The Lampasas Daily Leader (Lampasas, Tex.), Vol. 32, No. 46, Ed. 1 Monday, April 29, 1935 Page: 3 of 4
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THE LAMPASAS LEADER
THE FEATHERHEADS
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MESCAL IKE
A Wet Deal
By S. L. HUNTLEY
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PRICE OF A COLD
“I say, Betty,” said the young man,|
full of confidence. “I’ve just been
thinking how jolly it would be if we
two got married. Any objections?”
“Dough,” replied the young lady at
once.
He reached for his hat and made for
the door.
“H’m,” he replied. “I might have
known you’d have thought of that snag
first.”
He departed into the night, while
she, poor girl—with a cold in her head
—wondered why he left when she had
accepted him.
CALLS AND CALLS
“I know a man who had a hundred
curtain calls a week.”
“I suppose he was a matinee idol?*
“No, he was a house furnisher.”
Morals and Music
The man who had just cleaned up
a large fortune was starting his social
career with a reception and concert.
“So you got a good piano player for
the concert I’m giving?” he asked hi?
newly acquired secretary.
“Yes, a truly great virtuoso.”
“I don’t care nothin’ about his
morals. Can he play?”—American Le*
gion Monthly.
Insoluble Container
A farmer visited his son’s college.
Watching students in a chemistry
class, he was told they were looking
for a universal solvent.
“What’s that?” asked the farmer.
“A liquid that will dissolve anything.”
“That’s a great Idea,” agreed the
farmer. "When you find it, what are
you going to keep it in?”—Good Hard*
ware.
Including Molar Excavities
“What are the dining hours at yotir
club?”
“From six to eight for all except tile
committee.”
“Why the exception?”
“Because Rule 5 says: ‘The com-
mittee is at liberty at any time to fill
any vacancy in their body.’ ”—Bristol
Express.
Literary Pastime
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By M. G. KETTNER
Adventure
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
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SUPPORT
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COVER.
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IS A LITTLE MYSTIFIED
because Table cover ward auTTlE.how-
seems fo slip Toward ever
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(Copyright, 1933, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.)
FOR BRIEF SECOND, AS WONPERS WHY MOTHER
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TABLE DESCEND TO PLEASED
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Good Enough Evidence
“This, sir,” said the shop assistant,
proudly, “is the very latest life-saving
belt wre can procure.”
“Is it absolutely reliable?” asked the
customer.
“Well, sir, we’ve sold hundreds, and
no one has ever brought one back.”—f
Stray Stories Magazine.
NO ARMCHAIR
Judge—What’s the charge?
Officer—Rocking his wife to sleep,
yer honor.
Judge—That’s no case.
Officer—Oh, but yer honor, yer
should hev seen the size of the rocks.
Advertising Pays
Mabel—So you’ve really decided not
to sell your house?
Jacqueline—Yes. You see a real es-
tate man put such an alluring adver-
tisement in the paper about it that
after we read it neither Bob nor I
could think of parting with such a
wonderful and perfect home.
Just the Thing
“I want to answer Dorothy’s letter
and say something that means noth*
ing.”
“Tell her you love her.”
Impossible
“I suppose King Solomon wasn’t
much of a traveler.”
“Why not?”
“How could a man get anywhere
when he had to kiss a thousand wives
good-by?”
Thing to Remember
“Do you think I could learn to bs
a moving picture actor?”
“Sure you could. Just remember
this one thing. A heaving chest de-
notes surprise, fear, nate or any other
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The Lampasas Daily Leader (Lampasas, Tex.), Vol. 32, No. 46, Ed. 1 Monday, April 29, 1935, newspaper, April 29, 1935; Lampasas, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth897226/m1/3/: accessed July 18, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Lampasas Public Library.