
and cafeterias, dormitories, and com-
mercial cafeterias. Unusually good
opportunities for practice In the In-
stitutional work will be given at the
University Cafeteria, the Faculty Din-
ing-club and the new Scottish Rite
Dormitory for girls.
Miss Janzen Is now manager of the
University Cafeteria, which was taken
over by the department of home eco-
nomics last January, and during the
summer the cafetcrta has had a thor-
ough remodeling . New equipment
has been added, making It equal to
any college cafeteria In the country.
Miss Janzen has had considerable' ex-
perience In Institutional management
at the University of Chicago, where
she was assistant in the Institutional
course of study and Institutional di-
rector of the women's dormitories.
She has recently received her M. A.
degree from Columbia university.
There will be two other Instructors
In the new course. M»ss Selma
Strait, who has ben a member of the
home economics faculty and assistant
director of the cafeteria for the last
two months, will become dietician at
the new Scottish Rite Dormitory for
girls In the University, and will re-
main on the teaching staff. She will
be In a position to demonstrate the
dormitory phase of the work thor-
oughly to the students instructed by
her. Another member of the staff,
who will be assistant director of the
cafeteria, will also manage the facul-
ty dining club. In this capacity, she
will be able to give the students prac-
tical experience and observation In the
work of managing a semi-prlvate es-
toh'lshment.
'The course has been planned to
meet a long felt want." said Miss
Mary Edna GeArlng, professor of
home economics In the University.
"Scarcely a day passes without a re-
quest for the department to recom-
mend some one for a position as In-
stitutional manager or dietician In
some school club, or business organ-
ization. Such positions offer large
salaries, but there are few persons
trained to accept them. A request
has recently come from the most ex-
clusive girls' school In the state, ask-
ing for an Institutional manager, but
It will be difficult to srture a special-
ly trained applicant for the position.
Furthermore, there are many girls
with a special aptitude and liking for
the work, who desire the opportuni-
ties for training and experience. It is
the hope of the department to maks
the course one of the most thorough
and efficient in the southwest"
Girl Stabbed By
Escort Who then
Cuts Own Throat
(Associated Frees Dispatch.)
Sulphur Springs, Tex., July !&.—
Herman Tarrant dl«d this morning
from knife wounds self-infilcted last
night after he had stabbed Miss Stella
Hall whom he had escorted to a mo-
tion picture show, They were on the
way home when Tarrant slashed ths
girl in the abdomen, then cut his own
throat and Inflicted eleven wounds In
his nbdomen. The girl will recover.
No reason has been given out for the
act.
Temple Students
Make High Grade
(Temple Teiegrua Special.)
Austin, Tex., July 25.—Students Of
the University of Texas who achieved
special distinction In their scholastic
work for the spring term of the long
session have been listed on the honor
roll, which has jnst been Issued by
Dean H. Y. Benedict, of the Colltga
of Arts and Sciencca. The object of
this honor list ls to commend official-
ly one-tenth of the student body, that
tenth whose grades during the term
rank them acholastlcally above the re-
maining nine-tenths. T^ils "top" tenth
ls sub divided In five i^oups, giving
rank to the highest averages. In con-
struing the honor list, acocunt Is
taken both of the grades made and
the number of courses passed, giving
credit both to quality and quantity ol
work done. Freshmen grades run
lower than those of the upper class-
men, and to attain equal rank on ths
honor roll, freshmen do not have to
make quite such high averages as do
the upper classmen.
In 1919 the honor roll was pub-
lished In this manner for the first
time, and since then It has lieen con»
piled In the same manner every term.
Out of S, 117 students, there were 72
In group 1, Rumma Cum Ltude; 148
in group 2, Cum I^iude Ampla, 222 In
group 3, Magna Cum I^tude; 31'J In
group 4, Ampla Cum l^iude; and 412
in group 5, Cum Laude.
Among the students from Temple in
the University, the following weri
mentioned as deserving special distinc-
tion: John C. White, Charlotte
Knowd, Martin M. White.
An Opinion.
"What ls your opinion of thesft
charges of uraft?"
"My opinion," replied Senator Sor-
ghum, "ls that graft ls, In general,
as difficult to prove aa It Is easy to
suspect."—Washington Star.
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Ingram, Charles W. Temple Daily Telegram (Temple, Tex.), Vol. 15, No. 214, Ed. 1 Wednesday, July 26, 1922, newspaper, July 26, 1922; Temple, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth467871/m1/4/: accessed July 17, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Abilene Library Consortium.