The Rice Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 64, No. 9, Ed. 1 Thursday, September 16, 1976 Page: 11 of 12
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Pseudojocks vie for intramural glory: Part II
This year's intramural
football season is now
underway, affording frustra-
ted Jack Tatums a chance to
release their energies bn
something besides the
commons.
Already a controversial call
has occured, but the dispute, if
one could call it that, is settled.
The referee, "Phildo"
Rosegrant, SRC social
chairman and coordinator of
the Ruskies, called a roughing
the passer penalty on a Jock
Itch defender and also ejected
him. The pass was intercepted.
The referee ruled that since the
penalty occured before the
interception the Anomalous
Resistance retained posses-
sion and got penalty yardage.
Dr. David Minter, Master of
Baker College, reportedly
became upset and disagreed
misclasslfieds
We are back
and better than ever
THE LOFT
SRC 504-506
* * *
To Silva M.C. graduates:
Hanszenite Jimmy Avery
needs your help badly. For
further info, call Dale 526-7613
or Allen, Charles 526-3974.
* * *
For all those dicks down at
Will Rice who can't find
theirs—get a bigger search
light! SRC
with the call, saying the Jock
Itch should get possession and
then have penalty yardage
marked off against them. The
Jock Itch later went on to lose
the game 19—13.
After the game was over,
Jock Itch said they were
protesting the game. This is
what is called procedural
error. A protest must be made
right after the play in
question. The next day,
someone went down to talk
about the play with J.R.
Barker, the man responsible
for the intramural program.
He did not bring his protest in
writing, another error. The
foul was not a dead ball foul,
according to the referees, so
the whole argument was
wrong in the first place.
Twenty-four hours have
expired since the game, so the
To the piano player in Sewell
Hall on Monday 9/13/76 at
9:15 PM:
Did you really try to play
Bali Hai, or was it just my
imagination?
"The Whistler"
* * *
Encyclopedia Americana, 30
volumes with 5 year books
1955/1960, cheap. 781-0864
point is moot.
In other play: It was SRC I
18, Off 8; Combine 14, Machos
6; and Demolition Inc. 7,
Bearded Clams 6, in the
Freshman league.
Monday, the Lemmings
grounded NROTC 13—0 and
99'ers clipped Leather Balls
24-18. Tuesday, the Reactiva-
ted Sludge burned the Bush
Leaguers 21-12 and the
aforementioned Anomalous
Resistance won 19-13.
Track—The Rice University
Cross Country team, coached
by Steve Straub, opens the
1976 season with a dual meet
against Lamar University,
Saturday, September 18 at
Memorial Park in Houston.
The meet begins at 11:00 a.m.
Ted. A. should have
stoned for that article,
maybe he already was .
been
or
DOOHESBURT
NOTICE: Openings for
cheerleaders (female) for
freshman intramural football
team. Now's your chance to be
the P.T. you never in high
school. Many fringe benefits.
Call Roy at 526-3365 for more
information (or whatever).
* * *
D.D.
I've recuperated from the
shock that someone might
give a damn about me. If you
want to, let's work things out.
Leo the Lion
governor, iuiould
like. to recommend to
j you the adoption of a
{ ten-point prosperity
d program. first,
g i ujould- \
UM-WELL, '
ACTUALLY. THAVS
ELSE YOU ALL I BROUGHT
GOT? WITH ME.
mr.rumsey, i pont ■*
think you understand.
iumt a program that
rbflecjs the broad as-
pirations of theamer!
can people, notthe,
enumerated spe-
cifics of social
engineers!
<S87Zt«taa
uhen you meet mr.
ford in debate NEXT H/EEH,
i'd guard against tub
atmospherics. "love?and
'commission"are not is-
sues lit th which points
are made. \ _
there is no love
in abortions, no cmms-
ston in embargoes.' but
they are social reaimes!
the presipent can only
benefit if you
in unfocused
positions!
wu8e
jd/nin6 us
in a urns
softball.
wont you,
mr.rumsey?
/
HA/EYOU
HEARD A
mo I SAID,
GOVERNOR?!
/
governor,
if i may
just add
a note of
warning...
mi, mr.
rt/msey tve
i certainly
- appreciated
YOUR COUN-
SEL Wffi.
THIS IS CRAZY!
WHAT AM I
HERE!a
©
hey, out there!
pretty big
hole in YOUR.
glove.i
I'M USED TO
hardball, times have
governor.'. changed, mr.
\ rumsey!
and will be preceeded by a
multi-team high school meet.
Rice, one of the perennial
cross-country powers in the
southwest, will field a young
team, returning one junior,
Larry Nettles, and no seniors.
Coach Straub rates the
freshmen and sophomores as
having as much potential as
any team he has ever coached.
Fledgling Owls Mike Novelli,
from Houston Strake Jesuit,
and Marty Froehlich, a
Houston Stephen F. Austin
product, have been consistent
leaders so far this year.
1976 will be a rebuilding
year for the Owls with the loss
of two-time Ail-American Jeff
Wells. However, this year's
team shows as much potential
talent as any Owl team in
history.
The Rice Women's Cross
"This is completely off the
track, but not totally."
Sandy Havens
Thea 301, 9/14
* * *
Male grad student desires
female roommate to share one-
bedroom apartment. Galleria
area. Share food expense and
household duties only. Call
Moo at x4909, 8:30-12M.
* * *
To all Wiessmen:
What ever happened to the
Wiess growl?
A Disappointed Brown
College
* * *
Here comes the truth.
* * *
There are nine schools in the
SWC.
—5 are state schools
—3 are church schools
and 1 is a university.
* * *
People of B & J, wondering
why you're sitting at home
every weekend? We can put it
in one word—ATTITUDE!
Star Gazer, HBHappy
* * *
To my "advisors" Glenn and
Sheldon—Thanks for all the
"help" in Hearts, guys! I'll do
the same for you sometime!
B & W TV for sale. It works.
Call x3203 and ask for Lin or
795-5280 evenings.
* * *
Many thanks to the partici-
pants in the Viking table at
Brown last week. Now, what
do you do with a drunken
Viking?
♦ * *
You mean you don't know?
♦ * *
"Someone's got to be the dumb
one in here... and I guess it has
to be me."
Dr. I.M. Duck
Phys 301, 1:13, 9/14/76
* * *
Student: "But we tried Green's
function, and it wouldn't. . ."
Dr. Duck: "BULLSHIT!
Goddam nit, I KNOW Green's
functions work."
Dr. I.M. Duck
Phys 301, 2:21, 9/14
Country team will also open its
season in September with its
first intercollegiate meet evei
scheduled for September 25.
Soccer Results
Aug. 28 — SFA - Cancelled.
(SFA — no team)
Sept. 4 — Lamar - 3-3 tie. Rice
blew off the first half and
got behind 3-0 before beat-
ing their balls off for a 3-3
tie in the second half.
Sept. 11 — A & M — 2-2 Rice.
Aggie goalie makes a
desperation dive at a drib-
bling Rice shot and tips it
in for the margh. Aggies
very P.O.'d
Sept. 18 — Rice plays studs
to UH this Sat. at UH.
Sept. 25 — Next home game
against Lamar.
"I am not amused."
Dr. Bill Wilson
10:00am, 9/13
* * *
"The notion of making laws
through voluntary participa
tion in democratic institutions
is not even inconsistant with
the insistence that disobed-
ience is justified whenever the
consequences of disobedience
are on the whole more
beneficial than those Gf
obedience. This is so because a
promise can be a meaningful
promise even if an appeal to
the consequences of perform-
ing the promise can count as a
sufficient reason for not
performing the promise."
Philosophy 101
* * *
Guitar lessons, $7/hour (going
rate is $15/hour). Call Lee, 526-
5469 (the phone works now!)
* * *
I am sick and fucking tired of
the "Hm!"s in Engi.
* * *
Saved from the censors in the
nick of time.
* * *
Hobbit/Thief: You must really
like to play with dragons in
dungeons. Kinky!
* * *
Alan—
There's one thing you
haven't learned yet, and that
is to share. Try it, you'll like
it! as the saying goes.
K.
* * *
VISCOSA is organizing a
male/female encounter
service. Interested females
should call either 528-8596 or
528-8075 TONIGHT from 8:30
to 10:00 for more info.
* * *
Dear Screwing Bitches:
Who in hell do you think you
are, spreading god-damned
lies about me? And like the
true gutless leeches you are,
you've been doing it behind my
back. Now listen you worms,
either get your spineless
bodies up to my room and
confront me, or just hope that I
never find out who you are;
because if I do, your faces will
be as slimy as your cracks.
The Scapegoat
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McFarland, Carla. The Rice Thresher (Houston, Tex.), Vol. 64, No. 9, Ed. 1 Thursday, September 16, 1976, newspaper, September 16, 1976; Houston, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth245300/m1/11/: accessed May 5, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Rice University Woodson Research Center.