The Wortham Journal (Wortham, Tex.), Vol. 35, No. 26, Ed. 1 Friday, October 27, 1933 Page: 3 of 4
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THE WOR1
JOURNAL
Just
a Lii
Our Pet Peeve
Along the Concrete
I'M 6LAP N0W
A FULL SLATE
MfcMi
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■ 'ID pll
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Bold hi.’
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lie.-t i.|-
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null for
Ion the
Ire vor>
It trans-
L Fre-
lus that
Ithe (>ii I -
lir early
len eggs
lie proto
l> avoid
Ihmisin;
I of this
[ndatlon
Is nmny
.laying,
Iiimw on
I sod the
pnllets
1 Harters
inr of •
ley will
to fall
produc-
Briggs. thi} owner of the new store,
asked his manager how trade had been
progressing during his absence.
“Like clockwork, sir,” said the man-
ager readily. (
The owner rubbed his hands togeth-
er and smiled happily.
"Good !"_he said. “I’ll just have a
look at the books."
After a searching perusal he turned
to his manager again.
“You're right,” he said, “it is going
like clockwork—every blessed thing
we've sold lately has been on tick.”
a?]" a* aw
IN VET I
FAIR WARNING
(ffiyTlCfcf. W. K.
THE FEATHERHEADS
Black Sheep
WOW—IF I
could SEE
A BLOND
italianJ
BuT- I L.
iHOUlfHT
all SWEDES
HAD BfOWD
HAUR.
WELL- MOSTLY-
guT HE'S A
nor set of a
PIFFEREIOT
COLOR_ r
reallY? IS
•THAT HIM |
but HE'S -n
SWEDISH,
ISN'T He f
ThaT was
OLAF SVENSEN,
The radio ^
SlNlSER J
WHO
WAS
-THAT
“Whorr I’m married 1 wouldn't think
f>f leaving my husband alone in the
city.”
"You hud bettor not tell him that
before you marry.”
Ii’l'h.i - -
l*a rut i»n
I of Mil
■He Tfc*
l[ »ens a<
lory d*-
It h«-ns.
lof ofPv
Irw |n
I OfH'oiiM*
i* traie*-
nmuniry
en. too.
kh«* p d-
pxternal
[ of oUl
[ducta nr
ert and
etl con-
Keeping Up With Fashions
A lady approached an fcdinhurgh sur-
geon and asked him if lie would per-
form an operation.
“What for?” lie inquired.'
*‘Oh, anything you like. You see,
I attend a lot of women’s bridge par-
ties and. never having had an opera-
tion, I simply can't take part in the
conversation.’,—'X nsiw'dl'^Mhgni'.Tne. *’
A Cutting Remark
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
- Ho-ftot or J.sT canY •
4CAPC A STHRAi S-HT
FACE -HA UAHA- WHiN
oi SEE SomETHiN’p-
FuUNYiW —jJ*
wuuT-
wihuT
i$ if
| WELL'. WHAT
Do Tou YhiH< k
I'P ceT FPOfd
fuC
it? mV. m r
^ Portrait fl!
!i Ioo< [ Look l
ywl HAT l dasT
GoT FROM ThE ,,
PHOTOGRAPHER'S"
Her Special Line
“What business id Miss Caddie Tn?”
“Oh, she’s in everybody's business.”
“Wholesale, eh?”
"Yes, except when It comes to scan-
dal, she retails that”
VJHAT ARE
'0U LAiKJMidlj-
at you &'£-
-, ciowuZ
**I Just saw you kiss my rtster.**
“Here! keep still; put this half dol
lar in your pocket.”
“Here’s a quarter change—one prlc
to all—that’s the way I do business.'
Both Ends
‘‘Why do you call your house a
bungalow
“Well, if it isn't a bungalow,’what
is it? The builder made a bungle of
it and I still owe for it.”—Pathfinder.
BOBBY THATCHER- Research
By GEORGE STORM
p-'
fr»-m
jUf THOUGHT- WE'D NEVER
^ FIND IT BUT WERE
it IS AND All- j-
t-S( about ex ——Vs
3t=^ \n it'
/ / Yt -- J -Y )//
k that’s a
JAW BONE
THAT IS
A JAW
BONE* j
I'D hate -no WAVS
Been Bit by
that! ...... LOOIOT
THEM TEETH1
NO, IT WAS WITH REGULAR
pictures and there was
A RAGE ABOUT IT-,-- C=T=p
- digon’ UP A ,—
ANIMAL BIG AS A J I rrf
—7 HOUSE1 ---
Country Hoy—Listen. Jimmy, I hear
/a cuckoo.
City Hoy—Gee! 1 wonder whose
clock it escaped from.
WN AT
KIND OP
funnies? J
Pilot’* Answer Is Omitted
Pilot—What is It?
Observer—An S. O. S. They want
to know if we have seen anything of
a pink and gray parrot. -
DON’T REGISTER
Y frwot
■Hi tte
By C. M. PAYNE
STVJATTER POP— A Loo«e Screw
psvuTtrr
rid the
sto the
iher «rf
lifetime
0H.ITH5
FINE- NOW
I POP
/
( I -HoT e
>
v j V_-<1
Pvt sJU5>T
(Sot a screw
LOoat oR Sum thin )
r &ONT
(4&A5?. AnvTH-'F/S
'RATTLE,
. T’o'P y
You CAni’t a it
>Td AT 1>OA (INTO
VtHat -House !
IS YouR Y
VV YlllNK’lNi, \
7 MACtl IHt J
[ TSustbIj
Jwstl>fc_
OF
THAT
Vjeres l
mV
Y-4-1 INtKIW
MA CHINE-
Tiq.'P
Staylate—Your father is an early
riser, Isn't he?
Miss Itored—Yes; did you hear him
stirring?
Mran Advantage
Tourist—I’m sorry, my good man,
hut we met the owner of the castle
and made a stupid mistake and tipped
his lordship instead of you.
Butler—Yes, sir; that’s very awk-
ward, sir; I'll never get a penny of It
now. f
(c) Tlit Bell Syndicate, lnt.)
Correct
“There Is one word in the English
language that’s always pronounced In-
correctly."
"Whtit Is that?" I
“Why, Incorrectly.”
KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES
One Way Around It
havenT tackj aerr anv n
AMBITION ? NOW’S THE
TIME TO SET OUT AND
HUSTLE — THINK OF TH
FUTURE, THINK OF
' ■ LITTLE BKNO —.
CAW&ON1T
THE GUV'S
HOPELESS!'.
Appropriately Represented
Graduate— I’rofessor, I have made
some money and I want to do some-
thing for my old college. I don’t re-
member what studies I excelled in.
I’rofessor-rln my classes you slept
most of the time.
Graduate—Tine! I'll endow a dor-
mitory.
Elementary
Waitress (taking order)—I
you like your oysters?
Patron—How do I know? I
had them jV
m
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Satterwhite, Ed. The Wortham Journal (Wortham, Tex.), Vol. 35, No. 26, Ed. 1 Friday, October 27, 1933, newspaper, October 27, 1933; Wortham, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1126456/m1/3/?rotate=90: accessed July 16, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Fairfield Library.