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POUR
TEMPLE DAILY TELEGRAM, TEMPLE. TEXAS, THURSDAY MORNING, DECEMBER 21,1«2.
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temfu nit num
umbek or thk associated press
Th« Anoclatet! Pre»s t« eiclnsirt'.y «r-
Utled to the use fur republication of all
Mirt dispatches credited to It or not other-
w!»» credited In thi» paper, and tUo the
Iec*l new* publUhe'* herflu.
DAILY TELEGHAM Established 150?
DAILY TRIBUNE Eetahllshed till
(ConeullUaiC'l Januaiy U1C.)
KXETI TH E STAFF;
*. K. WILLIAMS General Unnagpr
I'HAS. VV. INGRAM Miwvflng Kditor
W. W STEPHEN'S ..BusineM Manager
K. COHEN Ad»ertUln« Manage:
SHRSCKIITION PRICE:
Dally and Sunday, per year (by mail). .*5 00
IWIIy and Sunday, per year (by earner! C.00
Dai!* id Sunday, per ironth (hy m*ii) ,6(1
Daily :;inl Sundaj, per month (by can kr) ,C<>
Tele|>huif«:
Nt** .,n.l Clrculati-jii Department! and rtusi-
>m -K tiff ice '>'<
Ad*, rl.ting Department
FuMiahed every mcrnlr.ff eneert M-v.irc
by the Telegram Pub!idling Oiv, <!:»• ' K
K. 11 illhuua. prMlM. l t.
Fntf', J it the p^toffi.» in Temp , 'J. \ .
t»ctot.. r, I*07, a* sreuiM • ihss mail »■!•»». i.
Uidti tbe Act of Cong"' *» March S. 1VS,
Offioi of Publlf litoi! r.O Slid
A\r.■ i«■ A. Temple, 'l.xi!.
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'IVir.p'e Daily T'
the Audit Pureau i
w !• a r..' i" r of
O-' ii! Mins.
1 r,happily, tin- Titrks do not r. .
(sariiy s'lhseritM id tbe doctrine' oi
pen. <- vii earth. P'"'it "in " ■
Si'im "f the .«• re'-Mrs h< «"n. >.• i <>
.i).:'.so • tha■ ! i ■ iHitt il si- ••.
p. . ii • i mirt is not in > 11.1 tit a It.
Jer.
l.o our ehrit.li'.a* shoppie
I Ml".I ,iS ) on 11. If >011 l\ .
lexxii try to do yum trading • >i
the inortiini? and i;ixv he nn
jn rs ,i i hance !.• t. r 'in tin
h'tps X oil, it lit i. - 'be- e'i* ri. .
),' !j.:i the rural si ■, )■ j.i ri«.
Ti . proposed ;i! 11':It'll'i.'IIt
/:.Ml 11 >' issnaii' . i . '.'X ex. • 1
« ul iti's is driviin. at a good
b'.t ;s Roing abon i it in tl:<
• 1 ir> t•«>n. Tax . \> nipt secu;:'
fi' . "-ti:-< for in' Alio av. .>
< : t (" 111, hill I • illlllvill.I -
;.r at do to pax lavs. lit• i \
j. • .-ill/PS thin, . i'" i . v .-ry I ii n I
; t.(. i.iti'S the fa. r th.it ii 11.- s.
ri-t want a fi .j. ral amrniiiii'
the blackest days of mediaeval Eu-
rope has a proposal more astounding
been put forward than that in which
the Turks at I«tusannc liave Insisted
that the Christian inhabitants, their
goods, their chanties and their
chatties and their churches, be lian-
tshed from the homes which they
have occupied for many years.
"The World War has dealt many
blows to the Orthodox Eastern
church, but few could be greater than
the expulsion of its patriarch from
Constantinople. The greatest loss It
has so far sustained has been Hie vir-
tual destruction of (he Russian church
and the substitution in its place of a
church made to ordt r by the bolshe-
vists. It is 1>,\ no mean* certain that
the Orthodox cl jreh in Hussia will
pot r< liorn, and enjoy a prestige
and wield an Influence etui greater
than heretofore; lint this is an event
that ii.'s in the broad bosom of the
futnr". Tin r.ivagt s «>. war else-
ivheri ha v. .It alt barsblv with t b.
Kastorn .'hun h. but this. damap'
can bt- much linn. .asily r>iiair.'l
than iium in Kossia. The (Jrtlioilox
ihlirchis in ilouniaiiia. in the old
list r inn-11 ungur>. in Seivin and in
(in'.' h.'m ail !'. it he pinch of
war; but th.-r. lias lu.it no violent,
evert urn as then has bon iti ltus-
s;a."
Tiu: MiiiId shmhi'is to think "f
tin dati^rs of Titilii.sh fjinatIcisui
Wlien K v.'d.lls solli< Ib«' tragedies
11 .acted in the past. Tens ..f lhoil-
^ands <if 1'hristians ha\.c abead.i fal-
len vi.tiins 'o this i.;iiat.icisiii and
luihdi . lv i,f i bur. hi s 11\ e been de-
sireyed. And their no reason to
In ii' >. ' 11; 11 I hi Turks v.'itM be «, 11 -
isfied v.rli :li" simp!. • .mma! of the
IrK.k pal I i.H'eb.Ill fll'!.i 11, • ■ i i' '■\'-
i\ ii gained ti rntor> Winn on« e tin.
. > '! i iluli i > lei',' r : W' . |i.s the
I'M iIIIi I.I' I!" T'i:ks it is n. t
•asily . In i hi ,|. alii, >iy follow -'.
I h i t i ml
: 11 i i fun
ii,. \
ifiois mi
:.. \ it., i ;• .
II! iH'Ssil.l
wer« sentenced to jail terms of from
one to 100 days.
The Los Angeles convictions follow-
ed * campaign by police magistrates
to curtail accidents, and the harsher
penalties elsewhere evidence a similar
disposition to deal more drastically
with a progressive evil. It is a com-
mendable policy. In the case of au-
tomobile accidents resulting in death
the pui.ishmeut has never been ad-
justed to fit the crime. The time
when It will lie may yet be fur in the
future, but it is encouraging to find
indications (if progress toward It.—
New York World.
body that jest ixcaped And was giad
of it. and we kepp on eating suypir,
b*lng stew with too mutch Jooce and
not enuff dumplings.
FREE FOK ALL
j A ti,
; of Kt
!.li< «,t;
t Iiw I 'I
I lilt ll.i< .
[best ,1
'I'll: I: -
• I I,,
AVe have always viewed with sym-
pathy and approval the club activi-
ties of the women, but their gun
activities alarm us.—Columbia ilec-
ord.
Prohibition lias come to stay. The
people who say It won't last used to
talk the same way about grapefruit
and now tiny like It. Toledo Blade.
A Chicago woman shot Iter hus-
band when he wouldn't to to church.
She was going to get him to heaven
one way or another. Armrlean Lum-
berman (Chicago).
The Turks are the soul of honor.
When they break a jKilnnn pledge they
are willing to make two new ones to
replace it.-— Dallas News.
"What sounds worse than a phono-
graph almost run down?" inquires one
paragrapher. A pedestrian who is
almost run down. Asln villi: Times.
"Silks." says the Fuirchlld News
sen Ice, "will play a most prominent
role lu wonnn's spring apparel.
Crepe continues to be the most prom-
inent." That's what et.ires from all
this husband-shooting business. —
American Lumberman (i 'hieago).
IjrtleBcnnys
HOT Eli STKN (NJRA PH Ell
(By LnIi ,Ktua)
Note
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ElMTtMil \l4 ill THE l>.\\
a si.11
'ill. s
0 w i
"Well, what an' you expecting for
Christinas?" asked the House De-
(. ctlve,
"Kelly. I never pay mueli attention
to Christmas presents," replied the
Hotel Stenograjiher.
"Don't you expect some of these
Johns you have been dancing your
young life away with to come across
and let you know how much the.\ love
\ ou ?"
"Kelly, It aiu' the presents a guy
makes to a skirt that shows her how
mueli he loves her. It may show-
how niwch money he makes or how
far he is willing to go into debt, but
it ain't any criterion of how much he
cares about lor.
"Any woman vt ho watches the big
things to set how much a man cares
for her is a simp. It's the little things
that tell the tale. The average man
makt s a woman a present like he pays
his d. hts ami if he is a good sport,
lie will come across like one.
"Hut when it comes to deciding
whether a man is the real thing you
got to keep your eyes lowered and
watch the little things he does.
"if he Jumps to get your handker-
chief, if he watches to see that you
always get a chair, If he Is on the Job
hustling for your part of the refresh-
ments, if 1*' is string to it that you
don't get into a draft wh»>n you ain't
got a wrap on, if he is kind of care-
ful to stand in front of you and make
a .screen of himself when you cross
your feet, that's the guy you want to
hang on to, and forget whether "lie
st nt > ou anything but a pair of silk
socks, or a half « dozen handker-
. hit fs', at Christinas."
LIFE IS JUST ONE OPERATION AFTER ANOTHER.
V|(K'l,iiio (lit
A - if i hi emnisfh >•)
tin' .Issuance nt' such
." re by al'fic'i'i, u a fit:'
i.f slate i Ui.is- it «*t
t,hp Ktati-'. it" i. isl'.'i,! * :r
... iiwelvhi. ■ ,
mi: Ti tiM v i »:<>;•
eon. nil
1 ry 11
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d
I an.
it's' havA be-
in the name of the I ..\v, j
in .tlii' 11 > i ri't iiniss.il']
f.vl at M:,vj,,iv 1:1.,. s. en
Kuiii.e tha{.sfiiii^ht.-r. .
It. C|U.e-s|H)H. d ti) nsee|f|M|
. (('ealifii'i-l t>i "st"i'Ve ,:is':.jiii!-:
!< ■ >1 p. ! . ;hi f' .—t'lioy
!
■al Texan I
ei'y 11',;' .-
:;) tin |,i .
was i ■
: l st fa as fit
't bight ; i
"• be I tig >.f
I'.e.'tv.i r
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of in.
he TI:
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Ii
i".... obtaa ' : • i
'I now : ■ ' '
aftv and ti . -re I
pi i-vir'iijg iiioti. y hen ii is ' ;. | j
1. he Christ-mas shonpitig.
Tinbeys, perh:-1 -. ("ititto! ■■ I ...
I a is. d ell everx !. -! in. for t. ■ v ln'i t i
■ : 1
1 sit\a wide ran", if tin > -;<• I
t1! I :.t til. > i' 1111lib1 .: i" . ;
l« t-'iown jtr.aill l.ly e -m
i: ' - . lherwis" ihe anno, f ..|
I' V, ell id net 'id up St. I\e :. Til'
i! ..: nd is ahva.vs *-'''od at-UiH Tii'• . •
}i a. hov.tver. and market cdn.li'i'ie.s
'i tu w reflect t' ,t iiriM i!!er.
t 1 t could I.. in,.ikef* ■! ' .p. Uf.
i "• fiiltl
lin ri.lt r
ii 'he
'itsli i.Vii; t pi;'! •
a'.ll J. i■<! r.
• "1 111. ti t r
- a pi 11. wt".
i ■ v i: t i|v: s h -:! I-
:'. ill a IID't.'ii
• nl y pri.-: ii> -e -
i'i'ii'.is'y '!.
I ii" i. fc'Ul in. ti.,„l
..■ .:i] in llli: i
;.ti:e la. cl::;" a fit r i
I'D iiiUliaries,, s,
'■ and . .n.viction i.,
S'UU't I.: !. Till i'i.
to t'C remind, 'i
u:' .putting ii,. n
- : ' hang tlii',!
' i.e. ; tiouLii
irk. as trial by
a pri.p.1 ly . i.n-
i asia Uu plciii
i.t,
op was washing his hands for
sujipir last nite be. ans- lit ft It like
it and I was washing iniiie lie cause
1 had to, and pop sed. Yte tajil?, that
rite, I jest tiiawt fi if it.
Wat. |.on, I i 7 1 st d.
Tills is x ftiti" -iinitbet 's i« 11 Inlay, pop
sed, I" tell you xyat. w'. 'It do, wile
we're eiiling slipper T' ask yon if you
know wat nay il is.-.and yon gess rong
and 111 tell you its your mothers
berthday.
VVich we , xytali ti11\vit :to
pl'itty St.(.:i pop si d, It. 11,iix. | lu t yen
can't gts.- wat day this i-.','
The ntiniv. isitj of tin d!.- n\■ ry of
the wt rid, | s. d.
("ert' lix n..I. pop si d. 'I'i nt may be
i ho!Iid:• x till Mars but errouud
• 'iis part o: the linivers. . Dotit you
know \x.:t day this is? ; ,
The '! • x ti: ■ "harile I't iplin pick-
' lire is going' la lie at t he; lit lie Orarid.
I Sell,
Xuthin-■: like it. pop s- d.
Speekir::.' of da.vs ren
iie'i st d. Ti'.i
ill la illy berth.1:
I'liith pop S' 1.
nt t.iiii' f|\ .' n , .s, tl. Wat
'. i asRTl a lb iin> a'. nlit? sin
ANDHEW \M) l^KXiENE
(By Hue Kulkereon.)
in-:, ,1't.san,! (aiftsart fi atiii in.'
tu in \ e.iiners mure and in or- even
j d with any material effort "n
part of the producers l.i adv. 'i i
[ . oduct a Tiitb h greater denial.a
id ic created for turkey u.e t.
h lis d'mai.d started the pro-
• « xx! i never have cause to wor-
' i' profitable prh e for tlu-H
si"", i: T < ■ ', te'S ' lid' Jan Ii
ti' n up rt a le' hed-wi . ^ ,.e. an.l
hbnling .lid knifing '-.iti to d. atn.
If tSI I.:XVyI :'S v.att h . Ins. i\' tilt
max he s I. i: w n i* tl :s the State':-
I 'av. ful xx.. of (jea'aiig W illi fiien who
I ee. I II fully XX i? il • ht ir fl lloxx
" I • 1 I'' st I lispatch.
1 s,.:;ii thin
! month xx
! Next n
! Yes, d>
i d.l X 111. ;
! S.,1.
| Was 1 asking him?: (> yes, that's
O. bUt :...> K if 1 'loTH fee -' t. wat 1
was thinl'i'. about no" . pop s. d.
And In sh rieil to .look like, soint -
"And we .an iiave Willie Thoma.s[
and Ills wife and the Edgertons and;
Mi's. . , . said lmogene, Settirg down'
the n tims for the Invitations to Iter'
party. She hesitated a jiiOiiieiit. I
"Hut we eann.ot have Mrs. Perkins .-i/1
wt have the Willie Thomases."
"Why not?" asked Andrew. "It > .
ihty severed .fraternal relations?"
"Y»-s," said Imogtne. "They n.
not speaking since that amattiir-
show for. th" In nt fit of the carpel
fund of the church."
"Idsagr'e en tin: color Of tin e-tr-
;n i v"
"No, It was not that," said Iino-
geue; "it was like this;
"Yon set;, Willie nas alxxays ilaiy
bled with inagle stunts and things
like that; pulling rabbits out of poo'-i
sitppir and | pit's hats and silk stockings out, of
bad i p.I'd pockets and sueli things,
and when' we decided to give lib)
vandex ili. fshoxx- fbf the bein fit of ; he
' . i'i" fund xxe put Willie on the
proei.tni for tin nlaKic act.
".Mr--, l'ei'kins did lint wai t hiin to
il<i .his net. far wa gave the sliox. in
th(' churcli and she thought In
ought .not to do card tricks in the
eh.urdi, and tin y had. quite a lot of
j ' .lk ah.,in 11, and finally the ma'tei
was jiut up to the domlnit and in:
11 us. .} to decide it; but tlvc chair-
)
XMA
t
i'mt-.-cleil by i.tstrgc Mallln w \drtllis
very beautiful gown, you Know, one
Of those with pant Is . . "
"Spare nve the: details . .. , ." w .k"
ill A ndr. xv.
"Well, yojl would not UU'.blst •!
anyhow,'' said Jtii<»«fe n», "but it xx,. .,
what you would call a big leagiio
dress and she sat. th» e all eveiinig
and did not applaud a single act, b it
just sniffed and looked &u.ptteiliouslx
tin•• iu!i In :• lorgm Me,
"Willie's','i.ct came light after tin'
interniission, and lie did
lot
or
f fi:
TABLOID TALES
i^ me el
day in :;t
she s< d.
ny thin-s lik" 1 told von about, and
It was really a very 'g.j.'iti perforin-
tlllfe.
"a:c part ef it was WJiftj-c he
xxould ink- a 1-ig i,i .ek ha.ndki n la.
and shoxxii.g (here w,,.> nothing in j',
; lie Vxtjiild I'.al 1' -il d sa. a 'lu k, I'I;!• k
I Chiek' U1;• a ,hen. an.! in egg wOtihl
j roll; oat o! it Into a ,.}'!■>?. Thiii h-
I would fall, the a , . ,1 JU'elt. l:d l.e
: was goil.g to JllKKie It a d b t it f til
! and b, > . i, on a clot ii ll. had fixed
j en the floor, find ev> 'ry one v.mini
laugh-every tin. Ii'- broke one.
"it-seems that, in 15u■ hat he had
' three lipit it Ion eggs load.' out of
! eloth and stafietl w ith .cota.oh, and the
man
if tin
tortainment eoiiinii.it!
I hist time he did the 'n k he V,.i-'
«le. id. d It. Was all right and that| inB f" Ulrow oui """ ,hfl
made Mrs, 1'erkins mad aaal sin,- i > -; (tu x*-
I us'd to sing ill the show.
"T! n wl'n n the night of the p> :'
f.'i ii hu p iti rived slit came to tin
el'itm n drissfd fit to kill in a k ''hick' and lour e.-cs
sli
< i.K and It was
said was just received from Paris, j lnKj
I don't, believe it. w. s, but it was ai ( l;'
i "Will, he got l.ttllid OV»r SOI1H
iihing i-hat did not to right and lu
| wa nt ov r to the Ji.it ml said 'Cluck,
ro!h d
lit ha I.
was u ri
- up
!li
<1
I t Jihi/1 AM> THE (.ni l Iv
I .M'HI \K(H
Tin UoMon Tutnstrlpi lb « x
fh ai'ly s.ts forth the it ha . < siin.i
tion brought about u, t , ... r i„-,s
liy the insistent e ef the T
ll;t •' moval of the Ortt k p
jtic from Const,tiitiiuip;.
"Turkey s insistence th. • :
patriarch be banished fioin C,.,t
t:r:ople is in line with in r th .
lion' that the Ottoman domino.: ;
Hiclti r to none sue those of Me,
faith. The demand is all tin t„,. ,
surprising in that the Creek p.ii ;
tua hafe —an institution that gm h ,,
to tile e;ir)y history of (.'hrisila
Ins stayed in Constantinople time
( the ebb and flow of the stingi
bt 'xxeeii the Crescent snd tiu c ce
As tbe reason for their demand,
Turks .isM rt that the patriar -h ( '
Constantinople has dabbled in
tics .that he has not confined hinis.it
t.d. x to the discharge of his ee. • j
ijsth.tl duties. This obviously is a
si.bonlinute reason. The real purjio.n
of the Turks Is to drive the minority
isees out of Turkey sltorether. and
Hit prwenre of Orthodoi churthmen
tin x f«.ir will eneourare other Chris-
tians to stay In Turkey. Not even in
•'ail fop Speed \ minim ".
If' l- rts ot' p» unf it - imposed on
antomohile offenders by jusMeis in
cities of ti e Mtddl' and far W'tst le
x-eal a growing poiic'. of Si'-verer pa::-
;L h mt ii t In I let I eil speeders a .
-■•nt to a il for terms "f one to fifteen
days, in Lotihviile fines of $2 for
each mile ror hoiir arc imposed by
et'n police .tlgc, Willi jail St llteiic'S
for it.toxic,'|tion. Cltaehind courts
nipt"-e xxeri house sentenecs and r> -
'rl.'ii'e morgue and Imspiial visits. Tin
' itt.i' prat" ep pri vail* also in 1 On
1,1.1,1.os Argi a s, Jm lug tin two
'.tills t 'fig I lee. ", L'Sl pfcrsO'.!
eor.X ic*. d 'f t i : f' ' I. ". x .1 .: " I ■ ..
A, Guest
Her Kind Henri.
The .bar.old Scotchwoman tian i
• ...I mih s ovir the hills to get a boti!
of tlle'di. ine for a.siiiilll im xxlio \'.' s
ill ill her re rnot e 1 village." Wife it slie
had des'cribt d iln sx mpinni.s, th." i|oc-
tor sei aboiu prtparing the luixtur-.
Olio iiigr.tl it nt i.f x\ 1 nil was a poisoil
which could l.i iii'imiii'is'li r. .1 tu ly in
the • sro'ilb s:t. ipiahtitbiS; She Watciied
b in) pniiting; it.■ "Oift with til.' fit most
care Into tin nn;.: aieg glass, if.
pi'iired a, litile from th. bott;., he.hi
the' g'lass lip to it lit':'; )ieiv.f, and; .'C-.;h
put In it ft w inert drops. "Ah, d ..
tor," she said 11 pioacht nay, "yoiy
m ei.lna !.■ sa> stingy, la ire ml • r
it's a p'lir xx. • or.ph'ai; h,dtia ," ' i'h.e;
Argoi'..t'it t.-: ii V. i.
and hang the cost, Ami {litis ntv
goiden )n its are taken,- I iia»«' no
time for honest, toil; my aunts liinst
scrub to tarn the bacon, my grindm.
tills tilt: fertile soil. The .pastor sax *
Ill's sorely smitten bee. use J j;,, Ir
chureii ho more; but hooks by \\el!,»
h.'i'e j ii st httn written, and I must
p. t them at the stop . Tin st. i,.,.
men st i k lot at my box i). to ask i,i.
w hy I do m.it vtil. ; ti'.ex tiud lile. xx it 't
t n. xx W'i'-ii.s no'v.-l, tha: strikes alds'i
and lingiftg note. The groc'-r conns,
his j ir u> 11 whittling., ami counts up
sums he .•■:;• < ,s art din ; be .sv s o .
sitting 'up with HriUing, and Mr. liriu
1 iug; m . s it through. If o|i< xxoubl i-.O
xvh' ie Wells is hading, lie has no
time for-tit la r things'; ii . h'-g, l-;:g
honts 1 . s) • lid,- in II .'.till: ', uaiTTIi -
xil'.u'e eui a-vy rings. L Wells w&wld
tak« n 1- nf x.nation, j hilt,lit. g»'
bihg ty. fni doin. :. l.iIh mx
"S' i j'' it a tit an for li-a -, 11 , ■ !
Teach
•suint th
them V"
11. I'n
deviled
ton).
Properly Picparctl.
\\ ha i bt, tee
.t had tin i vtl spirit
-They
Stee
' 111 e I rl
111
LINES ON A MILLION* DOLLARS
A million <! ... :s would t)?- liicc- to own,
To «Ain iniUlou 1" x 1 <• riou-?» *j»ot
Y» t counting ui' the pl"aisur»\s 1 knowi
1 nrn von tent to fciU a little short.
Nft ft r n j.-ii <ag%r)y tl,
1 fiii11 the conir. ■!• • hij I know.
The joy of r»f!nk when I'm w r-nj jiritl tired,
1 m' ).r,.: i- uttn the la«J who iou*r ine bo.
Not fur n niilli"n would I ■h«-orn l v friends'
A ii'I 111! t!;< i*i w;ut uitiil 1'vt it . ' hctl iny
KO-'! ,
1 would I., t I" n ,-:;o f' to ft if.-'i . i,.Is
,a iid to t i'< . ut j found it;' blind my soul.
S«'ine uf 11vy time must iro to l fr<?n and tr»rs
The f u June rosea frrntviuk n^ar my don',
'i he fhtldroh Mint mo ••lliutniK uj rry Unevs,
For thesi* l-rinj; iK?nce of in hid if nothing
more.
N"t for i rnllllon wrnUl I «i»t.d fmh day
l'rom dawn to m dn «f) '. nt )• y < - » aiy
task;
That I.-? too )'!« a p i e f« r me to ,
'i'ou big a |»rit;e fur si-.-h a sum to «tFk,
liathcr I'M choose to *. • -• a little Iff.
To iii'>'s th»- in"•.»\ •-« f-s i.i ««f ivilght y\yp.
Tluui to give ur for s icii * < h• »> so<;.
■ The Joys entl' hinf t-v* i y day I The.
Copyright, 1922, by Kdgar A. Ciuest)
his intention to drop the real egg nt
the floor and break it and throw
the eoltoti stuffed eggs out Into tin' !
audience, but its 1 said lie was rattled I
and he dropped one of the eott.oit |
(ggs out into the audience with two j
cotton eggs and It hit Mrs. Perkins!
on the chest nnd rail down her fine
d»ess like the dexv from the mountain I
ran down the beard of Aaron atij 1
the. shoxv broke up because she had |
hysterics and then fainted.
"Of course she thinks he did It on
purpose and she resigned from the
ladies' Aid society and is going to
take her letter to some other church
and wfllie gave all bis magic appa-
ratus to that little Thompson boy and
they are not speaking any more,
and so I cannot Invite both of theif)
to the party."
"Then let's have th* Willie Thom-
ases." said Andrew. "I now see why
that fellow was put in the world,"
Hi- \|ipt ll.ition.
A kindly old soul a.xio d the st
chttdl • ii of an a. onaiiilan. > to f- a
Th. \(iniiusit i ' ag.s iaiig.il from .1
years to II. As they streamed Into
her drawiiii: ieum, bt r brain inn.I
r.'d tii.ii Christian names failed her.
' And which one nr.- you, dear.''
: • lit •! a so.It inn boy of 7, help
ll ssi y,,
..Me?" said he, importantly. "I'nft
the one w ith the spi elach s."- i.oii-
don Til-Hits,
tl llluip1
I» \ 11A
MonosroiM
i.hi '(in
i.'.V . • i • 1 i 1 <t 1; U a a i
XV i.
HIIM'LIVC; IIIIYMKH
(Hy Walt Mhmoii.)
(CopyrlghtMl l»y Majthew Adsms.)
Tho IF. (i. WVHs Fan
rtaillng all that Wells is writ
InIW liis volumes full of urnse and
snap, liis V»ookt4 descriptive of the
fightiiiK that \vip*«l the kaiser off the
map; his history, whosr soope sur-
prises all nien who would world an-
nals know; his taWs, in which he
analyzes the souls of John and RiHi-
nrd Koe. His tracts, in which new
creeds are fnshlon'd, find oM < : < »vto
the dump are tossed, his essavs.
ing and impaiwloned—T read them alt,
ii-1 it ion, making *•
o- • ' i iI'M. jhat vs ■::
• * p i for all" \
'»i \ : e Bile » i • , |e .
Jn th»' new y«;>r
i c ithe Hj'li i.tviitl
i.' fort es lhut lulo
A i for it.s ., ,i.(, ,.» r. iiit r-utei;pri«
!•! o«p«-r vindej t.; i < | ;» t.4 f.«t > u110
W 1, il lli.i iv ; ill Hut •_ H UiiX'Uiiil' vw*: ,
\ • r'.hii h
I. >v\» r« v. \\\ rf[t nf 11 >f t "1 ' r i
Mttouhl brlufc tlu'in much layv buMntM 1
th" ii«-m ye 1
t'l.moN lp a j . - t! t k < * w;'i't ,i.y
t'- ] nn. r tif tt'« » f ' whi' h !•< dt.-tr.;
lid *l\ cm | , . ■;111 • o ,,'i who. thin . l-o | u
t-v" gcoi-l.
It !h a ht' ky dr.v fo
fi\f*\\ and *♦ »!•: 1 •
ht h ip,;.:! m
There iv Hn ;
woo. pro- t '• d * i.f
i an m ft* r» hm • m f..i
T lifl HPf rs |i . ; » .v
c'niphnsl* y ■■ ' \ '
lather than -'he |.!.; 1
hu man!? v.
Th* imp mad" Vy fhf 1 «r*>*i«'.»• ic of famous
m*n Bint mdiifit n h" hnvi l #lnnff« d tu the
oh! cm f« *o i' "iuwii fil*♦ <» hy new K'tu-
Uff * of ) oth fi• \» !«
AK.iin klr.dly 'ti' > • ! >• r»ff» il 'lu1 m.ikim,'
up «if f»'i! u'.rf>wi,t* riid 1 - r h»)an« int of1
f111* txinkfi in Vhi-h H written th«»
re'« mN if hij*-tri'' .
Kinjr (li'iirjjp 'k to ritijia'in hml^r tht5 f\ '
Infli'f ii' • « tli.if h<kv e «]tn»ni-l■< d 'h- |ti iiih.M
fni|ii»» , it W I'li'UMf^ii« u'i t'.
T .,♦> de.ith ( f H tM-.tii;.' * C»v;i| hlocd !•«
f< r« d v * d iviiii w • • • nu lii'i i-
'. 11 tlOli.1 ♦ \ • h' III ^"llir 'I
I' • m \i.ft 1 11 ! h 11\ •' ' P v f'Utd 0 VI1 Id
j r 11 i'** v' ■'»'«• •.:.!» uu ♦.•. •■■i' th" t'f,,Miru;
j'. 1 • .< ii. r;t pi '• ■ .'y w •'»*'
j ft .!,! , i i , ■ 1 »h < i'i ">•: hh" PI
t. si \ * fvtr.rr,. il,iiai \ nt).it \\,.*'.»rn of * hit
1 i f. nn.; «» iir** :M.iri; n« »i' tVdu *.Iku
V . - u I. . .1 1. ix « f fill" I . • fc-aun.-
BRINGING UP FATHER
- By GEORGE McMANUS
JU'oT THINK- "p - ^
v/EAR£OHO0R L ,1-1— V/E.
x/V/Vf TO lISDiAi- j EVER<,iT
3T
YOU OON'T
KNOV/ HOW
FAR INDIA, i'o-
NEITHER DO "YOU *
HERE! CONE5 ACiOV
THM" CAN «bPEA'<
EM^L^OH- \'LL A*DV;
' KIN
\oo TELL.
ME. WHEt^
WELL- l'V£
E)E.E:N ON TV-Wb
ROAD FOR. TWO
^<FAR^ -£t4C>- »
ro THE LONCF-^T
RIDE 1iEvERTCOK;'.
0 0.'-^
■ y
'
i/lU'ti •»
Copyikfht. 1922. by loll Tcatuic 5eiv. t. in.
FOR CiCODNEl'o^ lu / '
tWKE'. VN/HERE
DiO T'OO^W ON?
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