The Batesville Herald. (Batesville, Tex.), Vol. 7, No. 37, Ed. 1 Thursday, September 19, 1907 Page: 3 of 4
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WHY HE WANTED LAW.
Man Had to Be Forced Into Patha of
Righteousness.
Congressman James E. Watson of
the Sixth Indiana district told a story
while in town recently, anent the op-
eration of the pure food law, and in-
tended to illustrate his expressed
theory that more people wyuld be
good if they had to be.
"It was while we were wrestling
with the pure food bill at Washing-
ton,” he said, "that I got a letter front
home, written by a man from whom I
bought a big quantity of maple sirup
each year. He urged me to fight for
the pure food bill. Now, I couldn't
help remembering, to save my life,
that this man bought five barrels of
brown sugar at the opening of the
maple molasses season. So I wrote
him a note suggesting that advocacy
of a pure food measure seemed odd
from a man who bought five barrels
of brown sugar before beginning the
manufacture of hiB pure maple sirup.
“Never feazed him. He turned my
letter over and wrote on the back: 'I
know it, but I want the law to make
me do right.’ ”—Indianapolis News.
MR. JOHNSON NOT TO BLAME.
Good Old Lady Understood How the
Mistake Occurred.
There is a good old lady who cannot
resist speaking well of all her ac-
quaintances.
On Thanksgiving day she told the
colored man who did chores about the
place that he might go into the barn-
yard and help himself to a chicken.
The man obeyed with alacrity and was
most profuse in his thanks.
In the course of a few days the
lady's husband informed her that on
Thanksgiving day neighbors had seen
Mr. Johnson seize two choice hens
from the coop.
"I did tell him to take one,” con-
fessed the lady regretfully, “but, you
know, dear, how intensely Mr. John-
•son celebrates the holidays. Why, he
simply cannot help seeing things dou-
ble.”
THREE BOYS HAD ECZEMA.
Were Treated at Dispensary—Did Not
Improve—Suffered Five Months
—Perfect Cure by Cuticura.
“My three children had eczema for
five months. A little sore would ap-
pear on the head and seemed very
itchy, increasing day after day. The
baby had had it about a week when
the second boy took the disease and
a few sores developed, then the third
boy took it. For the first three months
1 took them to the N— Dispensary,
but they did not seem to improve.
Then I used Cuticura Soap and Cuti-
cura Ointment and in a few weeks
they had improved, and when their
heads were well you could see nothing
of the sores. Mrs. Kate Keim, 513
West 29th St., New York, N. Y., Nov.
X, 5 and 7, 1906.”
A Little Courtship Comedy.
A good-looking, well-to-do bachelor
of Manchester was being teased by
Borne young women of his acquaint-
ance for not being married. He said:
“I’ll marry the one of you whom on a
secret vote you elect to be my wife.”
Theie were nine women in the com-
pany. Each one went into a corner
and used great caution in preparing
her ballot and disguised her handwrit-
ing.
The result was that there were nine
votes cast, each receiving one. The
man remains a bachelor, the friend-
ship is broken up, and the women, ail
mortal enemies, united in the one de-
termination that they will not speak to
the man again.—The Tatler.
What the Poet Says.
After their honeymoon to Niagara
Falls they came back and settled on
the old farm.
"Gracious. Sile!” said Cynthia. “Why
are you in such a bad humor?”
“Making butter is blamed hard
work,” grumbled Sile, removing the
beads from his brow.
“Oh, cheer up, Sile. Don’t the poet
Bay that it is 'love that makes the
world go round’?”
“Yes, but, by gosh, It don’t make the
churn go round.”
Product of the Lowly Hen.
Washington's monument is 555 feet
high. The eggs shipped from 50 coun-
ties in this state, leaving 64 yet to
hear from, if placed end on end wrouId
build a monument 221,882 times higher
than the Washington shaft.—Kansas
City Journal.
Important to Mother*.
Exmine carefully every bottle of CASTOHIA,
a aafe and an re remedy for iufauta and children.
and eee that it
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Signature of
Xu Use For Over 30 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought.
It makes the mind very free when
we give up wishing, and think only
of doing what is given us to do.—
George Eliot.
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M.CANE’S DETECTIVE AGENCY.
Hwaitnn. T.«*. oper.l*. the lerfe.t force of
competent detectives in the South, they render
written opinion# m ca#«# not handled by them,
ftooaonable rate#.
HimpM#’# Eje Water
”W. N. U.. HOUSTON. NO. 38, 1807.
A 8RAIN OF SENSE
By Robert Carlton Brown
HERITAGE OF CIVIL WAR.
Robbs was bashful. Bobba was a
bachelor. He had loved Mary for three
years, but what good did that do
Bobbs, and what good did it do Mary?
Yes—Bobbs was bashful. In her
presence he acted like a first offendei
before a judge.
He was not a pretty thing, neither
was he clever, but be was a man.
The neighbors said that Mary loved
him. Maybe Mary would have said ao,
too, but Bobbs never gave her the
chance.
Somebody quite unwittingly sent
Bobbs a sample copy of a fireside Jour-
nal. In scrutinizing the advertisements
he came suddenly upon a startling
one:
“HOW TO WIN HER LOVE.”
“It’s new. boys. Hasn't even hit
Paris yet. The best thing in the world.
Teaches you how to overcome bashful-
ness, how to act in the company of
ladies, and how to jolly the girls. It
costs 10 cents, and the first smile will
repay you. Send that dime to-day to
the Bonanza Company."
There was something imperative
about “Send that dime to-day.” Bobbs
always had taken orders, and this one,
as the rest, he accepted meekly.
Time hung heavily on Bobbs' hands
until the book came. When it did, he
seized it greedily, rushed- to his room,
locked the door, pulled down the blind
and read the whole six pages at one
sitting.
Having finished, he got weakly to hiB
feet, crossed to the cracked mirror on
the opposite wall, and smiled into It
sickly.
“Greet her with a smile,” he repeat-
ed. “Then say, 'You’re lookin' swell
to-night.' Flatter her, treat her like
you would the queen of England. Use
lots of soft soap; they like the lather.
Be agreeable. Humor her; jolly her;
never be obstinate; give in to her
every whim. Gee—but that's some job
they set before a feller, but 1 guess I
can do it all right.”
He put the book in his pocket and
went that night to call upon Mary,
after an hour's rigid rehearsing.
She looked blankly at him as he en-
tered the house with a wax figure grin,
and remarked, “Gee—you're lookin’
swell to-night, Mary. That gingham's
a beaut.”
He didn't once mention the weather
in the course of half an hour’s conver-
sation, and Mary began to look wor-
ried.
“Has he been drinking?" her mind
suddenly suggested.
Continually she puzzled, while he
made frantic attempts to entertain her
with a few jokes selected from the
book.
“What on earth is the matter with
him?" she gasped to herself.
At last she decided that he must, be
sick and it had affected his head. Care-
fully she broached the subject. She
said he was sick, he admitted it, for
the book had instructed, “Agree to
everything she says.”
Finally, after more absurdities and
foolish grlnnings, Mary jumped up
with a frightened look, grasped him
by the hand, and cried, “Come, John,
I’ll take you to the doctor’s, you must
come, there is something dreadful the
matter with you.”
For a moment he hesitated, he was
Just on the point of going—then—sud-
denly—he scowled and immediately
became quite natural.
"There’s nothing the matter with
me,” he growled.
Her lower lip quivered, he certainly
was strange to-night; she could not
understand it;'she must get him ^o
the doctor.
“Well—well, if you're all right, what
—what on earth are you acting so
foolish for to-night?” she pleaded.
He hung his head shamefacedly and
thought. Things were not going just
as the book had planned; he was los-
ing ground.
Suddenly he jumped up, seized her
by the hands, and shouted, “There’s
nothing the matter with me, only—
only—I love you, Mary.”
"Oh, John, has it gone to your head
like that?” she cried, permitting her-
self to be hugged.
"No,” he answered, as soon as he
felt like using his lips in a purely prac-
tical way. "No—It’s this confounded
book.”
He pulled the pamphlet from his
pocket and threw it savagely into the
waste basket.
i “The book said X was to act that
way to win you,” he continued, holding
her to him so that she could not see
him blush, “but the book wasn't right.
I've won you another way, and I tell
you it just all goes to prove what I’ve
always said.”
“What’s that, John?” Mary cooed,
now that she was relieved of her anx-
iety.
“It just goes to prove,” emphasized
Bobbs, 'That a grain of common sense
is worth a pound of book learnin’.”
Usury Starts Emigration.
The practice of usury in Mitylene
has started a wholesale emigration
to the United States. I have been re-
liably informed that out of 18,000 male
taxpayers, 6,000 between the ages of
18 and 25 have left for America.
From the village of Hagiasas, in the
center of the island, one-tenth of the
whole population has left. The move-
ment is assuming such an alarming
aspect that the Turkish government is
now using its utmost endeavors to
preveal this exodus. With few excep-
tions, only men emigrate, which
proves conclusively that it is the in-
tentioa of these people to eventually
return to the island after they have
earned sufficient money in the United
States to enable them to do so.
Soothed Her Feelings.
“I am surprised to see you bow to
Jones,” said he. "I thought you said
he offended you and you wrote him a
perfectly outrageous letter that you
were sure would offend him for the
rest of his existence. And now you
speak to him!”
“What can you do?" she apologized.
“I got up one morning and found an
answer to my outrageous letter saying
he accepted my apology in the spirit
la which it was offered.”
Thousands of Soldiers Contracted
Chronic Kldnay Trouble While
in the Service.
The experience of Capt. John L. Ely,
of Co. E, 17th Ohio, now living at 500
East Second street, Newton, Kansas,
will interest the thou-
sands of veterans who
came back from the
Civil War suffering tor-
tures with kidney com-
plaint. Capt. Ely says:
“I contracted kidney
trouble during the
Civil War, and the oc-
casional attacks final-
ly developed Into a
chronic case. At one time I had to use
a crutch and cane to get about. My
back was lame and weak, and besides
the aching, there was a distressing
retention of the kidney secretions. I
was in a bad way when I began using
Doan's Kidney Pills in 1901, but the
remedy cured me, and I have been
well ever since.”
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Cool.
“What doeB that stranger on the
beach mean by his signals?” demand-
ed the man at the helm. “Did you
ever see the fellow before?"
“No,” answered the girl in the yacht-
ing cap, “but he has just proposed to
me by wigwag, and I have accepted
him. Our engagement, therefore, is
off. Kindly put me ashore.”
For Twenty Years.
Other chill remedies have sprung
up, flourished for a brief season, then
passed away—even from memory—but
for twenty long years Cheatham's
Chill Tonic has been in the field of
action. The reason is simple. It has
the merit. It actually cures chills and
fevers, while the majority of others
merely promise to. One bottle guar-
anteed to cure any one case.
No Grace.
Four-year-old Anna was invited to
take luncheon with the family of one
of her little friends. Before they par-
took of their meal, the head of the
house asked a blessing upon the food,
during which time Anna chattered con-
stantly. Not wishing to reprove the
child, her hostess said, “I suppose you
don't have grace at your house.”
“Oh, no,” the little girl replied, “we
have Bessie.”—Harper’s Magazine.
New to Him.
The leading lady of a road company
playing In one of the emaller cities In
Ohio concluded that the would preas
some of her lace collara one morning.
She accordingly rang the bell, and
when the hall boy appeared aald:
“Bring me up a hot Iron.”
In courae of time he returned empty
handed, and when the lady answered
his knock he said:
“I couldn't get It for you. lady."
“And why not?” ahe asked, mysti-
fied.
"The bartender aald he didn't know
how to mix It.”
Diallluaion.
The American contractor stood at
the base of the great pyramid and
looked at the venerable monument in
disgust.
“It's a big pile, ail right,” he aald;
“and It may do well enough for Egypt,
but If a man In the United States
should turn out a Job of stone work
like that the papers would roast him
from Hoboken to Hegewlsch.”
Turning away disappointed, he con-
soled himself by taking a ride on a
camel, which animal he founff fully up
to all the descriptions he had read of
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curing all forms of Itching known.
Eczema, Tetter, Ringworm and all
similar troubles are relieved by one
application; cured by one box.
Glass Bricks Popular.
Possessing the advantage of being
acid proof and of harboring no disease
germs, glass bricks, a product of Ger-
many, are very popular. They are
translucent, but not transparent.
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SKIN DISEASES
HUMORS IN THE BLOOD
^When the blood is pure, fresh and healthy, the skin will bt soft, smooth
and free from blemishes, but when some acid humor takes root in the circu-
lation its presence is manifested by a skin eruption or disease. These
humors get into the blood, generally because of an Inactive or sluggish
condition of the members of the body whose duty it is to collect and cany
off the waste and refuse matter of thesystem. This unhealthy matter is left
to sour and ferment and soon the circulation becomes charged with the acid
poison. The blood begins to throw off the humors and acids through the
pores and glands of the skin, producing Fczema, Acne, Tetter, Psoriasis,
Salt Rheum and skin eruptions of various kinds. Fczema appears, usually
with a slight redness of the skin followed by pustules from which there
flows a sticky fluid that dries and forms a crust, and the itching is intense.
It is generally on the back, breast, face, arms and legs, though other parts
of the body may be affected. In Tetter the skin dries, cracks and bleeds;
the acid in the bio.*! dries up the natural oils of the skin, which are intended
to keep it soft and pliant, causing a dry, feverish condition and giving it a
hard, leathery appearance. Acne makes its appearance on the face in the
_ . _ __ form of pimples and black heads, while
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The Truth.
Gobsa Golde descended painfully
from his 90-horse power limousine.
“I wish to purchase,” he said, “an
engagement ring.”
“Yes, sir,” said the eager clerk. “We
have just imported a superb ring, sir—
two ruby hearts surrounded—”
"No,” said the aged millionaire, in a
disillusioned voice; "no, that won’t
do. There is only one heart concerned
in this affair. The girl is marrying me
for my money.”
Nicknames for War Vessel*.
We had a ship called the Muriel,
says the New York Press, and the
sailors promptly dubbed her the Mer-
ry Hell. The Georgia, as everyone
knows, is the Jaw-Jaw. The Pennsyl-
vania is the Billy Penn. The Kearsarge
is the Cuss-Age. The Washington is
Papa George, and, singularly enough,
is commanded by John Adams. The
Indiana is Rea Annie. The Terror is
the Tear Her. The Cleveland fs Gro-
ver. The Des Moines is The Mine.
The Galveston Is Shirtwaist—a clever
hit. The Amphitrite is the Ample
Tight. The Solace is the One Ace.
The Peaceful Joy of the River.
An ingenious Spaniard says that
"rivers and the inhabitants of the wa-
tery element were made for wise men
to contemplate and fools to pass by
without consideration.” And though
I will not rank myself in the number
of the first, yet give me leave to free
‘ myself from the last, by offering to
you a short contemplation, first of riv-
ers, and then of fish; concerning
which I doubt not but to give you
many observations that will appear
very considerable: I am sure they have
appeared so to me, and made many an
hour pass away more pleasantly, as I
have sat quietly on a flowery bank by
a calm river.—Isaac Walton.
He Set a Date.
A merchant in a Wisconsin town
who had a Swedish clerk sent him out
to do some collecting. When he re-
turned from an unsuccessful trip he
reported:
“Yim Yonson say he vill pay ven he
sells his hogs. Yim Olesen, he vill pay
ven he sell him wheat, and Bill Pack
say he vill pay In Yanuary.”
“Well,” said the boss, “that’s the
first time Bill ever set a date to pay.
Did he really say be would pay in
January?”
“Veil, aye tank so,” said the clerk,
“He say dat it ban a dam cold day ven
you get that money. 1 tank that ban
in Yanuary.”—Harper’s Weekly.
FOUND OUT.
MEN ADMIRE
MISS EMMA RUNTZLER
a pretty face, a good figure, but
sooner or later learn that the
healthy, happy, contented woman
is most of all to be admired.
Women troubled with fainting
spoils, irregularities, nervous irrita-
bility, backache, the "blues,” and
those dreadful dragging sensations,
cannot hope to be liappy or popular,
and advancement in either home,
business or social life is impossible.
The cause of these troubles, how-
ever, yields quickly to Lydia E. Pink-
ham's Vegetable Compound made
from native roots and herbs. It acts
at once upon the organ afflicted and
the nerve centers, dispelling effec-
tually all those distressing symp-
toms. No other medicine in the country has received such unqualified
indorsement or has such a record of cures of female ills as has
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound
Miss Emma Runtzler, of 631 State 8t., Schenectady, N. Y., writes:—
"For a long time I was troubled with a weakness which seemed to
drain all my strength away. I had dull headaches, was nervous,
irritable, and all worn out. Chancing to read one of vour adverti*ements
of a case similar to mine cured by Lydia E. Plukham's Vegetable
Compound, I decided to try it and I cannot express my gratitude for the
benefit received. I am entirely well and feel like a new person."
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound is the most successful
remedy for all forms of Female Complaints, Weak Back. Falling and
Displacements, Inflammation and Ulceration, and is invaluable in pre-
paring for childbirth and the Change of Life.
Mrs. Pinkham’s Standing Invitation to Women
Women suffering from any form of female weakness are invited to
promptly communicate with Mrs, Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass. Her advice
is free and always helpful.
Rhetfcn;
point of attack is the scalp, ■
[using baldness. Poison Oak
plth* an(* are a*so disagreeable types of skin
3 - * disease. The humor producing the trouble
lies dormant in the blood through the
Vinter to break out and torment the
sufferer with the return of Spring. The best
treatment for all skin diseases is S. S. S.
It neutralizes the acids and removes the
humors so that the skin instead of being
irritated and diseased, is nourished by a
supply of fresh, healthy blood. External
applications of salves, washes, lotions, etc.,
while they soothe the itching caused by
skin affections, can never cure the trouble
because they do not reach the blood. S. S. S. goes down into the circulation
and forces out every particle of foreign matter and restores the blood to its
normal, pure condition, thereby permanently curing every form of skin
affection. Book on Skin Diseases and any medical advice desired sent freo
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A Trained Nurse Made Discovery.
No one le In better position to know
the value of food and drink than a
trained nurse.
Speaking of coffee, a nurse of Wilkes
Barre, Pa., writes: “I used to drink
strong coffee myself, and suffered
greatly from headaches and Indiges-
tion. While on a visit to my brothers
I had a good chance to try Postum
Food Coffee, for they drank it alto-
gether In place of ordinary coffee. In
two weeks after using Postum I found
I was much benefited and finally my
headaches disappeared and also the
indigestion.
"Naturally I have since used Postum
among my patients, and have noticed
a marked benefit where coffee has been
left off and Postum used.
“I observed a curious fact about
Postum when used among mothers. It
greatly helps the flow of milk In cases
where coffee is inclined to dry it up,
and where tea causes nervousness.
”1 find trouble In getting servants to
make Postum properly. They most
always serve It before It has been
boiled long enough. It should be boiled
15 to 20 minutes after boiling begins
and served with crearn, when it is cer-
tainly a delicious beverage.” Read
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“There's a Reason.”
Her Bad Break.
“Here's a pretty good coat, if you
want it,” said the farmer's wife, with
a generous smile.
Young Hilary Wearinesse, the
tramp, spoke politely, yet with some
slight hauteur.
“Yer kindness, ma'am,” he said,
“should be a sufficient excuse for yer
Ignorance: but ye oughter know I
can't wear no sack coat with this here
silk hat.”_____ ____
Deafness Cannot Be Cured
by local application#, a# they cannot reach the dl»
eaaed portion of the ear. There 1# only one way to
cure deafne>#. and that 1# by constitutional remedies.
Deafness 1# caused by an tnflamed condition of the
mucous lining of the Kustachlan Tube When thi#
tube I# Inflamed you haw a rumblfug sound or Im-
perfect hearing, and when ft 1# entirely ( lo»e«l. Deaf-
nea# 1# the result. and uule«# the Inflammation can b«
taken out and thi# tube restored to Ite normal condi-
tion. hearing will be destroyed forever: nine cases
out of ten sre caused by Catarrh, which Is nothing
but an Inflamed condition of the mucou# surfaces.
We will give one Hundred Dollars for anr ca*e of
Deafness (caused by catarrhi that cannot be cured
by Hall's Catarrh Cure, bend for circulars, free.
r .1. CHfcNKY A CO., Toledo, Ck
Fold by Druggist#. ?5c.
Teke Hall's Family Fills for constipation.
Her Idea of a Wooden Leg.
Hewitt—Is your wife a woman of
practical Ideas?
Jewett—Well, I could Imagine that
If I lost a leg she would think that the
vacancy could be filled by taking one !
of Ibe legs out of a pine table that we
no longer use."—Judge.
“It Knock* the rich.”
It may not cure all your Ills, but It
does cure one of the worst. It cures
any form of itch ever known—no mat-
ter what It Is called, where the sensa-
tion is “itch,” It knocks it. Eczema,
Ringworm and all the rest are relieved
at once and cured by one box. It's
guaranteed, and ita name is Hunt’s
Cure. _ ____ _
A man can do no wrong—after the
undertaker gets hint.
Disparity.
The two young women, who had not
met for a long time, embraced each
other with much fervor.
“How's this, Kate? I hear you have
gone(and married a rich widower. Is
he much older than you?”
“Well, there's considerable differ-
ence between our ages, Clara. In fact,
he’s a war veteran.”
“Spanish war?”
“Oh, no; he wasn’t In that.”
“Civil war, then, of course.”
“No—er—Mexican.”
Makes Pain Go Away.
Are you one of the ones who pay in toil
For your right of way through this
life?
If so you will find Hunt's Lightning Oil
A friend which will aid in the strife.
To those who earn their own way
by their own labor, accidents occur
with painful frequency. Burns, bruises,
cuts and sprains are not strangers to
the man who we ars corns on his hands.
A better remedy for these troubles
does not exist than Hunt's Lightning
Oil.
An old bachelor says It is Impossible
for a woman to do anything better
than a man. lie evidently never saw
a woman park a trunk.
FITS, Si. Vitus Dance and all Nrrvou.
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Great Nerve Reatnrpr. Send fnr Free tr.'.fsi
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Women see without looking; their
husbands often look without seeing.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Kyrnp.
Forehtldreo t**tblng. soft#ns tbs gunis, rndiirr* la*
flaasoistlofi allays pain.caras wind colic. almttls.
Virtue Is bold and goodness never
fearful.—Shakespeare.
Get Rich in South Texas
Truck and Fruit Farms of From 10 Acres to 640
Acres and Two Town Lots, for $210. Pay-
able $10 per Month Without Interest.
Read What a Disinterested Expert Says of Dr. Chas. F. Simmons 95,000
Acre Ranch Now on the Market
Orange, Cal., March 1, 1007.
Dr. C. F. Fimmons, Fan Antonio, Texas:
Dear Fir Yours st hand. I would like to have called at the office
when I came hack, but it wus Sunday and I took the train for home,
was on your 95.U0d-acie ranch three days. I found it much better thai
expected. 1 am aatndied in my own mind that
we have in tins country, oranges, le:
can lie successfully grown th'
I found it much better than I
w ith r roper wind breaks, as
olivet and almonds
_ iwn there.
1 am sure that south of ban Antonio is the natural home of the Engliah
anges, lemons, apricots, tigs,
here.
walnut
The soil on your land is much better for fruit raising than it is in
this country, because you have a good red day subsoil, while in Southern Cali-
fornia we nave gravel and rock that does not hold moisture.
We have to irrigate here at leaat ten times a year and continually work
the orchards, but I don’t think this would I*- necessary on your land in South
Texas, st least not so much of it, because the red clay will hold moisture and
will give the fruit a better flavor.
Orange orchards in this country are worth from 1500 to |I,000, and wal-
nuts from 0200 to ITOO per acre
I think south of San Antonio to the Gulf is a letter country than from
Los Angeles. Cal., to San Diego, Cal., beeause the soil is better, there is more
water, and the climate is just as good so far as I could see snd hear by talk-
ing to old settlers, and the land is so cheap that every workingman should
ing to
hare a
e a home
I am sure that in the near future South Texas will be a prosperous
fruit growing eountry and will Is* as valuable as Southern California, and
the man who will los. money in South Texas is the man that doea not get
— this cheap land of yours before it is all gone A mi .......
< thforaia as long as I have can see the futi
in on this chei
in Southern
a not get
that has lived
n see the future of South Texaa.
Respectfully A. J. WILSON
Never before has there been snch an opportunity to secure a home in • d«
lightful location for so little money and on such easy tenns. For literature
and name of nearest Agent, write
DR. CHAS. F. 8IMMONS,
215 Alamo P>' za, SAN ANTONIO. TEXAS.
You Look Prematurely Old
Bacauaa of trioaa u#'y, grizzly, gray halra. Uao ‘ LA CREOLE" HAIR RESTORER. PRICE, tl.OO, retail.
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