Crosby County News (Ralls, Tex.), Vol. 129, No. 47, Ed. 1 Friday, December 2, 2016 Page: 7 of 10
ten pages : ill.View a full description of this newspaper.
Extracted Text
The following text was automatically extracted from the image on this page using optical character recognition software:
Friday, December 2, 2016
Crosby County News
Page 7
Cr mbyf
Fuirrit/ Fartn
What kind of music did
the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock
If April showers bring
May flowers, what do May
flowers bring?
Pilgrims
Why can’t you take a tur-
key to church?
They use FOWL lan-
guage.
Why was the Thanksgiv-
ing soup so expensive?
It had 24 carrots.
What happened when the
turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing
knocked out of him!
What do you get when
you cross a turkey with a
banjo?
A turkey that can pluck
itself!
When do you serve tofu
turkey?
Pranksgiving.
What did the turkey say
to the man who tried to shoot
it?
Liberty, Equality and
Bad aim for all.
Who doesn’t eat on
Thanksgiving?
A turkey because it is al-
ways stuffed.
Why did the Pilgrims
want to sail to America in
the spring?
Because April showers
bring Mayflowers!
What did baby corn say
to mama corn?
Where’s popcorn?
If the Pilgrims were alive
today, what would they be
most famous for?
Their AGE!
Why do the pants of pil-
grims keep falling down?
Because their belt buck-
les are on their hats!
Why did they let the tur-
key join the band?
Because he had the
drumsticks
What does Miley Cyrus
eat at Thanksgiving?
Twerk-ey!
What did the mother tur-
key say to her disobedient
children?
“If your father could see
you now, he’d turn over in
his gravy!”
What if the Pilgrims shot
a bobcat instead of a turkey?
We’d be eating pussy for
Thanksgiving!
ACROSS
1. Minimal in magnitude
6. Club alternative
9. Angelina to Maddox
13. Cattiness
14. “_the land of the
free...”
15. Permissible
16. 1/100 of a rial
17. Oahu greeting gift
18. Foolish
19. *’’Harry Potter and
the_Child”
21. *UK’s 2016 with-
drawal vote
23. Christian minister,
abbr.
24. Long, long time
25. Scottish cap
28. Sushi selection
30. African tree
35. Faubourg Saint-Hon-
ore and Rivoli, e.g.
37. Brown seaweed
39. Latin American plain
40. Sky bear
41. Don’t go out for din-
ner
43. *This Barrymore got
divorced in 2016
44. New Zealander
46. Ring-around-the-
rosy flower
47. Prima donna’s num-
bers
48. George Town state,
Malaysia
50. Mary’s follower
52. Born, in society pag-
es
53. Fix a horse
55. *Ezekiel Elliott be-
came one in 2016
57. Popular flowering
shrub
60. *Cubs, e.g.
63. *Ciara, on her spe-
cial day
64. Wade opponent
66. Eagerness, pi.
68. Comic book expres-
sion for fear
69. Soccer mom’s ride
70. Icy hut
71. Enthusiasm
72. Product of creativity
73. Cut one’s leg off, e.g.
DOWN
1. Aldous Huxley’s drug
of choice
2. “The Iliad,” e.g.
3. Hokkaido language
4. One Beatle
5. Less verbose
6. “The _ and the
Beautiful”
7. * Harper_, 1926-
2016
8. *A_Called Quest
issued comeback album
9. Seductive one
10. Berry high in antioxi-
dants
11. Creme de menthe fla-
vor
12. Absorbed, as a loss
15. Relating to spleen
20. What some smells do
to memories
22. *Kardashian brother
who became a dad
24. In total
25. *Election winner
26. Sign of a saint, pi.
27. Subatomic particle
29. *Like 2016
31. One of auto pioneers
32. Sacha Cohen’s mid-
dle name
33. Anoint
34. *’’Major Tom” sing-
er, 1947-2016
36. Mystery writer,_
Paretsky
38. Site of Leaning Tow-
er
42. Naiad or maenad
45. English in Spain
49. “Fancy that!”
51. * Olympic host
54. Caterpillar precursor
56. Opposite end of al-
pha
57. Seed coat
58. *Mosquito-borne
threat
59. Yemeni port
60. Rapper and actor, 50
61. Rodeo Drive tree
62. _gin
63. Ciao in the U.S.
65. Argo propeller
67. Rolled grass
RELIABLE
HOME MEDICAL
316 W. Main
Crosbyton, TX 79322
(806) 675-1335
Toll Free: 1-866-895-5832
reliablehomemedical@gmail.com
Crossword Puzzle and Suduko answers can be found in this edition
Criminal Records
NONE
If a man wants to eat
a turkey on Thanksgiving,
what does a turkey want?
It simply wants to run
away.
Grand Jury Indictments-NONE
Warranty Deeds
Micah Tabe Heron to Dana Edwards - S/20’ of Lot 6, all of Lot
7, Blk. 6, OT Lorenzo.
Marriage License
NONE
Civil
NONE
Which side of the turkey
has the most feathers?
The outside
Why did the police arrest
the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl
play
What’s the key to a great
Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY
What did the turkey say
before it was roasted?
Boy! I’m stuffed!
What happened to the
Pilgrim who was shot at by
an Indian?
He had an arrow escape
What does a English
turkey say to another Eng-
lish turkey on Thanksgiving
morning?
To be or not to be roast-
ed, that is the question.
Why do turkeys always
go, “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never
learned good table manners!
What sound does a space
turkey make?
Hubble, Hubble, Hub-
ble!
What key has legs and
can’t open doors?
A Turkey.
Why did the turkey cross
the road?
It was the chicken’s day
off!
What are the feathers on
a turkey’s wings called?
Turkey feathers
What did the turkey say
to the computer?
Google, google, google!
Remember to
Shop at Home!!
Keep Tax
Dollars
in the county! j
Crosby County SherifFs Jail List
Inmate Charges Report - 11/22/2016 to 11/29/2016
Jessie Robeldo - DWLI-Class B, Poss Marj<2oz, Deadly Conduct
Gutberto Cantu - DWLI-Class B, Poss Marj<2oz DR
Chase Allan Nixon - Poss Marj<2oz,
Tamp/Fab Physical Evidence
Juan Celestino Ramirez - Poss Marj<2oz, Poss CS PG 1>=1G,
Poss Drug Paraphanel
Iris Loraine Robeldo - Traffic Violation, Bond Surrender
Alcoholic Anonymous
& Al-Anon Meetings
Alcoholic Anonymous meetings in Lorenzo,
Monday nights at 8:00 p.m. @ Lorenzo
Community Center
Al-Anon meetings will be at the First United
Methodist Church in Lorenzo on Monday nights
at 7:00 p.m.
For AA Information
Call 777-6457 or 634-5608
For Al-Anon Information
Call 747-1754 or 790-5960
Crosby Co. '
Senior Citizens
Mena
675-2107
Monday, Dec. 5 - Herb Roasted Chicken Thighs,
potato wedges, peas & carrots, roll, strawberries w/
whipped topping.
Tuesday, Dec. 6 - Creamy Mushroom Steak, mashed
potatoes, peas & carrots, roll, emerald pears.
Wednesday, Dec. 7 - Baked Chicken Breast, au gratin
potatoes, peas & carrots, waldorf salad, cornbread, sliced
bananas in orange juice.
Thursday, Dec. 8 - Spaghetti w/meat sauce, italian
vegetables, broccoli, garlic toast, autumn jello.
Friday, Dec. 9 - Taco Pie/Salad Topping, pinto beans,
corn, tortilla, imit. peanut butter cup.
SUBSCRIBE to
Crosby Counti/
In Crosby County — $40.00 per year
Out of County — $45.00 per year
Out of State — $50.00 per year
All Subscription payments are DUE in Advance
Crosby CountyNews
P.O. Box 1115
Ralls, Texas 79357
Name_
Mailing Address_
City_Zip.
© StatePoint Media
Fill in the blank squares in the grid, making sure that every
row, column and 3-by-3 box includes all digits 1 through 9.
Upcoming Pages
Here’s what’s next.
Search Inside
This issue can be searched. Note: Results may vary based on the legibility of text within the document.
Tools / Downloads
Get a copy of this page or view the extracted text.
Citing and Sharing
Basic information for referencing this web page. We also provide extended guidance on usage rights, references, copying or embedding.
Reference the current page of this Newspaper.
Crosby County News (Ralls, Tex.), Vol. 129, No. 47, Ed. 1 Friday, December 2, 2016, newspaper, December 2, 2016; Ralls, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth867416/m1/7/: accessed July 18, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Crosby County Public Library.