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people. Just be sure and leave us the recipes for the food
that we have come to like so well.
In addition, all people of Hispanic descent will
also be removed from within the borders of the United
States. While many of you claim to have a stronger claim
to the land in the Southwestern United States and to have
lived within the country longer than any American, you
do not possess the "Pure American Ancestry" required to
live within the country. As such, we shall remove all
people of Hispanic descent to Mexico, after which we will
no longer worry about where you came from or where
you belong. After all, you are all Mexicans to us anyway.
Your services are just no longer required in our great
nation. We have learned to grow chili peppers and use
them to cook your spicy dishes, and we can import your
tequila and beer from Mexico, so I guess this is adios to
you all.
Considering that the United States only desires
people of "Pure American Ancestry" as Her citizens, all
people whose forefathers came to reside in the country at
any time following the Revolutionary War must also be
deported. The reason for this is simple: your ancestors
were not born in the United States, and, therefore, you
cannot be considered to contain "Pure American Blood."
For this reason, we must return you to Italy, Spain,
Scotland, France, Germany, or whatever country your
ancestors come from. Never mind that you have served
the country in Her time of need, and that so many of your
forefathers have given their lives for the beliefs that this
nation was founded on. Oh, and by the way you Germans,
be sure and leave the instructions for brewing beer.
Since the descendants of people who came to the
United States after She had received Her independence
from England are to be deported, it is only fair that the
descendants of any person who came to live in the United
States while She was still a colony of Great Britain be
deported as well. While it is true that you can make the41
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