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THE A USTI N STATESMAN
SATURDAY. AUGUST 26, 1922
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Fred 1). Smith of New York, who has
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lonal peace.
ROAD OFFERS REWARD,
FOR SLAYERS OF EMPLOYE
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Senate, certainly it is true, as pointed out by John Henry Kirby, that
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"Very fine, but wrong style,"
1 aen: It to another.
An old negro went to the governor
of Tennessee and said: Massa gov’na,
wes mighty po’ this wlntuh and Ah
wish you would pardon mah ole man.”
“What was he put in for?” asked the
governor.
‘Goqd, but not good enough.”
i sent it to another.
"Ecellent, but an old subject."
I sent it to another
$ Styla bad, subject hackneyed”
THE AUSTIN STATESMAN
PUNLI3NHD DAlY, AFTRRNOON AND NIGHY. AND SUMDAY MonNG BY
ominent paper in which the writer
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for help and advice. He la a graduate
of Glasgow University, where he dis-
tinguished himself on the football field
as well as in scholarship, taking first
class honors and fellowships, and then
became a member of the Scottish bar,
where he did so well that he was soon
a king's counsel.
i At the outset of the war, being over
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in the autumn’s evening glow,
When the pollens begin to blow—
When the tear ducts begin to flow--
Then the doctor gets your dough—
Hay fever!
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DON'T YOU THINV.
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aside and said: ‘You must know that
educated people of this country look
upon Christianity as a warring blood
Cash in Advahce
By mall, dail) and Sunday, except
Monday, for Austin Rural Routes ane
Suburban towns and routeo: ek
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rights. Here some one argues that no voter can be excluded from a
primary; there some one contends that anyone may be excluded. Natural
rights, legal requirements, the duties of citizens, the privileges of
voters and the powers of party committees are confused iq heated
arguments.
There are but two ways out. We must either give our parties more
freedom, or put them under complete regulation.
By Associated Press.
PALFSTINE, Texas, Aug. 26- The
International-Great Northern Railway
today offered a reward of >1000 for the
' arrest and conviction of the murderers
of Dave Holls, negro employe who was
sent to Tyler from Palestine to work.
Hollis was killed recently in the freight
.house at Tyler by unidentified parties.
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to Ar..Eryanhashad hin hair cut shor He did’ nke “ when they began
to can him the Chautauqua flapper.
WHO’S WHO
IN THE PUBLIC EYE
" ‘Stead o’ wo'kin* fo‘ it, that good
for nothin’ niggah done stole some
bacon.’’
“If he’s good for nothing, what do
you want him back for?”
"Well, you see, we‛s all out of bacon
agin," said the old negress, innocently.
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persons, in Europe
"Christ" and will be gladly heard, but- interest of internati
Ambassador Geddes says the English do not understand America. But,
even with this lack of understanding, most of them are willing to tell us
■ how to solve our problems.
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cents an hour will be asked Monday
before the United States railroad labor
board n F. Grable, prealdent of th,
I organization, announced today.
The present scale of maintenance of
way men ranges from 23 cents to 35
cents an hour. More than 105 rail-
roads in the United States will be
included in the case opening Monday.
“What makes girls run about the
way they do? ’ snarls a petulant club-
woman, and a timid exchange suggests
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By Associated Press.
CHICAGO, Aug. 26.—An lmro.se in
the minimum wage for 400,000 mainte-
a common binder for preserving
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Ulysses 8. Schwartz.
This young Chi.Ago aldarman,
Ulysses 8. Schwartz, is given credit
tor settling Chicago's street car
strike after it had assumed serious
proportions due to what seemed
A bopelegs deadlock. Schwartz
brought the warring factions to-
gather by diplomatie steps.
-7984 WORD "CHRISTIANITY" MEANS
13361 "WAR" IN FAR EAST, SAYS
CHURCH LEADER.
Weather. Grate,
Exter: Puds Simkins Brakes Leg!
Ias Wensday Puds .....
Wo know a man who is going to make a lot of money. He is going to
bootleg coal this coming winter.
$3,99 just completed a world tour. Smith is
2:02 chairman of the commission on coun-
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Button, to make up lot this loss ot
limo, wo will go without our luncheon,
and an they sala, should anything han-
pen to either of the other boys, we miy
still beat them.’’ 7
And Button purred softly that he
thought they still had a good chance
to win.
(Tomorrow you'll hear who won the
prize.)
handling of
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You can
less before, and can’t for the life of
The hand of man, though wondrous me understand why I did It this time,
made, too oft’ is turned to an evil o( a others."
trade. ) “Something else may happen to your
- ...... | friends. There are hundreds of things
Tuberculosis in a poor man's dis- that could happen to stop them, even
ease, and the longer he has lt the poor- . in those Lust few miles.”
er he gets. I in this way the captain and report-
,, , , ---,,, ers of the newspapers talked to him.
Tourniquets, applied tightly, check until they got enough spunk into him
the flow of blood—so do tight collars to still try to win the prize. Ro ho
and tight garters, took hold of his steering wheel again
Knd rotom thekuteranid the
plause of the motorboat’s crew
Thowind boing in the right direc-
ton, he rose in the air until he struck
the proper current that had carried
him so nicely until his gasoline gave
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WINNE?? .
Miss Elizabeth Hows.
Alias Elizabeth Howe, daughter
of Mrs. Emerson Hows of Wash-
ington, D. C, is the latest member
of the capital society to become en-
gaged to an attache of a foreign
embassy. She will wed Dr. Alfredo
Gonzales Prada, secretary of the
Pert vian L gation
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tianity as being kindred faiths but
gave the Moslems the advantage of
sincerity in that they freely advocated
the sword while the Christians talked
and professed peace while waging the
worst wars in all history.
“Another prominent Indian Chris-
tion, in extending to me a welcome to
his native land, went so far as to warn
me strongly not to use the word ’Chris-
tianity’ in my public addresses. He
said: 'Christianity' is here regarded
as the name of a Western religion
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Mlle. Augustine Dapont, voted
the prettiest stenographer in Paris.
Is now beseiged with offers of mar
riage, theatrical and movie en
gagements. She received 324 mar
riage proposals in ten days. The
beauty pri carried vith It 10,
000 francs, a troussean, an auto
and other prizes.
Premier loyd George's choice of Sir
Robert Horne as chairman of Great
Britain’s commission to the United
States is another indication of the high
respect in which Sir Robert is held in
England and, by
r - i the premier.
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ganization of railroad transport serv-
' ice in Frange. When Sir Eric was
appointed firt lord of the admiralty
and entruted with the task of ridding
the great navy department at White-
hhl of all its accumulation of cen-
tries of cobwebs and red tape, he in-
A SLICE Q) WHITING.
I sent a story to an editor.
He returned it. "All wrong."
I rent it to another.
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spilling religion.' Another native Fast 1 as
Indian translated to me an article ft omi peace.
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SUBSCRIPTION RATES:
^By arrior in the city, daily and
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doctrine of free raw materials. It is not the doctrine of placing a duty
on raw materials and compensating duty on the finished product. It
is simply the doctrine that if the products-of one section of the country
•re to have the benefit of a tariff, the products of other sections which glstoa upon having Blr Robert with
must share the burdens must also share the benefits. What is one [ himicanay"premrrnsurymainorgunt
man's raw material is another man’s finished product, and the question jassume the manaxement and control
' | of the labor department.
of whether imports which come into competition with the products! * •'*
of an American producer are raw materials or finished products is
j matter. The caretaker had neglected
to put in enough gasoline. Harry was
I so sure that the caretaker would sure-
l ly not forget to put in the tank all the
gasoline it would hold that he had not
looked after it himself. He had in-
spected every part of the hydroplane
most carefully, except this all import-
ant thing. And now he would be
beaten in the race, not for any serious
accident to his machine or himself, but
ion account of pure carelessness! Huw
■ he did berate himself as his hydro-
! plane floated helplessly on the water!
of the Churches of Christ of America.
"For one who has just returned from
a three months' visit to the Far East.”
Mr. Smith says, “It is hard to realize
that the descriptions of Christianity
written and spoken by the people of
the Orient are meant to apply the aame
religion to which wo occidentals have
pledged our faith and built our edi-
fices. •
“After one of my public addresaes in
India a noble native ministet teok me
" -- ......e -anva 1g: Leturer tells Boston it is "going to hell, for all it's brains." It somestimes
eo-er aS Wensday Puds Rimkins seems as though intellectual people generally are headed in that general
SAtdown to hard on one of the gilt direction. They almost never agree with reformers and advertising preachers
chairs in hia purler that one of the --- -4. -a.
Skinnie kgs break rite off and Puds MARCELEPP.
landed on the floor and bumped hia , , He sat at the window and watched the moon. It was late and the city
nose and then got a licking to make before him was slumbering. Cloud utter cloud flitted by. The moon shono
him feel even werse. brightly and did not seem to mind the clouds—beautiful as they were
Poarts. Amung the diffrent tricks . He could not sleep. He had troubles and his thoughts were blue—even
SKnny Martin has tried in vane to as the sky. He was getting more and-more morose.
keeteh his tertie Spoart are standing Then there came to him a thought. This moon at which he was gazing
on its hine legs, shaking hands, roll- had been there for generations. The very same moon had been gazed at by
*nK °v«r, and running after a stick. Cesar, Napoleon, Shakespeare and many others. His sense of humor came 4
Sisiety. The annual minstrel show back to him and he smiled to himself.
la belngtawked about as usual by Mr. Infinitesimal that he was, he.still could laugh—and when you can laugh
Leroy Shooter, Mr. Sid Hunt and oth- You belong to the scheme of the whole and it is worth while.—Marcel Stein-
ers. wit h If it axully takes place it will brugg. "55 P15
be the ferst time. -9- -4. -e.
Sad but True
Eat drink and be merry
For tomorro we may die,
They are after us with swatters,
O sutch is the life of a fly.
Intristing Fucks About Intristing
Peeple. Mary Watkins has a very
changeable dispositlon. One day she
is libel to come out in a wito dress
with wite shoes and the next day a red
dress with pattern lether shoes, so you
never know how to ixpect her.
By' Associated Press.
PHILADELPHIa, Aug. 26. — Belief
that the anthracite wage dispute would
be settled amicably without govern-
mental setxure of the coal mines was
expressed today by United States Sen-
ator Gonre Wharton Pepper who was
understood to represent the admin-
itration 1,1 Its efforts to bring about
another conference of operators and
miners.
The senator had just talked by telo-
phone 1o Secretary or Commerce Hoov-
er In Washington.
thay maxaba trip 5tonina heir moth- godower,kart9EMwPnatwa"to
By Associated Press,
BIRMINGHAM. Alabama. Aug 26. "
Wages of con miners in the, Alabama
field wil be: increased 20 per cent on
September 1, according to announce-
ment here, toay following a meeting
at which practically every mine ‘op-
erator in the state was said to have
been represented. Twenty-six thou-
sand men will be affected by the in-
crease, it was. said.
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hero "ase night to look tQ' that collar button every morning? I let it right
"4 2 dea.nt burmgne.che b A on to cindera? When 1 want charccal
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EMBASSY ATTACHE
EL PASO, Texas, Aug. 26. Police
today were hunting for a man named
Tillery, to rearrest him for Denver
authoritis, who allege that he was a
member of the gang of confidence men
who were taken Into custody In that
city yesterday. Tillery was released
yesterday from the federal jail on a
>20,000 appeal bond, having been oon-
victed here.on a charge of refrauding
Tom Kite, Ransom, Kan., farmer, out
of 115,000 in an alleged confidence
game.
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By Associated Press.
NEW YORK. Aug. 26.-An advisory
storm warning by the weather bureau
today said there were indications this
morning of a disturbance over the Ca-
ribbean Sea. It was some distance
south-southwest of Jamaica, probably
moving northwest, the announcement
said. .
Great Britain’s la-
bor problems as
minister of labor
after the World
War.
He was born in
a Starlingshire vil-
lage, about mid-
way between Edin-
burgh and Glas-
gow, where his
father was parish
minister, and
t h r o u g bout his
childhood and early boyhood lived in
what might be described as a mining
labor atmospaere, since it was to his
father and to the manse that all the
miners of the district and their wives
brought their troubles and appealed
d=E"‛Il//6
. The Assoctated Press is exclusively entltld to the use for publication ot
AneWB 9lagalces credited to h or not otherwiae credited in this paper, a pri
Md also the local news ouhl’sbed herein. Ail Hghu of publtcation of special
aJapatches herein are also renerved
you can not preach "Christianity" and
receive respectful treatment.’ "
“The East," according to Mr. Smith,
"says: ‘Christianity, a cannqn ball, a
submarine and a gas dumb go to-
gether.' while the West says: ‘Christ
is the prince of peace, and the Chris-
tian church is the Instrument to make
his doctrine effective throughout the
world.' We Westerners must face the
cold fact that thus far Christian teach-
ing has not produced peace even be-
tween nations where it is the faith of
a preponderance of the people. Fass-
ing peace resolutions does not remove
tho impression this fact has made un
Oriental minds.
"In this hour of history' it is infi-
nitely more Important for the sake of
foreign missionary work that the
Christian church should organize to
outlaw war than that more foreign
missionaries should be sent abroad.
“If the church falls in this need and
opportunity, more and worse war are
coming. The stage setting is perfect
for more outbreaks. The Christian
church is the only organization with
the worldwide contacts that can serve
"if the church..falls to assume a new
leadership in behalf of peace and fails
to remove to the sting of the war
interpretation of Christianity held by
the Oriental mind, we may as well
banish our hopes of winning Asia and
the world to Christ for many genes-
atlons.
“I believe the great war has set back
by many years what might have been
the progress of Christianity in China
and India.”
While on his world toup Mr. Smith
addressed more than a hundred audi-
nces of altogether more than 100,000
“it is the first tariff law in nearly a century that gives the South a the military age .Robert Horne ve
' t b • - “ up his Urge and lucrative practice,
square deal with other sections of the country," oatimated at $60,000 to $80,000 a year,
. ' |to undertake recruiting work atkain-
in that respect it carries out the Walker formula that tariff duties burgh, where he attracted attention.
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"should be so imposed as to operatesas equally as possible throughout I directorship of the agricultural section
of the national service department in
the Union, discriminating neither for nor against any class or section." : London. Then sir Eric Geddes got
... , ... ... . hold of him. And he became the prin-
This is not merely as some seem to think, a repudiation of the Jclpal lieutenant ot Geddez in the or-
YOUNG TO STAT
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It wax lata. The door bell rang. The
doctor opened the door, expecting a
request for his services.
"Miss Caroline Tompkins?"’said the
late caller.
Miss Tompkins was the doctor's
cook.
"Rhe has retired," said the doctor.
“This is for her,” said the man,
handing the doctor a package from
which peeped flowers and buds and
leaves.
"One of the cook'a admirers,” the
doctor mused, "has brought her a bou-
quet.”
He walked into the kitchen and
placed the package in a basin. An
indignant cook stood before him next
morning. .
"I wish to give notice," she an-
nounced. "I’ll not stay another day
in a house where some varmint puts
my new hat in a dish of water."—
Kansas City Star.
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Atlanta Trust Bullfg. “ " • Ificb Bryant Bul g.
TESPYR&MODUENTE
DENVER, Colo. Aug.* 26-Homer
French, said by local authorities to
have served a ■ ntence in the federhl
penitentiary at Atlanta, Ga .And 1°
be kuown in New^York and Atlantic
- Cit.wi arrelted last night at Etes
Par: colo., in conection with the ar-
rest here yesterday of, thirty-four al-
leged members of a million dollar
"confidence ring.".o
+ Philip Van C{se, district'attorney,
who brought the prisoner to Denver
tvlay, t hargys that French was in-
volved in a $120,000 confidence game
at Miami, Fla.
Constrict the neck, congest the . The motorboats soon caught up with
head. him and filled his tank with gasoline.
. . but.lt made no difference now. He
The tie, that binds s bad for the had lost the race, he felt sure, and he
hetith. had no heart to hurry on.
2--- "Don't gve up‘now!” said the cap-
Rommeber that your feet, are your tain of the motorboat. "As long as
sole support., Tr» at 'em rizht,. there is life there U -hope, -you ktow. >•
.. —--- - 3 Wh v. our Hv nil sms 1 ave .tha arel)
Fewer clotheH^nd l< s to cat 1k A thingghagpen iheiii thAt hasljust
sure cure or mb klyajoa. " -- , happened to you.”
.----- I -Oh, not They aren't such chumps
The man who buys bootleg wars as not to look over their machines
will buy no Doots for L.s wife to wear, before starting. I never was so heed-
WINNIE WINKLE, THE BREADWINNER. Winnie Gives the Kid a Hint
During the Democratic senatorial contest which came to its close
Saturday, there was much discussion of statutes and practices govern-
ing our party primaries. It is to be hoped that the interest aroused,
will be production of needed reforms—that, with the run-off decided,
disinterested consideration of our primary system may. lead to im-
proved operation under simplified rules.
Our existing primary laws are clearly products of the generally
prevalent view that nomination by our leading party is equivalent
to election; but, in construing such laws, the courts hold that primaries
are not the elections contemplated by our constitution. If the court
view had been more often held in mind by our legislators, we should
have been spared much confusion. 163 legislature, however, has
been impressed by the power of the dominant party and has multiplied
rules for primaries. As a result, jumbled theories of voters' and
candidates' rights and parties' powers figure in every party campaign.
The most extreme contentions are advanced, as to duties as well as to
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wy Peroou firm or corporation which appears in the columns of this paper
will be gladly corrected if called to the attention of the pubjlshers,
MEMBER OF THB ASSOCIATED PNE88.
Mrs Gordon Green, Huntington.
Ohio, is one of the two women river
pilots in the United States She and
her husband are expert river pilots,
Mrs Green. In nearly twelty-flve years'
work on the river, hea never had an
accident. Mr. and Mra Greer own
four boata, one for each member of the
family.
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