Humble Bee (Baytown, Tex.), Vol. 02, No. 06, Ed. 1 Wednesday, May 10, 1922 Page: 3 of 4
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Hl PlCCSSUTC Puffs FIRE! “BUZZ FROM THE MACHINE SHOP”
-- What mean this lurid burst of flame, STRAYED—From Machine Shop,
Any trillings or warblings yo may — hat meets our startled eyes? one assistant master mechanic. Last
hear coming from the pressure stills H8S0 £ eat the Pressure Stills seen wanderin; around Worthington
may be attributed to Mr. Baynesmusi- been "atted to the skies? pumps and finished.oil pumphouse;
cal proclivities. In this instance , he 5- S6 100 smoker, has a match answers to name of "Mr.Fixit." Find-
has brought down two pounds of bird m-nto the gas been tossed? er may keep same, Mechanical Dept,
seed to make coffee with, it will no 1 nat we should press our eyelids tight offers no reward.
doubt, make a rare and exhilirating T For fear our sight be lost. ------
beverage, -Sthelast trump” about to sound? Spring is here. Pop Bracken turn-
______ Is this the judgment fire / ed out with a possum grin on his face
I, . . I bat sends the wicked down to hell, wearing his remodled Bangkok
We noted with interest what Mr. Ar1 takes the good up higher? ______
sirrgang.50 We X^no^ed pras"ne Bensomeningdwtnis taansat ' .Monroe Smith say suhacan remem
■ mcan 188 om " aRags wrpolng a smanS
• -L.B. Corey. . -----
reading Ring Lardner and emulate , . ' . Lon Evard says the days are grow-
some more worthy contemporary Mr. Brinton was enjoying the con- 1n8 longer. Sure, Don, the stuff is
______ . versation of Mr. “Booker T.” Herding harder to get now.
Wp . n a tour of inspection through the ——----------—
tunitv teacantage ofthis oppor- plant when our “expert picker” grab-“A WARNING TO WICKED MEN.”
e - 10 exPress our condolence to bed Mr. Brinton bv his arm ann ,°1
Stewrt "Percy" Coleman who is suf- ed. “Look at those birds at dsou 1 know that 1 won’t have a ticket,
fering from gout. We hear that his tators heat 'em uo" ‘ the ag But under my wife's petticoat
malady is due to the extravagantly : — St. Peter I’l pass at the wicket,
rich cafeteria menu. . .. ~ And startle the choir with my notes,”
_____ Wrong again, Wilscr; we were only he boasted.
We also understand B. C. Morgan is givinvs11 14 and 15 a fresh coat o: Up yonder the ci™ discovered he’d
suffering from gout-he must have P .. reascn to mourn.
been barreling for private consump- , Her clothes had grown fewer and
tion some extra fine “pale oil” Dick Richardson was strolling down thinner,
-____ ' Fannin Street all dressed up, straw And petticoats weren’t being worn.
n bat and everything; when a jitney--------—
ur. Western civilization must be driver rushed up to him and yelled, According to Mr. English, the ma-
( um mmg when i becomes necessary "Baytown, Gcose Creek, Goose Creek,” chine shop is a continual shimmey,
ior a model young men like Boney end spoiled, the rest of a perfect day, but he will attend to that in time.
J a mer to carry a rifle with him while Darned inconsiderate we call it * ------
dining at one of our leadin; cafes. ------ ' The Pep Committce wants novel
. In hold’nz down expenses in the suggestions for HUMBLE DAY. We
g.a ta ewmore runs on the plnner Ccmpounding Department, they got suggest that instead of firing a can-
eistein, Crawford and Jagou are go- down to one pencil. non to start celebrations that “John
ii g to take examinations for steam en- Goo! Goo! Warren ar.l Can Ren Bunny” Reinhart make one of his
gineer’s certificates. Bielstein claims Morgan get hold of it at P-sBme graceful. (?) dives. In this way there
hegcanmake more stem from water, tme in trying to use both ends; Cap. will be more noise an 1 Baytown will
-4g CrowfnrJ ec an Tke more noise, en sprained his wrist pretty badly, get full credit for it.
claims he makes it puff but is improving some. ------
----- If about the plant you should find
— ~~ U,, v i • many sheets of foolscap, closely figur-
George White says he is going to dy,. yn .P oudly displaying ed upon, don’t think it is someone try-
buy Dick Walker an ear trumpet. He- p ° his 8l3dolias: . . ing to total the allied war debt. It is
avers that he (George) is acquiring* the , -on t tulips grow in this merely T. R. (Terrible Reginald) Eng-
voice of a strawberry merchant from country: I have never seen any down lish; trying to dope out the way to
paging litte Richard—that his hyo- here... , T reaching Mr. Abbott’s office without
glcssus muscles are becoming "strong —addy Bayne I don’t know that I passing Boss Powell’s.
as iron bands.” ° ever saw any here, but they grow fine ______
------ in Jersey. Since Mother Bayne has been feed-
We have started preliminary nego- ------ ing the pressure still crew on "bird-
tiations in an effort to brinz about a We are pleased to announce that ar seed" they start their shift work in
swap that will change the ownership rangements have been completed and different keys. Sing in their reports
of Mr Bayne’s panama and “Boots” it is now certain that Mr. Humphries in two sharps and are a real melodious
Martin s famous chapeau. is one of the- entries for the Indian- bunch.
apolis Speedway races May 30th. Mr.
Some keep them in the bathroom’ Humphries will drive No. 66 Ford, hav- Weare glad to see the educational
and some keep them in a case but ing made the qualifying speed several activities of Panther Johnson and
George White of the Pressure Stills timesazonz San Jacinto Avenue in this HighPresyresensulatorKelyreThey
carries his under his nose. (Tooth machine _____ work. t0 da s55" on "ndeaten
brush.) j . __ _ j x Can be seen on Sundays and holi-
■’ --t WANTED One good parrot or days, riding around with some mem-
Remember while you are young that phonosraph, that can say "Good ber of the kindergarten class.
the time will come when you will be Mornins, to workmen between 6 a. m. __
old end in the way. This is true of a and.8a manApplyt"Dad"Wilkerson, Fond of frog legs? Call 65. There
well known Willys Knight of Baytown, ’ intost . are several noted frog hunters in there,
who has departed for parts unknown, j. W. Powell says he expects to spend
i nd in his place stands Dorris, a bright The advance representatives of the his vacation frogging instead of visit-
classy maiden, a new member of Mr. mosquito tripe have arrived in Bay- ing home folks in Georgia.
Layne’s family. Daddy Bayne assures town. Better place that order for ------
us that he will take no man.’s dust from mosquito-lotion and bars now. Don’t Dron in at the main pump house for
D3W on. o delay. birthday presents.
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Newkirk, A. T. E. Humble Bee (Baytown, Tex.), Vol. 02, No. 06, Ed. 1 Wednesday, May 10, 1922, newspaper, May 10, 1922; Baytown, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth1481748/m1/3/?q=score+-federal+-%22air+force%22+-military+-photograph+-weekly: accessed July 3, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Sterling Municipal Library.