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FACE FOUR
THE DAILY BULLETIN
MONDAY, IABCH *4, ltU.
' A MOVEMENl <N SCALPS. THEIR MOTHER TONGUE.
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On* of Thom, Though, For Gooo R*a- A| ,t WM #pok,n by O'* Englishman j
•on, Was Firmly Fi»*d. ,nd th# Am#Pjcan.
One day when Professor Powell was An Amertcan-in Loudon, living In a |
hearing the class lu anatomy he was . rivate botel> Squired of an Engilah j
describing the manner In which the ac,,ual,)tauCe how it was that every i
various muscles of the scalp perform we ln tbe house immediately recog I
their several functions, says ex-Gover I al^ hLi nationniitT. In “Vagabond j
nor Theodore T. Geer, reminiscent of Journeys.. Mr Percival Pollard records j
his schooldays ln “Fifty Years In Ore-
gon.” To make the subject clearer the
To The Ladies
Line of Ladies Gage Hats, from
Chicago at Norwood’s Store
the conversation.
, The Englishman looked at our Amer
professor told the members of the claa* j k,aQ Meud for a nioment and then
to move their scalps by aid of the mus Teutured ^ deflnlt0 explanation: | M■ aII Af| wl
cles without moving the head and pro- i of ^ ^ don’t you see they FvNlt© W8IH MMIIf Sw NICnGS WIGS
ceeded1 to lead the way by giving a per would’ *' ’ Q see> llke a phot
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A NEST EGG -S
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C SWEET dream when you have money in o
this bank! Come weal or come woe the <»
* m money is here to use when you need it. If 3 j
| YOU have nojnest egg, start an account here
| today and make ypur future secure.
MNJATIOJIAL^NK
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❖ Mr. and Mrs. W. S Fender of Me.
!• j! <► Mlnnvlllo. Oregon, are In the city
♦ PERSONALS. ❖ thla week, the guest of their son. Rev.
^ . / ♦ Q. W. Fender, and family.
| . | Dr. J. A. Abney and Urban Smith
are two more Brownwood citizens
who have forsaken the, horse and
carriage, and have purchased auto*
mobiles. ; |
M. W. Adam* of Fort Worth was In ;
the city last night
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H. W. Howlett left last night for
San Antonio, on a short business trip, i . .. _
_____ I A party of Howgrd Payne students
J»<1S. T. C. Wilkinson I. looking We”‘ ,0 "" B*,<m ,',rlr „'hU
after matter, in San Sab. : “o™1"*- "D1
IpQm (breakfast. The# morning was spent
very pleasantly, the party returning
sonal demonstration. j - __.____ ______ , ....
Ue had « shaggy head of hair and | LSTon. doJt you see', that you are.
lould turn his scalp almost halfway ... ' __
1 that you are, you see! Eb t
Tbe American shewed on this a little
and then remarked, apropos of noth
ing: a
“Say, ain’t It a fine thing we speak
the same language? Yes, sir! That's
what keeps the two countries so close
together—the language. Still, as I was
saying. I can’t make up my mind
whether it’s my feet or mjr language
I’d iilp* to have a real heart to heari
talk with you about some of these lit-
tie details of the language that binds
ns together, tongues across the sea, i*
it were. Come and have lunch with me
at the Cedi.”
“Quite sorry! I Just went and bad a
bone an hour ago ”
“Beg pardon?"
“Oh. I mean to say, of coarse, don't
you see, I had a grilled bone at the
club.”
“Well, there’s another thing I’d llke
to talk to you about when you have
j time some day. That's the exact deQnl
Ml pm mm -lir. tloo of tbe week end I*vs noticed
SLEEP OF THE ELEPHANT. | that When your lawyer or stockbroker.
--- and so forth, says he’s going away for
What LMtfa Thsrs Is Seams, as • Rule. the we#k co^ u means that he's lesr
te Ba Taken §t*n<lif*g. |j)g Thursday erenlng and not show
‘It Is doubtsd whether, In the wild |njr Qp again until Tueeday morning
state, elephants ever Ue down. Gordot* There goes a boy from E-tnn; I can toll
Cutumlng thought he had found erl |,|ni b|a clothes ”
round bis bead. JThe success that at-
tended his maiden effort was so aston
Ishingly complete that It brought forth
a roar of laughter, ln which the pro-
cessor heartily Joined, ulthougb bis
mouth was where his right eye usually
was and bis ears were under his chin.
When order was finally restored each
member of the class tried It, with vary
lug degrees of success. But Tom Nik
Un’a effort was a hopeless failure, al
though bis superhuman attempts to
mote his scalp were as laughable as
Professor Powell's grotesque success
bed been. Finally, after the poor fel-
low had made aU the oblique grimaces
the class could endure, the professo
eaid:
“Thomas, what Is the matter with
your bead T
“I don’t know, sir,” replied Tom. “un-
lees I am the only one ln the room
whose head Is so full of brains that
they crowd his scalp.”
. 15c
90 inch White Dress Linen 75c
10-4 Pepperel 25c
40c Towels ..... 20c
lOO pieces Stripe Galateas . 12 1-2
Pillow Coses, Pillow Tubing and ready mode
sheets at wholesale price
500 Drummers samples in Underwear, Child-
rens Dresses, Ladles Mats.
IOO Boys Sorgo Suits, Browns and Grays.
Tub Silk ... 25c
Ladlas Silk Hose, Black, White, Red, Brown.
[HIBURT NORWOOD®!
Miss Mamie Kirkpatrick is visiting 1
with friends and relatives In San Saba
this week.
to the city about 11:30.
Supt. Thos. H. Hart this . morning |
-i— _ ‘ j received official Recognition of the
Mra. Hart, mother of Mrs. C. R Brown County Summer Normal from
Cook, is seriously ill at the Harper the State Department of Education.
Hotel today J and .this complete* the plans for this |
- j summers work. There will be an {
Jack McGaughey came in from ; able corps of teachers in charge of
Brady Saturday, and after spending the Normal, and the sessions will be
Sunday with homefolks left this • held1 at JiowafJ Payne college,
morning for Coleman on usiness , « .
_ ! OyMttsl
President John S Htinjphreys or j Plenty for everybody at the Dulcl.
Howard Payne college is in Austin Pr°n® Adv.
today, looking after business matters T„V ^ mvnU th, H,y -t |hJ
connected with his school prire, at the Itmaidwaj. - 131c
dance In murks upon the grouud that
the adult bulla did stretch thani»elve« >
out at full length for a few hour*' rest
at about midnight but he contended
that tbe young and the cow* always
remained on their feet
Another authority, Seloas. ha. ex
presoed doubt whether even the old]
bulls lie down He tells of one herd
that was known to have kept moving
and feeding throughout the twenty
four hours. “Except when rolling lu
mud and water,” he says, *it la likely j
that an African elephant never lie* (
down during Its whole life.”
However this may be, the most com
petent authorities seem to agree that
tula animal sleeps less and more light-
ly than utiy other. J. L. Kipling, tbe
father of the writer, estimated tbe pe
rlod of sluiqber taken standing up to
average alxiut four hours ln the twen
ty-four. and this estimate has been era ;
ployed by the son in an amusing pas
•age for one of his stories, “Motl OuJ.”
wherein the sleep of thy^-alephant Is
represented as consisting of an hour’*
fidgeting on oue side and a similar
period’s fi lgetlng on the other, fol
low ed throughout the rest of the night
“by long. low. rumbling soliloquies
Harper’s Weekly.,
“From where?”
“E too.” repeated the Yankee. “Ar-
rant* on tha ,t«»o.’ doesn’t It?"
“No: don't you see, It's Just Eton."
“Oh. rime# with ‘meettn’.’ eh. drop-
ping the 'g* carefully at the same tlin->
aa the voice and otherwise concealing
the alphabet as much as possible? J
Well, well!” and the American pulled
up his horse “Ain’t It great we speak
the same language?”
SECONDHAND ORANGE SKINS.'to the voter* or bbowx.
- * WOOD: READ CAREfrLLT.
•weepings ef English THaatara Are
•eld to the jamiszkart. { In the course of human events It
Now and tbeu oue mmt In the En«-' devolves upon me again the painful
llsb palters advertisements announcing!
that So aud-Mo has a »argM stock of;dutJr (to BO“*) of forming you. the
orange skins for sale -As a matter of qualified voters and taxpayers of
recommendation aa to quality th» ad Brownwood. that I am a vigorous and
vertUeiuent mucludre with the 1 fttU-Of-ginger candidate for the un-
n^ut that they are from auch and such ,.lplred |arm of „ „ g
a music ball. ! . . .__■ .. ,
Thera la a big business in aecood ' on *unt lhe short term,
hand orange aklus, lutuon peel, etc., on k" °l,l,onrnt expresses It in his
tha other aide of the AtlauUc Moet *nnout»eement. aa I am not a candl-
of them are bought by makers of Jams data for |>oatmaatrr. seeking two of-
and marmalade This was brought ort rice* instead of one, nor have I a
wbeu there waa an investigation of tha campaign manager whose ambition
preserving Induatry in England lo away elmg Qf ^
tliat la before you today. My oppon-
ta are noT*nt 1 ul1^ to ** ■ gentleman, but ba-
the pit l*|,,,Dd ** » flame of torture, whose
In certain portions of the theater*
and music balls of Loodot* and other
large British cities the m
reserved Admittance to
THE EMPEROR’S STAR.
It Simply Had to le Put on tho Creoo
on tho Chureh Spire.
Emperor William Is the busiest man
In Germany. He revises or approves all
decisions ln public matters. sU[>ervlseo
all art and architecture and lectures
everybody. In Illustration of tbe def
erence paid to hla wishes In even tbe
smallest details, they tell ln Berlin,
writes Mr. Samuel G. Blythe ln Every j
body’* Magazine, the story of tbe star j
above the cross on tbe spire of tbe Em |
peror William Memorial church.
Of course the kab*er Insisted on re |
vising tbe plans of tbe church. Ttir
architect brought the plans to him. and l
generally slxpeucw. Once a person
leaves his sent It Is Immediately grab-
bed by some one else In order to get
a good seat one must come early One
grows hungry as the hours go by be- chamber of Brownwood
fore the performance ends The fa-
vorite sustenance of those who alt In
these cheap seats la oranges
ambition la to smother the unexpect-
I am derperately oppose^ to that
charter ever entering tl}4 council
exas. and
If elected by you I *11 Ml sc my utmost
efforts against the satne Why was a
They consume them ln large quantl^hundred dollars paid for a useless
ties and throw tbe skins on the floor. ldocument- at,d why /la there such a
After each performance the skins are ■Hcoetl upon U? 1
carefully gathered up and sold to deal
ere—New York Sun.«
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FROZEN BY FISH POWER.
Sig Timber of Guiana.
the kaiser scratched out what he did
not like and made such additions as he
; fancied before he gave them the Impe
rial O. K. The church was built
opposed, head,
teeth and my big toenail against a
higher rate of taxation, as you have
heard from me before on that. be.
'cause It will put a damper on the man
—1- iwho is trying by honest toll and
Truthful Tal* About Mak.ng Ico Cream labor to resurrect himself from the
In Nova Scotia. bondage of slavery. More tax, yea
"«♦ BW' «• wore You .III ... more emp.,
the t nlted State*, according to tbe
Mariner's Advocate. An editor recent
ly received the following letter:
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houses in this beautiful little city
than ever was seen before Without
“I have rend an Interesting account r®n*t or to you f plead; come to
of singing fish ln your paper It re- the polls on next Tuesday, cast your
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The green heart of British Gmann Is w ^ b, rflt crow on the called to me the memory of a rather ballot, the only recourse you hare of
w a nF t Ka t ru in aeL*«tilu a ti, 1 si kuiri* I 1 - Are _____—* - L. i •< . I. __ _ w. _ — t v * _ • .
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Rev. A. H P McCurdy left this FOR SALE CHE-AP-Harrow.' Turn-
icorning for Hor.na’.e. N. M.. where ing Plow. Wheelbarrow, Riding Cul-
he will spend_ abjur ten days with tivator. Scraper and other snull
his daughter, Mr*. A T. Coffin, and farm tools, also Mayhine Cotton
other relatives.. ' I 'Seed. THE FAIR.
District Judge lohn W Goodwin
and Court Stenographer C. R. Miller
returned to Ballinger this morning,
after spending Sunday with home-
folks here. District court was con-
vened at Billinger last week
T» set rid of that' hungry, tired
feeling, go to the Broadway. l3l<j
one of the mu»t remarkable and useful
trees In the world Of tbe three va
rleties—yellow, black and maintop—all
are durable if cut at maturity and
grow to such dimensions that logs can
be had from eighteen to twenty-four
inches square and seventy feet long.
Greenheart is one of the eight woods
esteemed as first class by the Lloyds,
and admirable keelsons, piles and other
• plre, and It aP|.enred In Its proper rentable flah wc have ln Nova ostracising the passionate luats
pla< e. But, much to the general aston *'''*l*. It U known as tha Treat fish. th* few who have been trying to die-
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around aa vigorously as ever The ua who®<‘ on,jr »mbltlon »• »<> further
large, many pointed star was raised
above It on a heavy rod. The Berliners
could not understand the star. They
Inquired Tbe architect said the kaiser
had added the star to the plana
The plana were examined. Then It
New Straw Hats for Men and Boys, j
33c to 83.011 Cloth and silk hat# at ;
$1.50. N .
F. R SMITH & SON. j
ship timber, a. well a. submerged p.l- .Tre^i l^TfAm
A party of young people, composed
of Messrs. Mary Steele. Hattie and
Ml»*le Bruton Ollle“Reasoner and
Maasra Hassell and DeWltt Cock,
apeat yesterday In Zephyr with
frtfnds
! The Howard Payne baseball team
left last right for Abilene# where
they will plav today and tomorrow,
going from there to Stamford and
Cisco for g**..i-s efore returning
home »e7x? Sunday,
See the Korean Wedding at Daniel
Baker chapel Tuesday evening, bene-
fit Ladles Missionary 8ociety of First
Presbyterian church. 128
Did"*? Care Far tha Money
“Ton advertised for a young lady to
ba married In a <-nge of Ilona."
"That's right. Fifty plunks Where's
yoar young man?"
“Don't yon provide the man? What j
do yon *iqtpo»e waa my object In go |
j,lint into this affair?"-littaburgh Post 1
Ing. dock gattm, etc., are made from It.
Owing to the great demand for tbe
timbers and the reckless destruction
of trees, the government has put a ban
on cutting any which will not produce
timbers eleven Inches square —Boston
Globs [ ~
••llaaniate a Bonanza
"la It true that you fartnor* are boa
tile to balloonists?“ ventured tbe young
aeronaut who had dem-euded lit the
barnyard
"Why. no, stranger.” laughed tbe old
fanner aa ie came forwurd with a |
pitchfork. *We are always glad t<
hare a balloon land on our place.”
•Ttu certainly glad to hear It.
hla pen. which hit tbe papyr Juat above
the cross. The architect studied a long
time over this blot of Ink. There could
be no appeal, no Inquiries. He finally
decided that the blot of Ink signified a
•tar above tbe croea, and be put tbe
a tar there, making It to correspond as
nearly aa poaalbla with the outline of
tbe blot. Tbe star la still there.
Tha First Hinge,
Tha first hinge waa probably that of
tbe oyatar. Tbe thorny oyster of the
Pacific coast baa Ha two ahalla Joined
together by a hinge aa rod aa any
found In any hardware ahop of the
country. There are other btngre found
tlvea make use of tbla property to
make Ice cream. The flab la caught,
frozen and placed In the cream. In
their interests regardless of your
welfare, of your home, and your prec-*
lous children who today are ln tbe
thawing out It freezes tbe cream, and garments of purity and love, and by
Its movements at the same time beat you falling to do your duty ln the
tha mixture, making It smooth ”
Taking them by and larae. from , . ., .
Moose bend lake to Puget sound and am ° 1 ftt
from tbe upper Mississippi to tbe gulf,
w* hare some very capable and ln
duatrious flab liars ln this country
But wa hand tbe reel and rod over to
Nova Scotia Wa'hare talent tn this
country, but Norm Scotia la tbe abode
of genius
Tha A peat la ef Greenland.
The conversion of tbe Eskimo ln that
remote end bleak det>eodeu«-y of l>en-
mnrk. Greenland, was agitated as early
as 1T10 by Hans Egnde. who has he-
come historic as the apaatle of Green
land. In that year hw- published as a
shackles of despair and poverty. I
my opponent and hla
manager are stumpera, well, I am a
chopper and hue to the Una. recard-
leas of where the chips may fall.
They will be gathered by many a needy
wayfarer upon election day. Tuesday,
April first, glittering In these wards,
r"Kqual rtghta to aU. special privileges
to none.”
GEORGE P. WALTER.
(Political Adrertlsamant)
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Santa 1 e
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HjH,—Fort Worth ami return;
on sale April 7tb, lim-
it to April 11th.
«tlS Austin, return, on sale
April IB and 10. Limit
April S7«
$3.06 Lampaoa* uud return, ac*L
Picnic and Ball, on sale
April *4. Limit 2L
flawi# C’erp*» Christ! and re-
tire, accoaat Grand Cem-
nutadery Knight* Templar
of Texas. Oa m1* April 7,
* a ad •- Limit April U.
Through StMferd Sleeper
le Han Antonie es train 78.
April 7. Phone W •■*
yoar reservation.
J. OSBUBN,
C-P.BT.A-
Too Bright. -"
“Didn’t you win snything In ydur
•nit for dn mages?’’
No”
♦ “Why didn’t yon engage a bright
lawyer to tnke your part?” t
,’i did. bnt he took my all.”—Phlla-
delpblH Pres*.
Ym. th. Hint oti.‘ Mint lnltd.nl hni- 'n n.tur«. hot that of tb« ojnt-r r.-' h ||t „A p ,r
1 on.nl thn ..........]« “f—' l-rf« th,a. W. t,.,.
Didn’t Lika th* Combination.
Weary Welker—1 tillers kuow'd It
Tired Tatters -Know’d wot?
“Wot dat sign over de way aez—
Cieuulng and Dyeing.’"
“Well, wot erbout It?*'
“Why. I oilers know’d dey went ter
tether Boston Post
Willing to Oblige.
Lawyer—We want you to ba willing
to waive Immunity In this case. Wit
ness—All right; hand the old rag here
, I’U wave anything to oblige you.—Bui-
dmore American.
A concealed spark la more to ba
feared than aa open flra.-‘German
Your house cleaning will not be
complete#? this Spring unless , you
bare your old mattresses made Into
Slumberland Mattresses All work
made on; the latest bedding machinery
and handled by experts In thin. SAN-
ITARY BEDDING A FIXTURE CO.
llllhi---i i ni _
came in bandy. 1 used the roiw- *<» iwt
tbe steern, j>ncked corn In the basket ntado little advance upou (hts device
and cut the gas bag up and made over J 1° our patenting and In
alls for all the farm band*. Welcome,^! venting — St Nicholas,
stranger, welcome!”--Chicago News.
Reassuring Him.
”1 thought I told you not to eat any
porterhouse steak without my perm is
slon.”
"So you did, doc; ao you did ’’
“Then why are you disobeying my
order?"
“This won’t delay the paying of your
bill, doc; this steak is being [>ald for by
my friend here.”—Houston Post
An .*"part.
“I never have any trouble with my
gowns.”
“How hi tbatT’
“You see, my hnsband belongs to the
fire deportment”
“Well?" .
“And he can hook me up ln forty-five
1 seconds.”—Washington Herald.
Sha Had.
“Have you any unmarried daughters,
Mrs. De Willoughby?” asked the vial
tor.
“Oh, yea, Mr. Vanderbloom. My
land’s Conversion and Enlightenment
This waa welcomed with no great
warmth by the clargy and was violent-
ly op tamed by mercantile luterretz. In
four years he hnd succeeded to such
an exteut that be founded a training
college for missionaries in Copenhagen
May 3, 1721, he sailed for Greenland
with h small party of mtasiou worker*
He was greatly disappointed to flud
that the None colony, left for many
years to its own resource*, had wholly
vanished. He turned, therefore, ail his
efforts to tbe conversion of the Eskimo
and met with marked success, becom-
ing bishop ln 1740. In this office and
Mra. 1. 1. Blue of Alabama ha#
bought the Broadway from Mra C.
A. Chambers, and will continue the jgy
business a* heretofore conducted
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Th# Modern Cinderella.
One day the teacher during recces
told tbe children the story of Clndrella. .... , ,
Tf n„, O,. to « Mr £
lady.—Harper's.
Alaska Give* Women Ballot
Juneau. Alaska. March Sl^—Tbs
senate has passed the house bill
granting votes to women. Thin la tlH
Hrat bill passed by the leflelatare.
There was not a dissenting vote in
cither house. Tbe bill exempt* wo-
men from Jury duty.
Prof. Van Valkenburg will lecture
on “Korean Coitoma" at the Korean
wedding to be given at Daniel UaJ
uSer
SSIOO
cha[>el tomorrow night Admlsg
lte trying duties he was succeeded byp*’ cents, benefit Missionary Society
his sou. Paul.—New York Bun.
she naked them;
“Why did Cinderella have to leave
the boll promptly at 12?"
A bright little maid answered: "So
the could catch the last cor.”—St Louis
Republic.
Gravitation.
Examiner—What do you know about
the power of the earth's attraction?
Oandklata—It is the orangest at about
2 o’clock In tbe morning — Fllegende
Blatter
Oboerve tha face of tbe wife to know
tho husband'* character. - Spanish
Proverb.
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A Query.
Fair Patron—The papers aay you han-
dle mall here by th* too. Postmaster-
Yaa, indeed. Fair Patron—Well, my
fiance la going away for a couple of
daya. What kind of a special rat* will
you give me par ton?—Woman** Home
Companion.
Good For an Occasional Bouquet.
"Ha offers me a platonic friendship.”
“Take It," advised her girl chum
“until something better come* along.'
—Loutavllla Courier-Journal.
The Harmony ef Cetera.
Tbe principle that th* aeoeetion at
white results from the equal excite-
ment of eeoeatiooa produced by the
three fundamental radiations la de-
duced naturally from on analysis ~f
the rules of tbe harmony of cotora.
Colored fight* do not focus at the earn*
paint Therefor* the eye mast seine
different distance* at th* aame time In
order to eee when different colored
surfaces touch. The difference of ro-
tranglMllty of the different colored
rays causes aome colon to stand out
and others to stand back. Bed in th*
moet “flying”-or “tapering'’ of th* col-
on, a red object always appearing to
be farther away than a blue object
though It la *een on tbe mine plane
and ln tbe same light—Harper’s
of First Presbyterian church.
, Men’* New Spring and
Suita, Nobby Garment* and pm
woolen at $15 to $25.00.
F. R SMITH A BON.
Pope Very Weak.
Rome, March 24,—The Pope la no
weak today that hlz audiences Vfor
tomorrow hare been cancelled.
Prwt
sale or tx
line 15c per
pcrgMon. Ytoir
--------1 appreciated.
Yours for prompt ser-
vice. 1
J.L MORGAN
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