Alpine Avalanche (Alpine, Tex.), Vol. 13, No. 30, Ed. 1 Friday, July 31, 1903 Page: 3 of 4
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llabf »i4 dropsy rigne
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TUy ogerrat urine with
brisk dwt sedlmeat, high
colored, pain in pairing,
dribbling, frequency, bed
wetting. Doan's Kidney Mile
■were eaicidi and gravel.
Relieve heart palpitation.
headache.
Mr*. Janaa Beak of 314
West WhiUaU.ro Street,
Rome, N. Y.. aija: " I vaa
troubled with my kidorysfer
eight or nine years; had
o
tor (Tee trial her. mall this oonpoa to
■terdlUbara la, Auflari. S. T. If above
■gereri laenttrUet. viri iHltia oa —re
much _
time wea
end jre It; I eon
ssuspt for a few
pain in nay bach ; aa
teat an I oouM hardly
i It; I could not ataad
■w^Mrial
tot
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ached aevatw|y ; I wan in pain
----: I gre ----
exhausted ; 1 could not ev
do light housework ; I mhi
net rioof> or bead ; my haad
from my head down to
hoeia; centering ia the kM-
neys tt wane heavy, steady,
sheening ache; 1 could net
rant nights, and get up
mornings weak and tiled. I
thought I was about dona
for, when I saw Doan's Kid
mg PUla advertised. Within
week after
Who's
Afraid
The childish confidence which this
illnetratien. portrays shows exactly tha
oonAdence of every one who hes over used
Dr. Caldwell's
Syrup Pepsin
(A Laxative)
Perhaps no medicine ever pot oo the
market ban met with each phenomenal
cores aad the output of our laboratory
has increased steadily 500 per cent every
year. This spanks volumes for Dr Cald-
well's Syrup Papain which ia positively
guaranteed to cum dyspepsia, indiges-
tion. constipation, malaria and all troublaa arising from the stomach (excepting
cancer) and if yoo will purchase a 50 cent or tl-00 bottle from your druggist it
will bn a complete revelation to you. Heads pff biliousness, induces soand nod
refreshing sleep, cures nervousness, and is praised by women in nit partn of
the country.
Ws bill bs rlbd te band jw a narb boMta aad a Butt
bbokiat on atoanach Wwnblaa if yau will aaad aa a pastel
PEPSIN SYRUP COMPANY.
NmOmIIo, nL
■K I
f a V
hebry Loaded Smokclaf^ltaribr Shdk
pot nentlmert — h'n not tha price thstmekaa flu
Rsoat Intelligent and successful abate Ihott WiMhMM
Yactavv Loaded Shotgun Wnlla. MlhiMdtotkv
Stw. It’s the* onriro reliability, WOT in of noMera and
■nlfinrm nhn tiring. WltirTnawr “Leadar** ■fcglTi.lnad
Am market. Wlnchanmr JBqmhrMtotaM«ia
rat aainarar caaaeiese aaaas.
FOR TWENTY YEARS MAJOR MARS
SUFFERED FROM CATARRH OF THE KIDNEYS.
News Note—A new criticism is
passed upon the universities of this
country by a member of the German
delegation which has been studying
American agricultural methods.' He
says of our great schools; “There Is
one thing that they miss, and that la
beer The students here can't have
the enthusiasm we have In our Ger-
man schools by drinking water. It Is
beer that inspires them.'*
Oh! It's beer. bear, bvrr!
Drink It down, drink It down
Without fear!
The foaming old laager
That rousaa the tiger
In youth!
Oh! It'a beer, beer, beer!
Pour it down, pour it diu.
With a leer!
Inspiration of amber
Thut causes to cinnabar
Our boya!
Ob' IPa bear, beer, beer
Swlgsipdown. swig !t down
Dike a peer!
Tea. It helps to the tou.
Does the Juice of tha hop.
Our girls!
ou:
beer.
Swill It do
Don't ye heei
It tickles the
beer, boer!
halpi
Lillee'
wn. swill it down —
»r! ’
le pal
with the ballot
Oh’ It'a boer. beer, beer’
Cbbke It down,
■a!
i pruc ____
starling students
;« It down, choke It down-
incare!
It regulates
Be sincere!
And makes
Of ail!
rudonco
Than' It's beer, bear, beer!
hail
.esc
That crowns tha sweat story
Of life!
Tour
Till you halter and rope
iroer!
‘fferveacenca of glory
eat
hub os * t» mu
imimorih—AMatwatatha Wartd. Writs tedsf as Q. wTlIlLL. PrlaclMl. DaUss Tee*.
ear JWIhtfn tha baa mauuar eotursa la Anwriaa. This la tha amortonlly <4 year Ilf*. Beat arias Ik
liLPcsr"—
w&Bta&m
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Ones upon a time when we wars
trapsing through the perfumed pas
tureland, looking for Inspiration on
which to erect alrcastles, we were
chased by a man cow with a voice on
him like a fog horn In a Kansas James
cane. As we swept onward across
the succulent bottoms, through ths
be-ferned woodland, on! on! In a mad
spasm of flight, with the bull's horns
tickling our coattails and his Chi-
nook breath withering our back hair,
his blaring roars of rage entered the
memory of our very being, and
though we live to be antique and
moss-covered, we can never forget
that dash for life, liberty and the
privilege of worrying a large constitu-
ency with our mewlings.
Qut, “as time runs on In sun and
shade.” we had ceased to start, panic-
stricken. at the noifod of a blatant
voice wltb home-fiddle attachment,
until last week. Fateful week!
It was night. The stars studded
the azure canopy just as they always
do when the typewriter (machine) Is
being agitated by a sentimentalist.
The farmer out at the lapping lake
was smoking one of our cigars, and
we were smoking one given by a
friend we can trust. The scene was
a classic, one. Mounted on a rude
bench on the veranda we looked away
over the cowshed, past the henhouse
and other little houses, over and be-
yond the windmill and the fertiliser
pile Into the lowering night. In the
distance we could hear the hired man
remonstrating with the docile cows
for slopping their falls In the milk-
DANGEROUS KIDNEY DISEASES CURED
Pc-ru-aa Creating a National Sensation lo the Core
of Chrealc Allaeats of the Kidneys.
Major T. H. Mar*, of (be Tirst Wixcoo-
ua Cavalry regimeal, writes iiutu 1425
Daaalng street. Chicago, III., tbo following
••For roan f ra/lkrM wltb vmtmrrb of
<Me kUmoya contract**/ Im tbo army.
Modielao kid not holy mao amy uatil a
ooaarada who bad baom helped by Pa-
ramo adrlaed aaa to try It. I bought
soans at ones, aad aooa found bioaaod
raHat I kept tmklatg It tour eaoatha.
madam maw wall aad atroag and tael
better than I have dona tor tbo paat
twenty yearn, tbaaka to Peruna.'
r. If. Man. «
At the appearance of the Aral symptom
of kidney trouble, Peruna should be taken.
This remedy strikes at once the very root
of the disease. It at once relieves the
oetsrrhal kidneys of the stagnant blood,
preventing the escape of serum from the
blood. Peruna stimulates the kidneys to
excrete from the blood the accumulating
poison, and thus prevents the convulsion*
which are
sure to follow
if the poisons
are allowed
to remain. It
gives great
vigor to the
heart a action
and digestive
system, both
of which are
apt lo fail
rapidly ia
Ibis disease.
Peruna cures catkrrh of i he kidneys aim pto
because it cures catarrh wherever located
If you do not derive prompt and satis-
factory results litrni the use of Peruna,
write at once foj Dr. Hartman, giving a
full statement of Jour case and he will he
pleased to give tou his valuable advice
gratis.
Address Dr. Hiftman. Presideat of The
Iiarlmaa Sanitarium, t'olumbus. O.
Bromo-Seltzer
Promptly cores all
Headaches
*PLEASANT MEMORIES/'
pall and slapping him alongside his
celluloid collar with the hair poultice
thus improvised.
As we sat there In a perfect heavsn
of peace and fresh air at slightly ad-
vanced prices, of a sudden there was
a hollow, trumpeting, guttural growl
that stirred us fore and aft. We could
feel our heart jumping like a cock-
roach on the lid of a hot apple pie—
and all was still. In a moment It
was repeated in Its fiendish and ap-
palling horror!
“Farmer,” we cried excitedly,
"your bull’s loose again!”
“It do beat all,” arawled that Indi-
vidual, "how many city fellers takes
them bullfrogs fer keown!”
We are now mathematically engag-
ed on a problem something like this:
"If a little thing like a bullfrog can
growl like a gentleman cow. how
loudly could an elephant growl were
he by nature thus constructed T"
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A Chicago man asked his divorced
wife for one farewell kiss and when
she turned her face toward his and
pursed her Ups te stand the recoil,
the villainous osculater hit her nose!
The Judge sent the carnivorous In-
dividual te the penitentiary. Letthte
be n warning to young MM who are
la the habit of Mtlag their sweet
hearts. Baa where Married Ufo leads
A Mother’s Touch Is not softer or
klafder than an application of
DICKS’
MUL-EN-OL
Re Cate, Wounds or Boras. Heels
aad Soothes Pain.
•AMPLE BOTTLES FREE—ANY DRUG STORE
GRANDMA'S TEA
RAKES PURE BLOOD
Orxndmx Put M OSWTS-ALL DHUOOISTS.
RMtaM vMh
an «h, mi
[Tfctmpsta’s Eyi Viter
A German scientist who has spent
eight years in Patagonia says that
Patagonians will soon be extinct.
Ask Your Dealer for Allen’s Foot-Ease.
A powder to shake into your shoe*. It rests
tha feet. Cures Swollen. Sore, Hot, Callous,
Aching, Sweating feet and Ingrowing Nails.
Allen's Foot-Ease makes now or tight
Shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and
shoe stores. 25c. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted. Lo Roy, N. Y.
Many a young man getH to the front
by securing a Job as motorman on a
trolley car
IZM/C:
CARTRID6ES AID
SHOT SMELLS
fcnt the experience of jj
yean pf ammunition making.
UJR.C. on the head of a cart*
ridge k a guarantee ot quality.
Sura ire—accurate—reliable.
Aak your dealer.
CmMftmt
Ogee re§ou*.
TKUUOIKTILUI
IIITIIDIEIQ.
■RtOaiPORT, COMIL
FREfTOWORREttl
To prove the heeling and
oloanslng pewer of raxtlss
Telle* AntlaepUe we wig
pAXIIH
.mall a large trial paekage
I with boek of laatroetleae
absolutely tree. This la net
a tiny sampler, but e large
packs#*, enough to eoe-
vlnos snyoos of Ito value
L Women nil over the oountry
[ are praising Pax tine for vhst
Lit has done In Irani treat
■nient tf rentals Ills, curing
all laflammatlin and dischargee wonderful as a
cleansing vaglml douche, for sore throst, nseal
catarrh, as a mkuth wash sod to remove tartar
and whites therm h. Bend today. a postal card
will do. r
tol«l by Iraijish or sea* pratpsta o, *e. a#
eauta, large hXx. IfatIsfaeUaa guaranteed.
Wa Can’t Toll a Lie
Whea we say there Is no shaking of
bottles, no licking of spoons, no wry
faces when Cheatham's Laxative Ciilll
Tablets are used. 26 cents. No cure
—no pay.
There Is a world of difference be-
tween a person and a personage.
BtlY No. 43
Perfection
Collar Merchant.
1 TenUoa Brea, siuierr Ce.. Makers. Pellee. Texes.
I
We stwula
The danger of a small sin la in what
It drawn after It
Vhca Aavwerpg Mvcrtlseawata Rladle
lea This rarer
lam ease PI
my Me three ;
•hr Omtsnmytien eared
a—Oba Taos aosauw.
, M. V., rso. it. wm
■van the people
Use have their
CHS
build air cat-
down*.
W. N. U. HO ISTON. NO. 8UIWOI
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Carnes, J. M. Alpine Avalanche (Alpine, Tex.), Vol. 13, No. 30, Ed. 1 Friday, July 31, 1903, newspaper, July 31, 1903; Alpine, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth802981/m1/3/: accessed July 17, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Bryan Wildenthal Memorial Library (Archives of the Big Bend).