Věstník (West, Tex.), Vol. 47, No. 42, Ed. 1 Wednesday, October 21, 1959 Page: 29 of 32
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Ve středu, dne 21. října 1959
Průvodci (k výpravě cizinců): “Bohu-
žel, nemohu vám ukázati toto museum,
nepustím tam nikoho, kdo jí.”
Výprava (jednohlasně): “Ale vždyť
my nejíme!”
Průvodčí: ‘Ano, ale já jím.”
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Odvolání
Ve schůzi obecního výboru Masáko-
vy Lhoty bylo velmi čilo. V prudké slov-
ní potyčce prohlásil jeden starší sedlák:
“Polovička z vás jsou volové!”
Za tento neuctivý výrok byl ovšem
hnán k odpovědnosti a v příští schůzi
jej musel odvolati, což učinil těmito slo-
vy: “Prohlašuji, že polovička z vás nej-
sou volové.”
VĚSTNÍK — WEST, TEXAS
Přetrumfl ho
Na přistěhovalecký úřad v Novém Yor-
ku přišli Čech a Ir, aby se přihlásili za
občany do Spojených Států.
“Co jste?” ptali se Čecha.
“Muzikant a zedník.”
Když položili stejnou otázku Irovi, od
pověděl:
“Rytíř Kolumbus a pokrývač.”
Strana 29
Pan Mikeš: “Jdu do vězení. Chci vi-
dět toho zloděje, co mně ukradl moje au-
to.’ 8
Pan Prokeš: “Co z toho budete mít, že
ho uvidíte?”
Pan Mikeš: “Chci se ho zeptat, jak to
udělal, že s tou starou kysnou ujel 40 mil
za hodinu.” , i
WELCOME WELCOME
To Lodge Houston No. 461
OF THE
Czechoslovak Society oř America
To Celebrate
FIRST YEAR ANNIVERSARY
At Sokol Halí -4514 Edsee Street
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1959
At 1:00 P. M.
Belicious “Goulash” Served — 75c per plate
Admission to Program and Dance 75c
SPECIÁL PROGRAM
American and Czech Anthem — — — — Orchestra
Welcome Address by Kro. Frank Piwetz, President of
Lodge Houston 461 C.S.A.
Introduction: Brother Johnny Pernice, President of
Central Organization Committee C S.A.
Initiation of New Members — C.S.A. Degree StaiT from
Cameron, Texas
ENTERTAINMENT
Music — Sonks — Dances — Presented by Members of
Lodge Houston
MUSIC BY
Franta Vavrik’s Brass Band
Aftcrnoon and evening for Dance — Everybody Welcome
SAINT GEORGE’S MEN’S CLUB
DANCE
TO
Ed FaraizTs Orchestra
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1959
8 F.M. ?TIÍX ?
BOHEMIAN CLUB HALÍ...
Roberts Cut-Off Road
PUBLIC C ORD LILLY INVITED
RE S ER VAT ION S — MA 4-0251
Lodge Svaz Cechoslovanu No. 92
Fort Worth, Texas
CORDIALLY INVITES YOU TO
CZECH DANCE
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 29TH
MUSIC BY
Fexx Fritsche, Orchestra
FROM NEW ULM, MINNESOTA
AT THE
Fort Worth’s Bohemian Club
3316 Roberťs Cut-off Road
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Hošek, Ludva O. Věstník (West, Tex.), Vol. 47, No. 42, Ed. 1 Wednesday, October 21, 1959, newspaper, October 21, 1959; West, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth625953/m1/29/?q=music: accessed June 24, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Slovanska Podporujici Jednota Statu Texas.