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TUESDAY, MARCH 26, 1918.
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nearness of a counter offensive against the Germans.
This is certain to come as soon as the German drive
.s halted and the enemy, drawn into the open and
' weakened by heavy losses, may be attacked with ad'-
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the church an guard of honor to the
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“So night is grandeur to our dust,
So near is God to man,
When Duty whispers low, 'Thou must.’
The Youth replies, ‘I can.’ "
Here are three Ahinkn-on- the cleaning
of a light-colored cloth dress that may
be of use to you: i
Take a lump of common salt and lay
it on A paper in the oven till warm
Place the dre®vOD the table, then break
off a piece of salt and rub the dress tilt
the salt is soiled. Repeat this till the
dress looks clean. Theo hang it on a
elothenlin and brush with a clean
brush.
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vent sleeping on one's back.
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THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPEN
By GENE BYRNES
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
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THE CENSORSHIP AGAIN.
First brush the ress free from dust.
If there are any grease marks, put a
sheet of blotting paper under, and one
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How the “Humors” of the
Blood Depend on the Glands
By DR. LEONARD KEENE HIRSHBERG
A. B., M. A., M. D. (Johns Hopkins University)
FOR YOUR SCRAP-BOOK,
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tape or adhesive plaster. Every time
you fall over on the back the spools wir
automatically make you change he pos.
tion without awaking you.
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To eave wool for the needs of the sol-
Mters two yards nf dress material is to
be the vogue. It will not be as Akimpy
as it sounds, for the material will be 54
inches wide, with the width of the goods
used for the length of the dress.
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_A—A gentle massage with a aterllked
piece of absorbent cotton or chamois,
followed by the application of a little
pasta made up of the following wirn
help:
over the grease marke. and press with
A hot iron Make a paste with fuller's
earth and cold water, then lay the
paste on the staina and let it remnin
until dry. Brush off with a soft brush,
and the stains will have disappeared.
If the dress needs pressing, lay a damp
cloth over it and press well with i
warm iron. Then hang the dress out
in the air.
Dissolve four ounces of washing soda
ht one quart of boiling water. When
dissolved, add one moerate-sized ox
gall. Lay the garment to bo cleaned on
a table, nnd with a sponge wetted in
the liquid rub well tho grease spots
first, and then the whole garmen'.
When suffelently rubbed, go ever it
again with a sponge dipped in clean
cold water. Shake and hang out to the
atr to dry. While still slightly damp,
press it on the wrong side with a warm
iron. Clothes cleaned in this way look
almost equal to mw.
for W omen. ‘The
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CAPITAL PRINTING COMPANY
(Correspondence of Associated Press )
LONDON. March 7—“Tin millinery"
is now being exhibited in the windows
of Loondon hat shops- Recognition of
l he protective value of the shrapnel
helmet has led to an increasing de-
mand for this form of headgear.
Several firms of outfitters now in-
clude “tin hats” as part of their reg-
ular stock and one large London house
advertises helmets both for men and
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or reputation of any person, firm or corporation.
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whole anatomy, especially th® sexual
glands, often accompanies this.
Gantism, on the other hand, attends
reverse changes on the pituitary gland
ais0 named the hypophysis. Jumbos
or men and women, the kind pictured
in fairy stories, are found to have dis.
orders In this gland, and an excessive
creation of the pituitary humors.
It is to be seen from these facts that
humors, when understood to be “hor-
mones” or substances made in the
slans, are real things with defiHite
power over the moods, humor. aisp0s2
man temperament and diseases of
.Answers to Health Questions;
C.W. Q-Please let me know what
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A helpful Remedy for
Gonstipationand Diarrhoea:
and Feverishness and ,
loss of Sleep
resulting therefrominlasan"
FacSirte Sinatureof
strolling down the narrow way," by the aid of which
hint about 50,000,000 people in the United States, not
to mention the enemy, can identity a famous nation!
guard regiment. And all tills stuff passed the censors.
The censorship is a strange thing .
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(El Paso Herald.)
The War Department has eliminated home addresses
from casualty lists in order to prevent the enemy from
identifying the units on the front line. But press cor-
respondents at the front are cabling the fact that .Massa-
chusetts and other New England troops are in a certain
sector, and the Official Bulletin recently gave the
names of all the units comprising that particu-
lar division. The correspondents also state that Ohio
troops are in a certain place and that in the Lunevilie
sector is “an Irish regiment,” members of which “a
Unluckily, however, a myriad of researches made by zoologists, physi-
ologists and experimental psychologists now multiply to prove that the
mental, emotional, temperamental an
iseased states of man now known
to be largely con trolled by and depeno,
•nt upon the fluid® and suhsten,e8
which flow along with and are disDve"
Beet Medicine for Constipation.
Mrs. Charles Crim, Charleston, Hb,
states that Chambeilain’s Tablets are
the best medicine for constipation that
sne han ever used. There are hun-
dreds of others who are of the same
Membere of Lonon’s girls' fre brig-
ade receutly marched in Tull uniform to
mA Apply J liete or the following to
the Teet each night; s
Ichthyol................. 1 .
Tannic acid........... " 1 dram
Benzoin............. ! dram
Rosewater......... ......... ! dram.
cTak: Internally two teaspoonrss ot
comppund,zyrup orhypophosphites
Mater at bedtime. In severe caseo pg.
> . t ----- -3 put in bed with feet
| clovatedand toes wrapped with cotton
i wool. Afassage la berenciail Calcium
lactate in 16-grain doses, three or four
times a day, may also help.
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The glands, such as the thyroid,
spleen,’ adrenal®, pituitary and lymphat-
ics are not the only ones which mae
these strange humors. There is the
pancreas,wtth a,wrlst-watch-like chan-
nel to extend from the left side of the
abtomen to the right side, where it
empties into the “duodepum or loop
of intestine linked to the atomash
Some Glandular Duties.
Th 1s opening carrfes the fluids or hu-
Other Strang Effects.
When the thyroid is absent or def-
cient in its output the humors necessary
to buoy the individual with trembling
hope and faith are gone. Depresslon,
stupid stobdity and apathy take the
place of elert nens and intelligence.
When the thyroid becomes a cataract
ana overfows its boundaries, tremors,
palpitation, bulging eyes, fer an jrom-
bling assert themselves. Enlarged al-
atomically, the thyroid becomes a
goltie; if the eyeballs protrude also
frog tashlon this is called exophthalmdd.
If the pituitary gland—a little torpedo-
shaped gland which hangs like a pear
from its stalk beneath the brain-1s ab
■out or diseased there may be a dwarf
instead of a fulle ala ad man. with a cor-
responding infantile iaposition nnd de-
meanor. Undeveloped structures of the
PAPER DELIVENY,
toninanager to either phone lid.______
(Philadelphia Public Ledger.)
In the rush of the physical events of the war, which
take on new aspects of horror every day, the purely
philosophical is apt to get short shrift, and yet when
the Kaiser tells the world that Germany is winning
its way on account of the “categorical imperative” or
Kant, it is plain that there are other things in the war
besides the actual fighting. Naturally the Kaiser can
quote Kant as pure cant, as many quote the Scriptures,
eInce the famous rationalizing philosopher of Kenigs-
berg, in East Prussia, said so many things that it is
not difficult to bolster up even Imperialism at its worst
by an appeal to his dogmas. But, of course, what the
Kaiser was after in his quoting of Kaul's “categorical
imperative” was to impress on all Germany that un-
reasoned obedience to the ''hollow voice” of the “moral
law” which exacts unconditional response, is the thing
that he and his war lords stand for today. For the
Kaiser, arrogantly believing that his conception of what
is right must be the law for Germany and Germans, in-
evitably expects the nation to follow* out the Kantian .
formula and to say “I will” and “I can” when the
Kaiser tells them the predestined plan of German domi-
nation says “You must.”
As all will remember, the Kantian doctrine in its
higher moral and spiritual form was started by Emer:
son—who, with Carlyle and so many of the English
and American intellectuals, was quite as Kantian as
he was early inclined to Oriental wisdom—in the fa-
miliar quatrain:
S ALGOHOL-S PER CELT-
8 AVc4elaWehep*f»tio«faM
b similtingtheFdod ly
SSSSS Bears the
1s to break the power of the Gernan war machine. The
bells of Berlin, be their tones ever ao merry, are ringing
the knell of thousands of men sacrificed in vain efforts
to win a struggle which will never be won by Germany.
What Harry Lauder has called ’’the gray walls of allied
cannon” still stand between the Kaiser and his ambi-
tion, and those Berlin bells are but pealing a prelude
to the dirge of Hohenzollernism.
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Bays the El Paso Herald. “Home Congressmen will
seek re-election on their records and some of them on
Woodrow Wilson's record.” That goes for others than
Congressmen, too.
Boll one pound of rice in a gallon of
water, and when quite noft pour Into
a washtub and leave till lukewarm, and
then put in tho chinta covers, and rub
with th® rce instead of using soap.
Rinse in cold rice water, put straight
through the mengle, and Jiang up to
dry; then iron. They will look like new.
hce. For Buaing _________
mor. to aid tn the digestion. Tho pan-
creatic juice, so-called. 1. stirred to tor:
rential proportion. It the blood which
traverses tho panereas contains par-
ticles or WuMs trom the pineal thyroid,
pititarx. edrengis or other glanda:
When a men’s mood is violent and
angry it is known that the thyroid
gland in contrast to the pancreas. is
working overtime-to pour forth its con-
fections into the blood stream.
When the* tempef Is overwrought with
blood pressure high it is often said in
test or sarcasm that a person is in a tfents should be
sweet humor.’’ The adrenal glands.,-’
nuu. marshmellow-like nests, of tissue
.bov. he kianrye. are In thls Instanes
the humor factorles. stranse to ear. ,
the humor or hormones sent.out.by
them actually do sweeten th® blood In
tneTetrort16"sweeten tho disposition
the highly tense indivldual
if the blood of a highly emotlonal per-
.on I, anal, ihere wIII be found
stranse humor® present, sugar released
from it, gtorehouses ln the ntver and
muscied and other commodities un-
TaNhe from 1110 humor raetorles of the
thyroid, apieen, hlle roll. panerean:
aarenals, pineal, parathyrolda, P *'
tarles, lymphatics and th® UK®.
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opinion. ‘Thes
Real “Tin Hats” Worn
In Shrapnel-Shy London
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teKrts "ones
Eigorlui Rooms. New Phono 14%,
BocHty Eltor, Old Phono 1245.
oclet Editor, New Phono it®. ___
' Eatered as second doss matter st the pogtozcic at Aus-
, tin. Texas, under tbs act of Congrem or March A till.
In the German offensive the British have been
thrown back, in some places almost to the line they
occupied before the Somme battles, but at other places
they have held fast, with the result that the German
push is taking the form of a wedge. To widen this
wedge was the object ol the Germans in several heavy
attacks reported today.- At present they have made
a salient wbich dhay be very dangerous to them when
the counter offensive comes.
It would lie Eoolish to minimise the seriousness of
the German drive, but it may be a source of satisfaction
to realise that it has not resulted in such gains as tfe
enemy seems to have expected. It should be remem-
bered, too, that the German objective is not merely
the gaining of ground, but the crushing of the opposing
forces. Von Kluck advanced further in 1914 than the
line reached in the present drive and failed to accom-
plish his aims. As was the case then, the best strategy
of the Allies now is to retire whenver retirement serves
to keep their forces intact and to prepare forthe strik-
ing of a rigorous counter-blow on one flank or another
of the advancing enemy. Had Joffre, in 1914, elected
to defend the cities and towns now being fought
through, lie probably would have had large numbers
of his troops Isolated and eventually captured in the
places in which they had shut themselves up. By keep-
ing the field he saved France, although the enemy ad-
vanced to the very gates of Paris.
Unless the allied armies are cut in two the German
offensive must be considered a failure. By the Ger-
mans themselves it is regarded as a "grand stroke”
to win the war, and even the Germans must realize
that such a "grand stroke" can not be considered suc-
cessful if Jt result merely in the winning of ground
and the re-establishmen of old battle lines.
The telegrams of the Kaiser and the seir-congratu-
lation of Von Hindenburg are mockeries so aocr as
the Allies maintain a continuous battle front from the
sea to the Swiss mountains, behind which front re-
serves m y be gathered for the coming offensive, which
e tablets are casy to
agreetble in effect.
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CheerfutnessandBestGantaias ° “
neither Opum,Morphine no
Mineral. Not Narcotic
There I® believed to be an abundance
of gol in tho Arctic, but except on the
Yukon, and to a lesser extent within
Arctic Siberia. it has not yet been ex-
ploited to any appreciable extent.
Bill
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Dr. Hirehberff tolll answer qusstona
for readers of this paper on medical,
kgpicnic and aantfation eubfecte that are
of general intereat. He cannot aheape
undertake to preactibe or offer advice
for ndividual cases. Where the subject
is not of general interest lettero will be
■ answered personallp, if a stamped and
■ addressed envelope (a enclosed. Addreas
ALL 1NQV1K1K8 to Dr. L. K. Hirsh.
• berp, care this office.
POLLY AND HER PALS
( ODD iaa INTERESTING FACTS
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MY VRKISN B4l‘LL Aity
smmifhou1
Mukh)
as much as the male headgear. 1 lie
difference in price being* due to the
fact that the ladies’ helmets are fitted
with a superior lining and have a
jaunty little nob on the top
While Kant worked out the idea that the individual
must act according to the command of the moral law
by necessity and not as a mere matter of "ifs" and
"buts by advice and invitation, be by no means car-
ried his theory into the extreme idea that the state
or its head should represent the determining moral
compunction, as the Kaiser sets it out. Kant’s impera-
tive was an imperative of the individual conscience af-
fected by the universal moral law with which neither
Kaiser nor King could tamper. And Kant would be
the first to le horrified that the Kaiser should apply
his Ideal of morals and spirituality and the duty of
every on ) to obey the moral intuitions to the horrors
of a world war justifying Germany's aggreselon as a
sort of predestined thing from which there is no escape,
approved by the moral conscience of the nation, if not
by the world.
W IUMORS in the blood” belong to the time when
I I there were owlish discourses on phlegm, yellow
bile or choler, and black bile, the cardinal humors
to which distempers or the mind and the anatomy wore
traced and much of our language as to human dispo-
sitions. temperaments and diseases were laid at the door
of an excess of the one or the other.
One person is said to be phlegmatic, another melan-
cholic, others-choleric, bilious, full of spleen or venom.
Thoee who are sanguine are of good blood and kind
hearted. The very words on your lips bespeak the
physiology of yesteryear and its emphasis upon the
humors of man.
Fullers earth................ 4 drams
Glycerine.................... 3 drams
Vinegar...................... 2 drams
The Kaiser is “leading” the Germans in their of-
fensive-from a point miles behind the battle line ant*
carefully safety-zoned.
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The Duke of Portland is said to be the “only ducal
teetotaler." He should call himself the “Duke of No-
Port-Land.”
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