The Jimplecute (Jefferson, Tex.), Vol. 37, No. 24, Ed. 1, Saturday, December 10, 1904 Page: 2 of 12
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Saturday Dec 101904
OFFICE OF PUBLICATION Corner
Austin and Vale Sts Jolloraon Texas
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i aecondclass mall matter
Copies of tho Jefferson Jimplkcutk In wrap
pore ready for mailing can always 1 o bad at tho
offlco by single copies or tho dozen
This paper is mailod regularly to Hb
subscribers until a definite order to
discontinue is recoivod and all arrears
are paid in full
It is oaaior for a camel to go
through the kneo of an idol than
for a rich man to die without hav-
ing hie will conteBted
Padoroweki is coming across tho
Atlantic again to exhibit before the
American people the latest fashion
in scramblod hair and harmony
Everybody will be glad to learn
that the man who played tho Piano
for sixty hours without stopping
has been stopped at last and is in a
Baltimore jail
The Bultic fleet seems to be
making headway unopposod and
if tho Japanese dont hurry they
will have a heap more of trouble
on their hands
This is tho very last time that
wo shall take the trouble to inform
tho girls of this neighborhood that
leap year is drawing to an end and
there will not be another till they
are older
The official returns show that
President Roosevelt carried Ne-
braska by 85648 It was report-
ed that Mr Bryon went to Indiana
to speak but theso figures seom to
indicate ho did not loavo his stato
In his recent trip from Wash-
ington to Missouri tho President
travoled a thousand miles without
passing through a Democratic
state lie could have traveled 25
000 miles more in the samo diroc
tion without touching one
Livingston Mont Nov 30 Tho
mountain lions in Yellowstone
park havo become so numerous
and so dangerous to tourists that
tho Superintendent has decided
that they must bo exterminated
and has designated for the duty
James Goff the broncho buster
and famous hunter who guided
Prosident Roosevolt on his last
Western hunting trip
My blasted luckl It makes me
groan The Suporintent writes
again The lions of tho Yellow
stono must bo immediately slain
They need a thinning out O
deml And I must stay in Wash-
ington when I could have a pop at
them tho lions of the Yellowstone
MuBt givo em up MuBt lose tho
whole Id rather give up day
by day Tho blest communion of
the soul with Cortelyou and John-
ny Hay Id lot my Congress go
to pot Id leave my Cabinet all
alone if I could go and bag a lot of
lions in tho Yollowstono Id love
to chase them to their lair and
clutch them for my very own and
have a rough and tumble there-
with Hodb in the Yollowstono
The White Houso is a cave of
gloom 0 disappointment is no
name For I am looked up in a
tomb and Jimmy Goff will swipe
the gamel
If wo may be permitted to ad-
vise our Democratic neighbors
Lie low keep Btill let tho kottle
boil dont say a word for a year
Some time or other things are sure
to come your way Republicans
will make horrible mistakes The
peoplo resent it Wait Lie low
Dont fret Cultivate quiet
Mums the word The hubbub of
the late election is over It was
like a convention of organgrinders
Youd think it was a discord sent
from some infernal clime to clip
the wings of sentiment and break
the legs of time and crack the
voice of melody and dock the tail
of rhyme If our Democratic
friends could keep perfectly still
for the next year or two it would
be worth millions to them
The courtesy which distinguish-
ed the mooting of Roderick Dhu
and James Fitzjames is surpassed
by that of the gambler who was
shot down from behind in the
crowded streets of New York the
other day Rocho made an ante
mortem statement assuring the offi-
cers of tho law that he had been
shot in the interests of justice and
that the assassin was not all to
blame He added If he hadnt
shot me I should ultimately have
killed him He made a spirited
plea for Frank and declared that
although he had not seen his friend
until after the shooting it was vir-
tually self defence What a revi-
val of chivalry
A groat uproar is being made be-
cause thero are a million childron
in the United States earning their
own living It strikes us that it is
vaBtly creditablo to tho childron
however discreditable to their nat-
ural protectors and that nobody
has any business to object to it ex-
cept benovolentand publicspirited
persons who are willing to adopt
the children and send them to
echool where they ought to be
Fjor legislatures to pass laws pro
hibiting those who are orphaned or
worse than orphaned from wprking
in factories or anywhere else in or
dor to support themselves U cruel
and inhuman
Alabama is very much excited
and shocked to discover that a-
light brown man who had passed
all his lifo for a white man and
had married and been admitted to
the best Bociety was found on his
death to be a negro This natur-
ally raises the question whether
there are not other instances per-
haps many in different parts of
the country exactly similar And
if such cases multiply in the land
what will be tho inevitable ten-
dency
William Allen White ran away
from a woman who attacked him
with a whip the other day and an-
nounces that when a woman as-
sails him he shall always jrun in-
stead of fight This seoms tho
prudent and proper thing and es-
tablishes another great principle
But it will make necessary a
special course of sprinting at all
the womens gymnasiums if thoy
expect to got nonr their prey
Pastor Wagner sails for home on
December 1st He oarries to
France with him tho firm convic-
tion that the simple lifo and the
strenoua life are tho same thing
and that the Japaneso and Rus-
sians are trying to lead it He has
in mind undoubtedly the simple
plan that they should take who
have the power and they should
keep who can
It is a pity that all could not
have a sixth eonee and that it
could have been common sense
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