The Dublin Progress. (Dublin, Tex.), Vol. 11, No. 40, Ed. 1 Friday, March 3, 1899 Page: 6 of 8
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THE IDEAL.
Allan Carter wai going ai fast as a
eab would take him to otter himself
and his fortune to Miss Nellie Clen-
denntn, but the face that haunted him
as be rolled along was not Miss Clen-
dennln’s. It was a face of great beauty,
a young, serious face, with wide dark-
blue eyes and a tenderly curved red
mouth. Only a dream-face, but at
two and thirty Allan Carter was a
bachelor because of It.
Carter was an artist. Perhaps It was
from his mother, who had been an
Italian singer of good family, that he
Inherited the poetic temperament
which caused him to cherish this
dream. Certain It was that In his
travels far and wide be had looked for
the face, and each year It had grown
more vivid and real. Now. at thir-
ty-two. he had told himself It was
time to put away childish things and
begin life.
He wanted to paint and study abroad
for a year or two, hut could not leave
his young ward, just returned from
school and dependent on him for her
success In social life, so as the best
way out of It he decided to marry
her and lake her with him. He
thought her a "dear girl.” bright and
piquant, and but for the face he
might have fallen In love with her.
And now he was looking at It for
the last time. In an hour It would be
a part of the past, a dim shadowy
thing. The eyes looked at him re-
proachfully.
Ah! those eyes! Innumerable tlmeB
he had essayed to paint the face, hut
the eyes bad always eluded him.
There was somelhlng In their depths
that mocked him.
"Pshaw! what a fool I am!” He
gathered himself together with a Jerk.
The Jerk terminated In a Jump, for
there at the window of the Markvlew
hotel was the fare, framed In furs
and feathers and looking wistfully
down the street.
He left the eab as soon ns It had
tuiiied the corner and hastened back
but you know I could not speak to yoo
ftsrs. It was just as you ware leav-
ing. See. here la my card. I have
traveled a great deal, perhaps some
of your friends may know me. You
are not angry? You think this Is
surely something more than mere
chance? I have loved your face so
long, I know Its every feature. Do not
hate me for my presumption?”
The girl's soft eyes fell.
WILL <30 TO BUFFALO.
Merge* Kapeuu to Attend the MraCIng
to bo Hold Thero.
There U a call for a conference of
political and social reformers at Buf-
falo. N. Y„ June 28. to July J, to end
with a large public meeting July 4.
Some of the most prominent workers
"I saw you when we came out of ; In the eouutry are on the committee
the hotel, and I—I liked you." she j -md i nm informed that the meeting Is
sahl very softly. i likely to be well attended. Among
“E? ieTd 1° C,Tr\:her i ‘ho members of the committee I notice
and he lifted his hand Impetuously. < A . _
but let It fall again. Her very Inno- , surh n8nM8 88 ,hut nf •*-
cenee was her protection, and he only ',ov- Altgcld, Prof. Herron. Col. Frnnk
touched the hem of her cape reverent- j Purkitt. H. I). I.loyd. Eugene \. Debs,
•y- I and a host of others, representing nil
- "We have such a short lime! Tell political parties, end nil shades und
me where you are going, where I can I phases of political reform. The ob-
seo you again. I will find a way If It , jpft of (h(l m(.eU „ slmply for
is to the ends of the earth. I cannot 1
lose you again. 1 have sought you so
change of ideas nnd no man will be
long; wherever I have traveled I have hound by the action of the meeting—
sought in vain for that beautiful dream unless he choosps to be so hound. I
face that has been m.v Inspiration, i nm well Impressed with the Idea of
And you were a little child growing bolding such conference, nnd If the
up Into perfection! It la not mere j thing don't become n Itabel it ought to
chance that we have met today and we re#uU much good.
must not lose each other. Will you . ( .
toil me where I may find you? j have decided to attend the above
The girl glanced up at the clock ! ronferoncp, bernllse , thlnk the time
tea, sne said, shyly, the color ....
coming and going In her cheeks. "We 'a rlpP ,or wlsP ,in‘> Vramvl action,
are going to New York and shall stop ^^ere disintegration of all political
at the Waldorf. Come there and I , parties such as was never beforeknown
will see you.” I in this country. If we could adopt a
"Whom shall I nsk—” he was be- plan which would enlist the hearty co-
gtnnlng, but she held up a warning operation of all sincere reformers, nnd
ha"!?; . .... .. , ! recognize such leaders as the people
We must not let him know, she > , ., , . .. ... , ‘
whispered, as the tall gentleman, red WOul1' ,r"st' ,,lpre woul,‘ bp °,lp (,f »‘p
and breathless, rushed up to their.. greatest political revolutions that has
"Here wo are, dear." she said. t:mll- ev<?r transpired In the history of the
Ing. In her silvery-sweet voice. "I nation. If the men who meet in Iluf-
"DO NOT FORGET YOl'R I.ESSON."
to the Markvlew. The face was gone,
but even as he looked a lady and a
gentleman descended tho steps to n
carriage that awaited them. The lady
was nry young, slender and graceful
and for one moment those wonderful
eyes met and held his. Then she was
hurried Into the carriage by her com-
panion. a tall, fine-looking, gray-halr-
ed man. evidently her father.
Carter heard the order, "To the
Tenth street depot!” und In a few
moments was clattering after them.
He found them in the great, domed
waiting-room, evidently In trouble, for
the girl looked distressed and her
father much flurried. Carter bought
a paper at the news stand near by and
-dallied over It.
. "I can't send anyone for It," the
gentleman was saying. "1 must go
back myself—-and leave you, niy dear."
"Indeed. Indeed. I don't mind." cried
the girl. In silver-sweet tones. "Wo
have twenty minutes yet and that Is
'time enough If you go at once. I will
wait for you Just here. Hurry!” She
gave him a little push, and, tumbling
his several packages Into her arms, he
yushed away.
".Great heavens. I can't lose her
now!" muttered Carter. In despair. “If
only I knew her name or where they
are bound. Ia there no way—no
way?"
The girl walked toward the window,
and. one of her parcels slipping from
her arm*, In her endeavor to recover
It. the remainder were scattered on
the floor. Carter gathered them up
In a twinkling and offered to tie up
one which had escaped Ita fastening
Ho seated himself beside his dream,
and when she had said, “Thank you,"
he could not summon fortitude to leave
her.
It was the fare—It was the face;
InnocenL beautiful even to the little
golden rings on her forehead. The
limpid, childlike eyes met his frankly
and the rose cheek looked so soft and
youthful.
"8he hasn't had time to be frozen
Into conventionality." thought Car-
ter. "I will risk It and speak to her.
It la now or never."
He leaned over and apoke rapidly,
earnestly and with convincing elo-
quence ;
"I aaw you at the hotel, Do you
know that I have been seeking you for
tea years? Your face came to me In
a dream and 1 have never despaired
of finding you until today I waa go-
ing—no matter where, but I aaw you.
I could And no way to apeak to you.
ao I followed yoo here, hoping against
hope. If you knew how your face ha<
haunted me yoo would forgive me.
Fortune baa favored me with these
few moments; do not he ao cruel as to
deny me the privilege of speaking!
How could I see you to go out of mr
re nek without U) .king an effort, even
«l tho risk of being ronsldered un-
geotlemanly’ Will you not tell ms
that ffM art not angry*"
The wide Wee epee looked earnestly
Into the toes bent over kar. so dark
nnd anew. *> full of phsdtog.
“Yon saw ns at tfce hoteir ska
haven’t been alone. I have met an old
friend. Mr. Allan Carter. Allow me
to Introduce you. Mr. Carter, this Is
my husband."
"Viry happy, very happy. Indeed, ,
Mr. Carter,*' flustered the gentleman. : cUn,,nate frow an>' of artion for
ns he shook the rigid hand extended to tho further fusion with either Demo-
fnlo are sincere; If they go there rec-
ognizing the fact that there is abso-
lutely no hope for relief from either of
the old parties; If they will entirely
him. Tho bell clanged loudly nnd hi
seized the girl’s arm and hurried her
breathlessly away.
She looked back over her shoulder
and milled, bewltchlngly, significantly.
"Do not forget your lesson," she
said softly.
Carter had walked many miles be-
fore the crash of the elements subsid-
ed nail his brain settled Into some-
thing like Us usual calm, lie and
Nellie Clendennln were married six
weeks later.
TO GROW FAT.
x.
I
Hi with pm tothir.
Kmt Il**»rtlly Itvfore Uulns to !*«*«••
Here is good advice to thin people
who want to grow fat, says Pearson's
Weekly. It seems contrary to nil our
early training, but Is full of good com-
mon sense, and comes from a promi-
nent physician. His suggestions are
as fullows: "If you are thin and wan'
to put flesh upon your hones, eat b«
foro going to bed for the night. Physi-
ology teaches us that there is wasting
away of tissue while a person sleeps
ns v,ell as when he Is awake, and this
belrg so, there should be continuous
nourishment. Food taken at dinner
or In the early evening Is always di-
gested at the time of retiring, and the
activity of the process of assimilation
continues until long after we are
asleep. If the tissues are not nour-
ished, they are pulled down by the
wasting process, and as a result sleep-
lessness ensues. On n full stomach, I
however, or with some food to sustain |
the system, there Is a building up of ,
the tissue. Man Is the only creature
I know of who does not deem It proper
to sleep on a good meal. The Infant,
In this respect. Instinctively cries to I
be fed at night, showing that food Is j
necessary during thut time as well as j
through the day. and that left too long
without It causes a discomfort, which ,
It makes known by crying. There Is ’
no need for rest In the digestive or-
gans, provided the quantity of food
eaten Is not above normal during tho
twenty-four hours. Too long Inter-
vals between meals are bad for the
stomach, from the fact thBt the cessa-
tion and resumption of work of the
digestive organs tends to enfeebl*
them. A moderate working of the or
gnus through the twenty-four hours l»
much more beneficial. I would advise
those suffering from Insomnia to take
something to eat before going to sleep
always. A glass of milk and bread,
or any digestible food will do."
crats or Republicans, and outline inde-
pendent action, making the referen-
dum the central idea, yet dodging no
important Issues, they can build the
foundation for one of the grandest po-
litical parties that ever existed
If every man who attends that con-
vention will lay aside pnrtlsnnlsm. will
signify his wilingness to "break ranks"
as Col. Norton puts it. and reform our
i lines on such a platform as we can
all agree, suggesting education along
1 lines and upon points where agreement
j cannot be had, emphasizing the Import-
ance of direct legislation—the Initia-
tive and referendum—as a means by
which the people, Independent of the
politicians, can by their votes enact
any measure they choose—then the
conference will be a success and will
accomplish a great work. But If tIn?
conference Is dominated by men of the
Allen. Simpson and Butler type, who
have already announced the programme
for 1900 to be the nomination of Urynn
and fusion with the Democrats on the
lines adopted in the campaign of '89G,
there will be a dampness thrown over
the meeting that will not bode success
i to any such programme.
• « •
I am wiling to do anything n> secure
the enactment into law measures that
will relieve the people of the heavy
burdens that are weighing them down
[ to a condition of industrial slavery; to
push back the dark cloud ihat threat-
ens the destruction of our liberties and
! our homes. To this end I would absn-
| don the name of my party, advise that
: It break ranks and join any other
movement that would give us these
j things. To this end. and for this pur-
pose I would even vote the Democratic
1 or Republican ticket, ami that Is saying
i much, for I never have yet lieen guilty
of the crime ot doing either. But at
this time..the intelligent man. tie- man
thing Is simply a Bryan side-show, or
a tall to the kite of any man or party.
I have been In reform work now for
twenty-four years, and I have settled
down to the firm conviction that the
man who claims to be a reformer, who
really advocates measures which the
times demand, but who lacks either the
sense or the con rags to abandon his
old rotten party, Is not a reformer to
hurt.
,» • •
The Missouri World predicts that
Grover Cleveland will be the next nom-
inee of the Democratic party for pres-
ident. Now, brother Dixon ought not
to tamper with the feelings of tbo [
free-sllver-or-bust Democrats In that
way. Their hides are mighty tender
and thin. For the southern and west-
ern Democrats to support Cleveland
would be like a log wagon running
ovicr a tumble-bug—It would be mighty
hWd on their eyes. Yet the southern
Democrats would support him because
they are Democrats, first, last and al-
ways. I don’t mean that all of them
would, but nearly all of the leaders
would take him down with relish If It
meant offices to them.
» • •
Bnt pj) l have said, the free silver
Democrats’ hide Is getting mighty thin.
When lit- abandoned the tariff issue
and espoused the cause of more money
he abed a very large roll of moss Irom
off hi* bark. This natually left his
hide very tender. The bosses are just
now trying to toughen It a little by the
application of antl-expunslon salve, but
it Is not having the desired effect. This
antt-expaiiBlon idea is the stepping
stone over which brother Dixon thinks
Cleveland will again reach Ills old time
prestige, ami lead his party In tho
next campaign. Wouldn't that be an
elegant dish of crow for the new De-
mocracy to eat?
W. 3. MORGAN.
GOVERNOR OF 0RE60N
Uses Pe-ru-na in His Family
For Golds mm and Grip.
CAPITOL BUILDING, SALEM, OREGON.
A Letter From the Executive Oiiice of Oregon.
that can read the signs of the times
and the secret motives of the selfish
men. to contend that either the Ileum-
mile or Republican party, with the
army of cormorants and camp-follow-
ers who direct the policy of both, will
yield their place at the feast table
of political buzzards, and restoro the
government to the hands of the peo-
ple, ought to la* presented with an ox
.. „ ! cart of a icntury ago. an ox cart with
Altonl Sir Henry Hawkins.
The resignation In England of Sir °w ax|p*' nn'' 8 ^ 'M,|p
for a tongue, together with a very elow
team of oxen to pull It. il would ls> ex-
actly on a par with hlu conception of
present conditions.
Henry Hawkins, one of the wittiest
and most noted Judges of the day,
has given rise to many anecdotes. He
Is a man who believes In stern Justice,
and always sentences criminals to the
full extent of his power. "Oh. my
lord." whined a swindler whom he had
Just given seven years. "I'll never live
half of tlist time!" The Judge took
another look at him and answered:
"I don't think It Is at all desirable that
you should."
On another occasion the usual form
waa gone through of asking a prisoner
who had been found guilty If he had
anything to say. Htrlklng a theatrical
posture, and with his right hand In the
air. the man exclaimed "May the
Almighty strike me dead If I don't
speak the truth. 1 am Innocent of this
crime.” Judge Hawkins aald nothing
for a minute. Then, after glancing at
the clock, he oboerved, in his moat
Impressive tones; "Since the Almighty
has not thought fit to Intervene. I will
now proceed to pass sentence.”
I have looked over the list of names
on the committee on invitation, nnd
some of those who haw been Invited,
and 1 am persuaded that no action will
be taken nt the Buffalo meeting looking
to co-operation with either old party,
and the work of the conference Is more
likely to terminate In the adoption of
some systematic plan for pushing the
Work of education along the lines of
reeded reform than tt Is to outline a
specific plan for Hie political campaign
of 1900, If, however, the conference
could settle upon some definite plan
for the future that would rally to jts
support all those who see the necessity
of reform along political lines. T have
no hreltanry In saylug that I fbould
hall it with Joy and gladly give it my
hearty support. Hut It must «on*e tin-
Dees rear flumes ' hampered with politicians who hare a
A Oermen professor. In gtelnff Me j record for eelf-dletlnrtlon and aggisn-
wxpertence an nn explorer In the wilds dlaement greeter then of piUlotlsm.
PIOUS REMARKS#
Humility Is the hall-mark of .v.-dom.
Caution is often wasted, but it Is a
very good risk to take.
lie Is a fool who cannot be angry;
but he Is a wise man who will not.
It may be wicked, and It certainly
Is weak, to groan over the Inevitable.
Every joy which conies to us Is only
to strengthen us for some greater la-
bor that Is to succeed.
The trite reward of a workman Is
not his wages, but the consciousness of
having done a good job.
Imagination Is the stairway which
(be mind uses when taking the meas-
ure of some lofty projection.
Beautiful is young enthusiasm; keep
It to the end, and be more and more
correct In fixing on tho object of it.
Never hope to hold a neutral posi-
tion toward an evil, that which you
do not positively discourage, you en-
courage.
Demonsthenes filled his mind with
great purposes before he filled his
mouth with pebbles. Great thought*
are the first essentlnl of eloquence.
The art of putting men In the right
places Is the highest In the science of
government, but that of finding place*
for tho discontented is tho most diffi-
cult.
All brave men arc brave In Initia-
tive; but the courage which enables
them to succeed where others dare not
even attempt la never so potent na
when It leads to entire self-forgetful-
ness.
The higher we go In spiritual devel-
opments or unfoldment, the more re-
spect wo find we hnve for man’s In-
dividuality, and if this be so, God’s
respect for man’s estimate of himself
must be infinite.
Is religion one of the fine urts, that
It should consist simply In going to
meeting In good clothes every Sunday,
saying grace at table, and, praying
night uml morning? Are we so lit-
erally a Hock thut we have nothing to
do hilt to be fed all the year, yielding
only the annual fleece which forms our
pastor's salary?
It Is more than probable that tho
gnator part of the happiness of the
world comes from sources that are
seldom recognized. In our thoughts
we are continually associating pleas-
ure with some future to be consum-
mated, and overlooking Its real pres-
ence. which Is with us now and here. I
When some object Is attained, or some I
effort Is successful, we look for enjoy-
ment; meantime we resign ourselves
with what patience wo can to do with*
j out It. The continuous lesson of ex-
perience. however, which we are slow
to learn. Is Ihat the Important epochs
to which we look so eagerly arc less
fruitful In real pleasure than the small
and frequent advances of dally life
which seem so Insignificant.
Pe-ru-na Is known from the Atlantic
to tho Pacific. Letters of congratula-
tion and commendation testifying to
the merits of Pe-ru-na as a catarrh
remedy arc pouring In from overy state
In the Union. Dr. Hartman Is receiv-
ing hundreds of such letters dally. All
■'lasses write these letters, from the
highest to the lowest.
The outdoor laborer, the Indoor arti-
san, the clerk, the editor, the states-
man, the preacher—all agree that Pe-
ru-na Is the catarrh remedy of the age.
The stage and rostrum, recognizing ca-
tarrh as their greatest enemy, are es-
pecially enthusiastic In their praise
and testimony.
Any man who wishes perfect health
must be entirely free from catarrh. Ca-
tarrh Is well-nigh universal; almost
omnipresent. Pe-ru-na Is the only ab-
solute safeguard known. A cold Is the
beginning of catarrh. To prevent
colds, to cure colds. Is to cheat catarrh
out of Its victims. Pe-ru-na not only
cures catarrh, but prevents. Every
household should bo supplied with this
great remedy for coughs, colds and so
forth.
The Governor of Oregon Is an ardent
admirer of Pe-ru-na. lie keeps It con-
tinually in the house. In a recent let-
ter to Dr. Hartman he says;
State of Oregon,
Executive Department,
Salem, May 9. 1898.
The Pe-ru-na Medicine Co., Columbui,
O.:
Dear Sirs—I have had occasion to
use your Pe-ru-na medicine In my fam-
ily for colds, and it proved to be an
excellent remedy. I have not had oo-
caston to use it for other aliments.
Yours very truly.
W. M Lord.
It will be noticed that the Governor
says be has not had occasion to usa
Pe-ru-na for other ailments. The rea-
son for this Is, most other ailments be-
gin with a cold. Using Pe-ru-na to
promptly cure colds, he protects hi*
family against other ailments. This Is
exactly what every other family In tha
United States should do. Keep Pe-ru-
na In the house. Use It for cougbs,>
colds, la grippe, and other climatic af-
fections of winter, and there will be
no other ailments In the house. Such:
families should provide themselves
with a copy of Dr. Hartman's frew
book, entitled "Winter Catarrh." Ad-
dress Dr. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio.
1*1 iiiiibiigo.
"What appears to bp the matter with
your father?" Inquired the 'doctor, as
ho hastily put on his clothes.
"He's goth the plumbago." replied
tho boy. "I think that's what nia
says It” Is.”
“l’aln In the small of tho bark. 1
presume,” said tho doctor.
"No. sir. he haln't got no small of
the back. My paw weighs 281 pounds."
liltrrnry 8*c?r«t.
The best kept literary secret of tlis
present moment Is that of the Identity
of Miss Fiona Macleod. We arc told
that Miss Maeleod's letters have to bo
readdressed three or four times be-
fore they come into her hands. She
is known to a small circle, who keep
the secret well; but no editor has man-
aged to get her photograph, though
_____ one had It In his hands. It Is even
doubted If Miss Maeleod’s publisher*
A,u,""d w“,k,n«:' ' have met her.
"I came to ask you for your daugh-
ter,"sald the young man who had noth-
ing but what he experts to earn, "but
I can’t express myself.”
“Express yourself?" sneered the plu-
tocratic parent. "You don't even need
to go by freight. Walking Is expedi-
tious enough in this case. Dou’t for-
get your hat.”
Olilfit III tha l.itnri.
The oldest Christian structure In
Ireland Is a remarkable building, evi-
dently very ancient, but wonderfully
well preserved, at Dingle. In County
Kerry. It Is popularly known ns tbo
"Oratory of Gallerus.” Who Qallorus
was history does not say, but ns I ho tipping system, asked: "Did Lord
oratory has stood practically uninjured Kitchener of Khartoum, refuse his tl
for more than 1000 years, ho was prob- of $125,000? No and why should
ably one of the converts of St. Patrick, waiter refuse a tip If anybody g
------- I,im Many waiters get no w
\Vhi»t Ha Was Th.r. l or. j at all, depending entirely on the tiy
When Gen (then colonel) Guy. V. . Some pay for their places.
Henry, now governor of Porto ltieo,
was Ip command of the third cavalry
under Crook In the Indian war of lS7t5,
he was wounded neurly to death, but
replied to the condolences of Ills fel-
low officers: "It's nothing. This Is
what we're here for."
Wms Nut n *li«vrr.
Miss Peerseeker—Oh, baron, I would
so much like to hear ym tell again
about bow King Ludwig presented you
with a decoration when you were a
mere little shaver, and —
The Baron Barherosan—A loedle
shaver! I did not shave any one ven
1 vase leodle. I did not learn my trade
until—(recollecting himself)—dot Is—
I did not learn a trade at all.
Tip {Jiirfffli»n.
A society of Iavndon waiters ha*
been discussing the question of tips,
and the secretary. In defending the
Only On* Nmn*v
Belgium has passed a law that rail-
road stations shall have but one uams.
Flemish or French, according to the
language of the province. Henceforth
CourtraI will be Kortrljk: Tlrleraout,
Thlenen: Tormonde, Dendermonde;
nuita <■( i parr ituiire. Louvain, Leuven, Mulines, Mechelen.
Senator Hale of Maine, Is the dude i}dun' and Antwerp are excepted and
of the upper house. He hiui a weak- will preserve both names. Gent and
ness for satchel powder*, and In pass- fjand. and Antwerpen and Anvers.
lug him In the corridor one Is sure ; ------
to catch a whiff of perfume. Mr. Hale 1 ••H"'iiin««w
Is :ia choice and particular In his use » "'V 11 known among
of English us he Is In the selection ‘ramps "Railroad Jack, the llam-
of LI* Wearing apparel.
i mock Rider." says he has traveled over
j 100.000 miles In the lust ten years, rld-
i Ing In a hammock of his own Inven-
tion swung under n box car. He doe*
j most of his riding nt night and I*
fairly comfortable, having a cover to
Thr “Titan.'•
The Instrument w hich Fdounrd Rem
en.vt, the famous violinist, was play
Ing when ho fell dead on tho stage. |„u,|pU( k,.,.|m out the du(L
at Africa, say* that tha beat protection
against lioaa it an umbrella. *e tha
beat's art aapeclatljr afraid of one
To ha plalo about tt, I wan* no Hol-
lar* nr Allan* at the bead o commit
Wan. I want no suspicion "hat the
BEST IN TIT-BIT3.
Mamma "Ain’t* you home 'rntn
s'hool earlier than usual to-day?"
Hobby "Yes. mamma; I wasn't kept
•in to-day."
German: "Don't you think Foot-
lights Is a clever actor?" Haithley:
'Tlevcr* Well, I should say *•>. Iln
hasn't paid the landlady any mono)' for
six week*!"
A Model l»ver Ethel: "Are jrou
sura that all hla thoughts are of you?"
Edith: "Oh, ycat Why. he has Just
lost hla position on account of luatten-
Gun to business!"
Editor “Mary, please take the cal
ent of the room. I cannot have It
making such a noise while I am at
work. Where la ItT” Mery; “What
sir. yaw are. anting oa tv**
was a Stradlvarlus. known as the "Tl- *
tan." which Ita owner would never j
sell, but which has now been pur
chnsed hy Sol Murcionon, the Arncrl
can violinist.
n« »;* i*ii»iticl
Southron (reading paper)-—Great
whisky failure In Scotland.
I’he MueTuvIsh (excitedly! Whisk/
failure In Scotland! (Aft«»r pause)
I loot! m«n. the tiling's im-pawslblu.
ftl III WHIimil rrraldrntt,
Yale, Brown and Amherst are still I They'd distil their hluld first!
without president*, and the University
of Cincinnati, which la also without
an executive head, offer* $0000 a year
for n suitable one. This Is |100t) more
thnn Harvard's president receive* nnd
$1800 more than »a* paid President
Dwight of Yale.
iIs comforted with the subsequent
explanation >
said
A sufflelent Income It a little more
than some think they gat.
Orrrawtag lb* l.alty.
"8ny, you will never make n living
out of the fnlth cure business If you
Insist on charging more than tho com-
mon doctors."
"That t* Juat the way I make a liv-
ing. People will think It must be a
good thing.”
ttlght Watehmaa Twl*.
“Yea, we went away and left the
gaa burning. Stayed two week*"
"Waa jroitr bill aay high**?"
“Ye*, the fool night watchman told
At gaa eompany about IL”
\*»l VhIniIU,
"She Is so lively nnd volatile'"
one of her admirer*.
"I positively must dlsaent," said on*
who no longer admired, having bnoomr
ps'-sr, m It were "Anything volati'
quickly dries up"
Hi«lt»«i I'.tl.l < It tlr Kinitn.
Two New York women are
hliihcst paid choir singers hi the v
they receive $1500 snd ISbte
Tho men 111 the choir of We
Abbey receive salaries rang
|4ud to talk).
Preetteal.
lletly—What did he do
sent bark lb* ring to hl>
Dolly—Acknowledged
reminded mo that I ba-
ba*. It earn* la.
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