The Dialville Reporter (Dialville, Tex.), Vol. 1, No. 5, Ed. 1 Friday, August 25, 1916 Page: 3 of 8
This newspaper is part of the collection entitled: Texas Digital Newspaper Program and was provided to The Portal to Texas History by the UNT Libraries.
Extracted Text
The following text was automatically extracted from the image on this page using optical character recognition software:
PT'r------'
■
THE DTALVILLE REPORTER
• •
•f.k.
1 •
-
HAVE YOU ASTHMA?
If yon have this will interest yon. Mr.
and Mr*. H. Brown wrote us as follows:
“We have a son who had asthma for nine
rears, end we spent nidht after night try-
ing to enable Sim to breathe. We con-
sulted physicians and used their prescrip-
tions. We also used other famous asthma
remedies, from which he got oply tempo-
rary relief. We saw an advertisement of
Lung-Vita and have used several bottles.
If he has asthma now we can’t tell it. We
are ho longer disturbed and distressed
about hia condition. He enjoys life, and
so do we.” Mr. Brown is a member of
the H. Brown Furniture Co. of Nashville,
and lives at 102(1 10th &renue, N.» Lung-
Vita is for consumption, asthma, whoop-
a thirty day treatment. Nashville Medi-
e Co, Dept J, Nashville, Tenn. Adv.
V.
The Beneficiary.
“Professor Diggs has Just succeeded
In deciphering an ,ancient papyrus
given up by half a dozen savants.”,
"Well, what good will that do hu-
manity?” '
“Perhaps it won’t benefit humanity
in generitl, but It will enable Profes-
sor Diggs to sign a few mpre lecture
contracts.” ’ *■;
A SURE emus FOR ITCHING PILES
And all forms of skin diseases is Tet-
terlne. It Is also a specific for Tetter.
Ringworm, Eczema, Infant Sore Head,
Chaps and Old Itching Sores.
' ’ ■'. ‘ ” ( '
"Enclosed find one dollar for which
please send me two boxes Tetteriset
this makes five boxes I have ordered
from you, the first one only being for
me. I suffered with an eruption for
years, and one box of Tetteriae cured,
ms and two of my friends. It is worth
its weight in gold to any one suffering
as I did. Everybody ought to know of
Its value.’* lease W. Scott. MlUedgs-
ville. Ga.
Tetteriae at druggists or sent by mall
for BOo. J.T.Shuptrlne,Savannah,Ga. Adv.
.Sold.
"We "sold our pup.” "
"What did you sell him for?”
"Why, er—he bit holes lu the car-
pet.”—Punch BoWI.
Mi
IN THE EYE.
Candor.
“In one respect she’s like all other
women.” '
"Meaning she thinks she’s so differ-
ent?” ' ‘
’That hian is very much In the pub-
lic eye.”
“Yes; he Is as Irritating as a cinder
from a, locomotive,”
'<5. ' --4-
Unusual Type.
A rarely gifted orator
Was William Henry Bray.
Who nover made a speech unless
He something had to Say.
What 8he Had Dons.
“Those freckles you got on your
face last summer have all disappeared,
Ethel?"
“Yes, mother.”
“What 'd|d you do to take them
away, child?”
“Nothing, mother.”
“Nothing at all?;’
“Well, mother, do you suppose kiss-
ing would take them away?”
NO MALARIA—NO CHILLS. '
“Plantation" Chill Tonic is guaranteed
I* drive away Chills and Fever or your
money refunded. Price 50c,—Adv.
An Elaborate Dinner.
“Was 1t much of a dinner?”
“I should say It was. There were
seven different kinds of forks at each
plate.”
Rather 8plteful. ,
“I suppose you always think of your
wife Just before you make your death-
defying leap,” said a sentimental ad-
mirer of the professional high-dlver.
“Oh, yes,” he replied. “Ever since
I overheard a friend of hers tejl her
she wouldTook well In black. I’ve tak-
en precious good care lest some little
jerror of Judgment on my part should
make her a widow.”
mSTiSSm «
CASTORIA, a safe and sura remedy for
infanta and children, and aee that It
Bear* ’the
Signature of __
In Dee for Over SOYeara.
Children Cry for Fletcher^ Castona
Indeed it Does.
“Telephones are great time savers,
aren’t they?"
“Well, that depends upon who calls
you up."
CAPUDINE
—For Headaches—
Try It and be convinced. Good for
aches In hack and Hmba also—Assists
Nature to get right and stay so. It’a
Liquid—easy to take.—Adr.
A woman should never go out walk-
ing in a driving rain.
Many a ballroom gown in covering
a warm heart reaches Its limit.
IMPLES
Ire Dangerous
They are a sign of poisoned blood,
inactive liver, biliousness, indi-
gestion, constipation or even more
serious conditions which if not re-
lieved in time make yon a miser-
able invalid for Hfe. <
Dr. Thacher’s live
and Blood Sy
la a remedy that goes back ^
purely vegetable, a geift can
uve and tonic combinq^d old,
be taken by all, youimb*.
mala and female.,80c m
ties at your dealer's
thacher
WILLING TO OBLIGE.
TJie mere woman had Invaded an In-
telligence office in search of a cook.
Having selected one that evidently
suited her, the party of the cook part
got busy with her question apparatus.
"Before 1 engage wrtth you, madam,”
said the cook Indy, “I would like to
ask you a few questions. "How many
servants do you keep?"
“Three,” answered the mere woman.
“And Where do you live?" queried
the c. 1.
“Oh, that doesn’t matter In the
least," replied the other, meekly. “We
are willing to move anywhere you want
to go ”
Her Little Joke.
If was 11:45 p. m. according to the
gyrations of the cuckoo clock.
“There Is something the matter with
my watch,” remarked young DeBorem.
“It doesn’t go half the time.”
“Perhaps,” rejoined Miss Wenryun,
as,she vainly tried to strangle a large
open-faced yawn, "It Is due to the un-
conscious power of personal associa-
tion."
Then he took a tumble to himself,
and his nekt move In the game ‘was
toward home. •
A Happy Thought
“At the last moment Mrs. Gadders
'discovered that there were only 18
—----—
“My! That would never do."
“Certainly not, but that woman has
a head on her shoulders 1”
“How did she solve the difficulty?”
“She placed her poodle In the chair
of the absent guest."
Draw the Line There,
“Modesty is not a characteristic of
'the American people,” remarked the
foreign visitor,
“Probably net, in a majority of
cases," answered the native born, “but
when you come to think of it, It Is truly
surprising b»w mp'<y American dti*
Izeznzs thei4 are who haven’t the re-
motest idee of ever becoming presi-
dent.”
Two 8ty»« of Delivery.
Church—Thl: paper says tbitstatle-
tlcs show thadn early days of Ameri-
can colleges bout one-half the gradu-
ates adopted® ministry as a profes-
sion.
! Gotham/But how many of the stu-
dents
Differ
An Insinuation.
“I began business without a dollar,"
said the self-made man, "and today I
arti worth half a million.”
“Yes,” rejoined the observer of')
things and events, “and I know a man
who had half a million when you be-
gan business, and* today he hasn’t „a
dollar.”
The Arrangement.
“This Is a model prison In Its ap
proprlate lodging of prisoners.”
“How so?" v •
“All the drunks are beyond bars,
the women are In tiers and the In-
telligent prisoners are In brain cells.”
NO ROSE WITHOUT A THORN.
a(yt the pitcher’s profession.
eastyle of delivery, that’s all.
/ Volunteers.
«A omnn must have some lnter-
jtslde of her home," said the
£l
lady
litlclan.
4.jt necessarily,” answered the old
,fas0ned person. “There are always
_1(ry of bachelor girls who are able
!ar willing to help run the country.”
i
ACCOUNTED FOR.
Hubby—That new cook I secured la
'certainly quiet. One would never know
ifbe was about the place.
Wifey—She ian’t ibe left
Felix Hnwffted—I found a dandy
soup kitchen where yotise kin git all
youse want to eat fer jest helpin’ your-
self. m,
Everett Wrest—An’ dey don’t have
no one to wait on you! Dat's another
scheme to make us guys work.
Female of the 8peciee.
A woman's fond of pretty lace,
Wherever It Is shown;
She also likss a pretty face—
If that face Is her own.
Those Auto Tricks.
Redd—I see when a new automobile
fender strikes a pedestrian it gently
trips him and then picks him up in a
sort of scoop with a minimum of in-
jury.
Greene—And If the fellow scooped
gets mad all you have to say is: “Oh,
come now, can't you take a Joke?”
Entertaining Oneaelf.
“Jagsby tells me that when he has a
quart of Scotch, a box of good cigars
and a pack of cards with which to play
solitaire, he doesn’t mind being alone
at all.”
“Uroph! That isn’t solitude.”
"No?”
“That's what I would call being the
guest of honor at your own party.”
CMEL iEN BILIOUS? II STOP!
ACTS LID ME ON LIU
I Guarantee “Dodson’s Liver Tone” Will Give You the Best Liver
and Bowel Cleansing You Ever Had—Doesn’t Make You Sick!
Stop using calomel! It makes you
aick. Don’t lose a day’s work. If you
feel lazy, sluggish, biUous or consti-
pated. listen to me!
Calomel Is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel, when it comes into contact
with sour bile, crashes into it. breaking
It up. This la when you feel that.aw-
ful nausea and cramping. If you' feel
"all knocked out,” if your liver la tor-
pid and bowels constipated or you
have headache, dizziness, coated
tongue, if breath is bad or stomach
sour just try a spoonful of harmless
Dodson's Liver Tone.
Here’s my guarantee—Go to any
drug store or dealer and get a 50-cent
bottle oY Dodson’s Liver Tone. Take a
Painted In Seventy-Two Hoots.
There Is a picture in this.year’s show
at the Royal academy which has a
singular history. It was painted by
an urtlst who Is now a captain on ac-
tive service, but the picture is not the
one which he showed to his friends
at this year’s contribution. The orlgtnnl
was of ft sunset over a plowed field, a
firie landscape In a style which has dis-
tinguished the artist. Five months ago
the painter was home on leave, aqd he
spent? working over his picture. To-,
day the canvus shows the plowed field
and the sunpet; but It also shows six
soldiers fallen about a cannon, Into
the breech o£ which one survivor Is
placing the last shell. It Is a fine pic-
ture, and by no iheanR a pot-boiler.
The captain wtlnessed the Incident he
depicts. The fortunate thing jvas that
the landscape was ready for1 fHe figures
—for no academy picture could be
painted during 72 hours’ leave.
*5
DON’T LOSE ANOTHER HAIR
rrwUsrH?fmfih
For dandruff, Itching, burning scalp,
the cause of dry, thin and falling hair,
Cuticura Soap and Ointment are most
effective. Touch spots of dandruff and
itching with Cuticura Ointment. Then
shampoo with Cuticura Soap and hot
water. No treatment more successful.
Free sample each by mall with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept Lt,
Boston. Sold everywhere.—Adv.
, Time’s Revenges.
“The authorities wouldn’t let me
wear ipy new bathing costume,” said
the queen of musical comedy. “They
said It was too risky.”
“And you had to throw It awny.”
“Or, no. I’ll wear lt In ,the show
next season. Then they’ll pay money
to come and see lt.”
spoonful and if It doesn’t straights*
you right up and make you feel fine
and vigorous I want you to go back to
the store and get your money. Dod-
son’s Liver Tone is destroying the
sale of calomel because lt is real llver^
medicine; entirely vegetable, theretoro
lt canhot salivate or make you sick.
I guarantee that one spoonful of
Dodson’s Liver Tone will put your
sluggish Uyer to work and clean your
bowels oftfiat sour bile and consti-
pated waste which is clogging your
system and making you feel miserable,
I guarantee that a bottle of Dodson’s
Liver Tone will keep your entire fam-
ily feeling fine for months. Give It to
your children. It Is harmless; doesn't
gripe and they like its plealkat taste.
—Adv.
Spartan Women Suffered Untold Tortures
but who wants to be a Spartan? Take
“Femenlna” for all female disorders.
Price 60c and $1.00.—AdV.
Somewhat Different.
The honeymoon had slumped the
slumps., “On our wedding day," she
*ald, “I was undA the Impression yon,
bad filled my heart with sunshine.”
“Well?” he queried, after the man-
ner of his kind.
“But I find,” she continued, “It was
nothing but moonshine.”
Said for 47 yean. Far
Malaria, Chilli &Ferer.
Alia a Fine General
Strengthening Tank.
«0e and fl.00 at SB
Drug Stereo.
Unbiased View.
Hazel—Young de Swift is considered
the lion of the season. Have you met
him?
Alraee—Yes, and, judging froqi hie
manners, he Is more of a donkey than
a lion. ’•*
Spunky.
The Lawyer—The precedents are
against you, madurn.
The Lady—Well, sue them, too, the*
No Damage.
“Oh,»-tell me ,<julck, officer, was mjf
husband shot In that saloon fight?”
“No, uiudain, only.half shot."
To Drive Out Melarie
And Build Up The Systea
Take the Old Standard GROVE'S
TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know
what you are taking, as the formula ie
printed on every label, showing it is
Quinine and Iron in a tasteless form The
Quinine drives out malaria, the Iran
builds up the system. 50 cents
. Sufficient Cause.
•<itrv. ft caused Jones to resign froes
the presidency ^ the Don.t Worr*
club?” *
"Triplets.”
THIS l« THE AGE OF YOUTH.
You will look tan years younger if yea
darken your ugly, grizzly, gray hain by
using "La Creole" Hair Dressing.—Adv.
You Bet Paw Knows.
Little Lemuel—Buy, paw, what I*
the difference between a statesman
and a politician?
Paw—A statesman, son. Is a poli-
tician who line made hts pile and d
politician Is a statesman who IS still
poor.
, ------ /
8AVE A DOCTOR’S BILL f
by keeping Mississippi Diarrhoea Cow
dial handy for all stomach complaints.
Price 26c end 60c.—Ady.
It is easier for a man to be the archi-
tect of his own fortune than to b*
the builder.
» |
i a
I
. -I
THE HUH QUALITY SEWINN MACHINE
NE\g*|fQME
HOT SOLD 0N0ER ART OTHER RAMS
Write for free booklet "Potau to b* considered Ms
purchasing a Sawing Machine.” Learn the facia.
THE NEW HOME 8EWING MACHINE CO., RANGE,HAM
I
PATENTS SiS-S
How It Happened.
“You say your cook has been with
you 20 years?”
“Let me aee. Yea, just about 20
years.”
“How did you happen to get her?"
“A friend introduced me. I got busy
with flowers, candy and theater tickets
and a preacher did the reat”
Nullified.
“I dare say Air. Cobbles feels rather
embarrassed sometimes in the pres-
ence of hlft college-bred eon. You
know, be bad little or no education.”
“I don't suppose It laats long. Young
Cobbles’ chronic financial embarrass-
ment soon puts the old gentlemen at
When You Follow
The Trail
I m
0 •
* • *
Oo
Equipped With
WHMmm
Guns Ammunition
,11
ME
Upcoming Pages
Here’s what’s next.
Search Inside
This issue can be searched. Note: Results may vary based on the legibility of text within the document.
Tools / Downloads
Get a copy of this page or view the extracted text.
Citing and Sharing
Basic information for referencing this web page. We also provide extended guidance on usage rights, references, copying or embedding.
Reference the current page of this Newspaper.
Scott, L. E. The Dialville Reporter (Dialville, Tex.), Vol. 1, No. 5, Ed. 1 Friday, August 25, 1916, newspaper, August 25, 1916; Dialville, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth528544/m1/3/?q=%22Places+-+United+States+-+Texas+-+Cherokee+County%22: accessed June 17, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; .