The Sunday Gazetteer. (Denison, Tex.), Vol. 25, No. 34, Ed. 1 Sunday, December 2, 1906 Page: 2 of 4
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The Truth
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1 Journal of Fnetheogfat and Reform.
At $3 per Veer.
Published weekly by
THE TRUTH SEEKER CO*
hi VESEY ST., NEW YORK.
j. Publisher*, Booksellers, and
Importers of JTreethotight Work*.
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Specimen copy milled on application |
Large catalogue furnished free.
A MAN WITH MONEY
Is the man we are looking for. ^Ve
pon’t want his money, however, hut
we do want him to see what exc
DrPRICES
CREAM
BaKlng Powder
Made from pore, grape cream of tartar
Makes home baking easy* Nothing
can be substituted for it in making,
quickly and perfectly, delicate hot
biscuit, hot-breads, muffins, cake and
pastry. Insures the food against alum.
Pore, Healthful, Reliable
Oar Country's Achievements.
are trying to do, will revolutioniae
housekeeping and drive out tho old
fashioned stove and evea the gas
Haws From all Quarters Condensed—What I range. The latest device is a wash*
the Workers are Doing—Bust- ing machine, operated by an elec
sees Pneneott. | trie motor which can do in thren-
quarters of an hour wbat has form-
Bueno. Ayres, South America, is I uken b,lf * d«y •« *n “P""'
IO have a great railway system and ot fiv* cenU for current.# Devicea
an order has been placed with Eng W,U ** ,uPP,ied for heating water,
lish rail mills for 250,000 tons of bathing, washing purposes, ironing
rails to be laid next year and the | *nd coob'nF’
year atter. Such
quadruple the productive capacity
of that wonderful country and at*
tract immigration upon a large scale.
In one of the cigar tactoriea
mioe ESKIMO POWDIR OO.
CM IOAOO
NOTE.—If mixtoretcmHed baking powder tr«
offered you at lower price, remember
they are mostly made from alum, •
metallic acid deleterious to health.
el-
Jiimdag feettm
B.C. MURRAY,
Pkopmxtor
lent opportunities we can show hjim]
tor putting it where it will do he
most good to himself in first-clhas I
r."aI »»“»•»«““ *• >**■
safest investment.
Real Estate Loans made at low»*t
rates.
Frans Kohfeldt
122 Main St.
4-
ford) should tell us v-hy the bible is
placed in the public schools as a
guide in taith and conduct (to use
Mr. Birrell’s language) when it does
not guide the taith and conduct of
the clergy themselves
Dr. Clifford himself is not a mil-
lionaire, but hit salary would have
made Judas Iscariot’s mouth water;
and the £500 annuity which is be-
ing made up tor him would have
seemed wealth beyond the dreams
of avarice to all the other apostiei.
Certainly it it difficult to see how a
man believes sn “Blessed be ye
FerndeH
Canned
Goods
I I .
Have no equal. The very best
materials are selected and the nat-
ural flavor is preserved to the great-
est possible extent. The resuit is
an execeptionally finydice of goods.
This paper goes to press at ValtowThta fnend\ to
[4 o’clock Friday evenings.
TELEPHONED
(Southwestern Telephone Co.)
I Gazkttkkr, *45.
[B. C. Murray, Residence, 361.
RELIGION AND MORALITY-
,
published. No doubt the question
.involved has perplexed many to
IT, A* I U V* Ivfc IY I whom religion is not a mere formal-
ity or social distinction. Immense
riches do not seem to harmonize
with the teachings of the New Tes-
tament, but we have millionaires in
i raise the thousands necessary to pro
dide him—and bis wife in case of
his predeceasing her-—with such
handsome annuity. Not that we
complain of a man’s receiving X500
| a year if he is worth it. We only
j say that it is not easily reconcilable
I with the teachings of Jesus Christ
I And we would add that the morals
of the children in our public schools
ought not to be at the mercy of men
I who have one thing on their lips
A friend of the Gazkiterr sent and another in their hearts
the following clipped from an Eng- Morality is not safe in the custody
iith publication requesting that it be re,,«io»- lt****' t0 be re'cued
• v ix'* D~^ Washington, the
A. E. Pellerinl
FINE
WATCH AID JEWELRY
REPAIRII6
Promptly and at Reasonable
Prices
112 W. MAIN ST.
Mr. Booker T
negro leader in America, has just
been saying that the blacks who
commit crimes that lead to lynching
are usually without homes and reg
ular occupation. Nor are they ed-
ucated. He asserts that not one
graduate of the schools for negroes
in Atlanta has been arretted for
these days of trusts and graft who crime during the past twelve months
DENISON TRANSFER LINE,
TIM MUBPHEY, Proprietor.
MOVES Sates, Pianos and House-
profeas to be the humble followers
ot Jesus. How they harmonize the
teachings with their practice is a
puzzle:
Some thoughts upon it have been
suggested by two items in a copy of
the Tunbridge Wells Advertiser.
The first item relates to the serv-
ices conducted by the Rev. Dr.
Mountain. It u announced that
▲ Nik baby
Eastern papera rt can fly contained j
an account ot a double baby which
was born in Wait Virginia. Tha
fiesk bad one pair of lege bat two
d.Sclent bodies end weighed ten
pounds. Both bodies are the same
•iae. Peter Francia la is receipt of
the following letter from a brother.
I T. Francis of Moundsvdie. West |
Virginia:
\
Gas Stoves
October i>, 1906 —Deer Brother
The device will oc-1 *®d Sister: No ooubt you tew ia the
w,d,b- I my houses and are a nice yonng
An Italian has invented a diving P°UP*J’ ^"b# ®oAj*r of the babies
of j machine whirh contain, a small elec- “ Je an Shew*."
New York City, where 3.000 Ki,U »«<= lamp, a telephone, a special ar- a Turall. You could oot tefl the
are employed, they are being drilled r,nSement f®1 fumithipg air end a the babies apart. Both nurse at
in fire fighting. A method has been hood wbicb b" ®a«B.fyi«fe glasses once and are doing fine. It ia one
adopted also by which i» case of |t0 Pe,mit «P>oring the tea at the|^®*. »0-dl■■ ®f *•. »«*.ewjunr.
bottom.
fire the inmates can be gotten out
quickly, and the other day a test
was made and every one of the
3,000 girls were on the street in
tour minutes and ten seconds. They
didn’t stop to look in the glass
The father of the babies it offered I
$500 a month and expenses aa soon
as they are old enough to be taken
around. I will send you a drawing!
.0 much brick and lumber,nth. in-1 ;^7.,n *ive T0U ,ome ,d« °* >
Mr. Francis also showed
Safe, convenient, economical. A match doea the
trick of the kindling. A valve nerves the purpose
of the poker. No smoke, arbes or other dirt.
Easy to buy, easy to p ty for. Let on show you.
Denison Light & Power Co.
307 Woodard Street
Methods of
changing rapidly.
construction are I
Instead of using
tenor of buildings, some engineers
Sre using sheet metal and copper, I of the Moundtville Echo
The price of ailver it rapidly ni-|wbicb *re painted to imitate stone. *re two items regarding
,nt mP.m .„d ,h« k,.d Ot X;o
has taken steps to prevent a single|bM b*‘«“ ‘•r8e,T introduced, e»p*c- the blbiei and tuled thBt the,ewa,.
ially in Philadelphia. I no deformity, but streak ot nature. I
There ha. been an enormous in- Two Phr»»cian. fron Chicago have|
crease in the price of tood in Ger-|
El lie National Bank ol Denison.
dollar from being exported.
Another armor plate mill, which
will make the fourth in this country,
is to be erected some ao miles north
of Philadelphia.
Mexico is progressing more rap-
idly than any other part of the west-
also visited the babies. They are I
1 arousing much interest among the
many and the Germans are threaten- medical fratenity.—Sherman Regis- [
mg an agitation to better themselves, ter.
SURPLUS AND PROFITS, MO.OOO
Ladies Are Learning to Aim Straight.
Plant for the improvement of our
currency system are being discussed _
Using firearms does not necessarily
mean to hunt game, kill and destroy.
people are rushing there to make | Something must be done to brmg | ofwb?ch"ar\ TepVdlJ'Jcora
ern hemisphere in railroad develop-1 by the national bankers and by rep-
ment and mining, and thousands of | resentativea of the government.
| J. J. McALRSTER, Vice Present P* J
DIRECTORS:
J. McAieater, J. B. McDougall, C. S. Cobb,
K. S. Legate, K A. Slack, J. R. Coiltoane.
vTS Uu»»D| C C. Jink* W.H.&to
H. Rerenaberger, p. J. Brennan. W. g. Hibbard
money.
An invention has just been per
fected for testing butter, which dt
termines the amount of moisture in
it as well as any substitutes. It can
be used by any creamery man or
butter dealer. The amount of water
in buttet Jnay vary from 10 to 20
per cent, and this invention shows
the exact percentage. The thing
can be made for $1.50,
The latest estimate of tha cotton
crop ia $ 11,666,871 bales.
All prices for textile products are
advancing in price and the tactories
and mills are buying material to
keep them running full time from
now on fill next spring.
Sixty-seven million bushels of
about an increase. The govern-
ment retuses to buy any more silver
at 72 cents an ounce.
Hjaton ia inviting the steamship* I
crossing the Atlantic to that port in |
the oromise ot tree docks.
The Rock Island railroad has set]
aside $6,000,ocx) tor locomotives
and cars tor be turn.shed next year.
Nearly all of the cars will be ot steel
and will be of 40 tons capacity each.
ng more appreciated and can be
enjoyed by youi.g and old of either |
sex.
There are a number of excellent I
bowler*, golfers, tennis players, etc.,
among me fair aex—in fact, the
masculine province of outdoor sport
is more and more invaded by tbe
athletic young lady of the period.
It it a gratifying sign of tbe times
that “hitting the bull’s eye" at
target practice it now claiming tbe
attention of the outdoor girl, and
there it certainly no more benefictn’
No Interest Paid on Conors I Deposits.
Interest paid on deposit* not exceeding three hundred (%yn) dollars te Sa*
Inga Department
Accounts of corporation*, merchant* and Individual* aoitettei and will rerr**s
careful attention.
From Forest to Yard
British America and Mexico. They
will put on finer trains and make
this year’s wheat crop have already | Kre#ter §peed
been shipped to toreign countries.
There will be a number of passec-1 sport or exercise,
get coaches, chair, dimrg and ob I “Looking for new worlds to con-
servation cars! quer’’ and tbe persistent effort-
made by the J. Steven* Arms k
The western railroads are allpre-lTool Co. Chicopee Falls, Mess.,
paring for a heavier volume of tour | markers of the famous Stevens
ist travel next year to California, advocating this delight-
■ful rccreition, are----— *—
Every step of the way from the tall tree to the boarding ot
flooring of the smxilest dimension* receive* vigilant care before it
gets into the hand* of our customer*. The tree ia all rigbt in tie
firat place, the aawing and planing in the second place, and drying,
or “aeaaoning,’’ in the third, and price and promptness of
delivery in the fourth, at
The Lingo-Leeper Co.
(Succeaaort to Lingo Lee per Lumber Co.)
Does not this show that education
doing for the negro what religion
I has never accomplished? Thomas
Hood truly said that: —
“Evil is wiought by want of thought
As well as by want of heart.”
The attorney general of the Unit-
ed States has appointed officials to
It will take $16,000,000 to com-
plete the fortifications along the
mam factor* for
tbe extraordinary interest among the
tair sex in target shooting. Tobe|
properly equipped means tbe adop I
tion ot Stevens R fles and Pistol*—1 ^ „
these arms hold more records than I ***“• ** Den 1 ton, Dallas, Fort Worth, El Paao, Colorado. Big Springs
When men are lacking in heatt
religion cannot supply the deficiency,
but-educalion doe* promote thought;
»nd how few would ever commit a
j u jicnmeif they could realize tbe con-
tbi* reverened gentleman preaches : .
e , , u ui sequence* ot their actions.
ftrim ran Ntinrimv. Ann oriv*»e mntp * _ ___
twice on Sunday, and gives bible
readings on Thursday evening.
“He will also,’’ it i* added, “be
hold Furniturewith special care I pleased to answer written question*
and safety. Orders given prompt 10n bible difficulties,
attention. Baggage transferred to I The second item is as follows:
all parts of the city. Phone 42 J “The Rev. James Brook, M. A
Office, 106 W. Main St. jVicor of Southborougb, has left
.£221,638 [$1,108,290.’’] Now this
volvea more “bible difficulties”
could
G. W. Footk.
ffice, 106 W. Main St.
J. E. HOWARD
The Leading Real Estate Man
buys and seiis
Real Estate, Collects Rents
and pays taxes for real estate
owners.
228 Main Street
j than tbe Rev. Dr. Mountain
answer in a lifetime.
Dr. Mountain should explain, first
lot all, whether Jesus Christ really
meant what he said when he ex-
1 claimed “Blessed be ye poor” and
“Woe unto-ye rich.” If he did not, . . . ,,
really memo .... he ..id wh, “y”
he waste his own and tbe world s
time in saying it ? What object had
he in deceiving mankind? Was he
combining the harmlessness of the
8ome of Elbert Hubbard’s Epigrams.
Nothing is permanent but change.
When it doubt, mind your own
business.
Toe practice ot law has come to
be the practicing of quibble and
evasion.
The lawyers of Texas who get
the greatest feea are those who show
their clients how to evade the laws.
Creeds never change, but our
views and opinions do.
Tbe robbers of Tariffs took one
The educated man is one who can
make his own living.
Experience is education and every
hardship is a part ot it.
Doctors, like clergymen, are grad-
ually getting honest.
The devils are not all black nor
the souls pure-white-we are all a
, 1 coasts of the United States. During
see that the eight hour law is strictly I . , ’ , *
1 the past year there has been placed
in position S mortars, four 12-incb
guns and 94 rapid fire guns. Our
government sees the necessity ot
all other makes
no more.
combined, and cost
Midland and Pecos.
. ■ I comoinmg me ouanessucM ui iuc
Order Drugs oy J serpent with the wisdom ot the dove ?
p., L I Or was be playing a long game with
I hone Itbe human specie*? Moreover, if
I he did not mean exactly what he jll,c BUU1S F
d,S-0°, Km” you* d"U b-'
and we will deliver them in half the the information 11 authenticated,
tune you could come to the atore fori In thi second place, Dr. Mountain
them. Everything will be aatfotac- *hould explain—if Jesu* Christ did
Preachers are like department
stores—they carry the goods most in
I demand.
mean what he said how all the J American engineer claims to
m«n-
lives in amassing Colossal fortunes
go to church on Sunday and listen
to such texts at “Take no thought
for tbe morrow” and “Lay not up
for yourselve* treasures on earth,’
and on Monday morning their fore-
heads are clouded with financial
utacture of cement in one of the
Egyptian pyramids, which is taken
as proof those immense structures
were built of cement instead of
stone.
tory. We will make it so.
The Waldron
Drug Store
Where Medicine 1* Purity.
J. F. TINSMAN. Ph. G., Prop’r.
i 223 Main St.
* - * * x-a» ■ ■ la “difficulty” in the way or sensioie He claims K
Al tne UIO ^ra IlO I and serious inquirers, and the Tun- rubber, and ifot an imitation.
' » I bridge Weils dealer in bible difficul-
You can find I g^ouid try to remove it.
,, . i In the third place, Dr. Mountain
ALLhN, the Uroceryman ihoui<j explain how the clergy, of
I all men, can live in open deiiance
of the plain teaching of their Lord
and Master. This is a bigger diffi
culty than the other one. We Ire-
An English m nister has discov-
I anxieties, and they spend all the j ered a chemical process by which he
| rest ot the week >n acquiring *U the | manufacture, rubber from whe#[
his product is genuine
[ treasure they possibly can. This is |
‘difficulty” in tbe way of sensible
at bis old stand, corner of
Crawford St. and Tone Av.
The best groceries at tbe
lowest prices. Country pro-
duce a specialty. Every-
thing good to eat at
ALLEN’S
HUMPHREYS’
Veterinary Specific* cure diaeasa*
of Homes, Cattle, Sheep, J)ogs, Hogs and
Poultry by acting directly on the SICI »*bts
I
without loss of time.
iftJLj WORMS. Beta. Grok*.
<■ *• KSHJttnS. I SO, InSacaaa.
amaa i Lun. rieure-PueumuuU.
W- r tPPUIC. Retlraehe.
UBS* i Ptarrhea, DiMaMry.
0.«. Prevent* MI8CARR1AOR.
^ J KIDNEY 4, BLADDER
1.1. / HKI1S DIRE AXES. Mange.
CURBS > lIcerg,<sr«Me, Farcy.
^2. i
*0c. wh j Stable Cave, Ten Speclfloe, Book, *c.( *7.
At drundiU, or sent prepaid on receipt of price.
Humphreys' Medicine Co., Coe. William and John
BUmt*, Mew York.
W BOW MAILED FREE.
Treatment of Modern Bullet Wounde.
A moat Interesting and far-reaching
experiment on a large scale was per-
formed at the battlefield of Mukden,
say* the Post-Graduate. Several sani-
tary officer* with good surgical train-
ing being present, out of 100 soldiers
quently refer to tbe cases of clergy- j wounded in the abdomen, 50 were
men who leave considerable, and operated upon by laparotomy, the 50
sometimes immense, sums of money, others left alone, the only treatment
Here is one who leaves £221,6^8 consisting In absolute rest and In
-which i# probably £221,658 ^^'“* ^ external wound opening
T r /-’i____* e.x tii clean. Of the 50 eoldiere operated
more than Jesus Christ hsd in hi- | up<jn iQ dled Qf ^ non<,perated 40
survived. This striking result Indi-
cated the manner of treatment of
abdominal wounds throughout the
whole war. Laparotomy on or In the
rear of the battlefield was afterward
hardly ever performed, but strict ’care
was taken that all. soldiers wounded
In the abdomen had absolute rest for
the first three days.
pockets when he was arrested tor
blasphemy.
How on earth could a clergyman
—not merely a deciple but an apos
tie of Jesus Christ get and keep—
and leave at death such a fortune as
thit? He was perfectly aware of all
those texts warning Cnristiam
against making money, and cursing
the rich and blessing the poor. But
they nevtr disturbed him in the least
—at any rate, they never induced
him to part with hi* wealth. H
clung to it until the last, and was
torn away from it by the hand of
death—otherwise he would be cling-
ing to tt (till. And this reverened
gentlemen, who preached one thing
and pracriced quite another, was al-
most a neighbor of tbe Rev. Dr.
Mountain, who need not trouble
himself about any more written
queations on bible difficultiea, but
juat deal with this one to the satis-
faction of honest and intelligent
people.
His Motive Misunderstood
A cashier of the financial district,
says the New York Sun, on being ad
vised by his physician to take a va-
cation not long ago, wrote the agent
of a South American steamship line
as follow*:
'Aa I am thinking of taking a trip
to South America, please advise me
Immediately with particular! relative
to rates, accommodations and ao on,
to and from the various porta usually
Visited, by tourists at this season of
the year ”
The answer came by special dellv-
ary, marked private and oonfldsntlal:
eopic. | "One of our steamers will sail for
We also venture to suggest that Valparaiso next Wednesday. Shortest
Dr. Mountain (or perhaps Dr. Clif- > nod quickest way out of the oouEtry.’*
enforced in all government woik-
shops.
A permanent organization
completed last week in Nashville,
Tenn., lor the encouragement of
immigrants from foreign countries
into the southern states.
A threatened general railroad
strike has been averied by the action
of several railroad companies in ad
vancing wages.
The Cuban congress has appro
priated $1,000,000 to encourage
immigration lo that island.
Immigration companies have ar
ranged tor the transportation of
20,000 Japanese to the Hawaiian
Islands.
Alvarado, the rich Mexican silver
king, whose wealth is said to be in
the hundreds of millions, has set
aside $10,000,000 tor poor Mexi-
cans. Alvarado is the man who
offered to pay off the Mexican debt
but tbe offer was declined. He in-
tends to renew his offer.
The California prune crop this
year is estimated at iSo,ooo,ooo
pounds.
The coal output of the United
Kingdom last year was 236,128,036
tons, valued at $410,192,765.
In Sweden the depots have beds
provided for the accommodation of
passengers, who are awakened ten
minutes before train time.
The Pennsylvania Company has
established a testing device at their
Altoona plairr by which the^ test
locomotives running at full speed.
The locomotive is stationary. Ev-
erything about the the locomotive is
thoroughly tested just as it would
be when going at tbe rate ot a mile
a minute.
All of the great mining exchange!
throughout the wett are overstocked
with orders irom customers to buy
stocks and the mining developments
are stimulating the craze.
During the past year $iS,ooo,ooo
worth of canned goods were ex-
ported.
A congress is to be held in Wash-
ington January 14th to devise ways
and means to expand trade all over
the world.
Another expedition is being form
ed by Walker Wellman to reach the
north pole by means of an air ship,
which has a total lifting force of
18,000 pounds, and will carry five
men and a fully equipped searching
expedition with 6,600 pound* of pi-
trebum and an 80 horse power
motor. He proposes to reach the
pole next summer from Spitzburgen.
Tbe gross immorality of the Chi-
nese in tbe Transvaal has led to the
consideration of a measure involv-
ing their deportation.
A pipe line ia to be built from In-
dian Territory to Texas, 430 miles
long. The diameter ot the pipe 8
inches, snd the cost ot the line to be
$6,000,000.
Inventors ot household appli-
ances, if |h«1[ ||6feed in wbat they
• KILL MORI THAN «TRENGTH.
Latter
putting our coast in a position to re-1
pel toreign attack.
There appears to be a scarcity of I
labor in all part* ot the world. The
complaint comes from Germany of |
a lank of labor, fiom South Africa!
and lrom orher far off localities.
Tbe largest mill building in tbe
world is near Pittsburg, and covers
20 acres of floor space, nearly every
square foot ot which will be served
by over head electric trains. The
buildings extend without a break in
the root and are 567 feet wide. One
portion, nearly a third of a mil?
long, is covered by root trusses span-
ning 158 feet. _ 'This great establish-
ment manufactures tubes.
Ship builders have just purchased
an additional supply of 40,OCX) tons
of plates and shapes with which to
build ships.
All the big steel mills of the coun-
try have been breaking all previous
records as to the output ot steel and
the limit ot pr9duction seems to
have been reached.
la of Llttl* Avail In Properly |
Ruling Horse.
Strength has nothing to do with I
hand*, or rather. It la a distinct draw-[
back to their acquirement The week
ling must use other means to attain I
his ends, the strong man disdains tbe |
delicate effects which make tor every-
thing of the best In horsemanship. A |
llttl# 80-pound boy will control per-
fectly a rattle-brained race horse that |
no man could hold by main strength;
a alight woman will guide tour horses I
aa few men can—It Is the combination
of the attributes named that enables |
them to do it.
Appropriate bitting has much to do I
with success, but the novice la apt to
proceed to the extremes of severity I
In hit desire to get that delicacy ofj
touch and promptness of response
which he thinks should follow sharp
restraint The reverse of this should
always be the rule, and the horse
should be constantly tried with light-
er Bitting effects until the least pos-
sible restraint la employed. Hands
and mouths vary from day to day. ac-
cording to various clrcumstanoea of
Irritability and sensitiveness, and no
one arrangement la likely jo be for
the best Interests of both biped and
quadruped A balanced horse to al-
ways a light-mouthed horse, and tt la
“up to" the driver or rider to find
what beet brings about this result
No balanced horse can pull; no puller |
la In balance.—Outing.
Waples-Platter's Coffees
Art* criup, mellow and delicioua. full
of flavor and strength, bec*u«e they
•re roasted fret-h daily.
The State National Bank
Paid up Capital S100.000.00
te:
Surploi and Profit* 1100 000 00
O. L.
Blackford,
President.
•ponging.
“After trying In vain to get any
credit.” began Dr l.ustlg. "Jones bor-
rowed a demijohn and hurried to
Eddie Granev's place and had the
bartender fill It with the real thing.
But when he asked to have It charged,
he found himself face to face with
adamant. “'All right; pour tt out.’
said Jones. The tnoident repeated It-
self at other aalonnt. and by midnight
Jones was very drunk." "Wa* It the
psychological effect of seeing the
whisky poured In and out?" Dr. Lua-
tig was asked. "No. It wa* the fact
that he kept a sponge hidden In the
demijohn but easy to fish out with a
bit of wire when properly saturated.”
—San Francisco Chronicle.
-SEEING” EUROPF IN A WEEK.
A. W. Acauos,
W. W. Elliott,
S. H. I—lxoo,
Dentistry by Proxy.
“There are plenty of men.” Bald a
Washington dentist, "who work what
we call the proxy dodge. They'll vlalt
a dentist and tell him that a friend of
theirs' has such and such the matter
with hla teeth and aak all aorta ot
queations at to what can be done to
auch teeth In a dental way. Of course,
no dentist can tell anything about the
requirements of teeth needing attea-
UonNunNl he looks at them, but the
proxAplaXV™ ar*' an Insistent lot,
their nkatn point being to find out In
that roindabout way Juat how much
pain there la going to be involved tn
the work on their own teeth, suppos-
ing they muster up the nerve to have
that work started."
Mayor McClellan's Story Not a Great
Deal Exaggerated.
Mayor McClellan, of New Tork.
taked at a dinner party about the way
that some Americans rush through
their sightseeing during their summer
abroad.
“I hare been told.” he maid, "that
an American once drove In a hanaom
up to the British museum, leaped out,
kicked aside the ptgeons that were
feeding In the court, and said to the
uniformed official at the door:
' 'Have you still got the Elgin mar-
ble*
* 'Yea. air. Of course', elr.’
* ‘Good. And the Assyrian winged
buller
‘ ’They are atlll here, sir.’
" ’What about those 6.000 year old
human remains on the second dot
they're not sold vet. are they T
’ 'No, Indeed, air. Won't yon step
In and eee them?*
" 'No. thanks. Til Juat take the
per catalogue You eee. I've
Westminster, 8t Paul's, the h<
of parliament and the South Ken etna-
ton to do tfila morning, and I must get
a train for Oxford In time to rum
over the colleges before starting foe
Stratford for tbe nlgbt. So long,
■lr.'"
officers:
A. F. Plattem, W.
Vico President.
DIRECTORS:
I. W. Madder,
I. B McDocoall,
CoUITtRAT MaASRALl,
G. L. Buc&foed.
MlGIKKt*.
Cashier
A. F. Platt**,
P. H. Toes,
D. N. Rosa,
WE SOLICIT YOUR BUSINESS.
One Kind of Man.
At a dinner in Newport Rear Ad
mtral Evan* spoke with scorn of a
young man who had married an old
woman for her money.
"That chap call* himself a man. I
suppose." said the great sea fighter,
'but there are various definition* of
tbe word man. and the definition »*>*»
Peble* one.
“A Scot of Peblos said to hla friend
Mac Andrew:
-'Mac. I hear ye have fallen In
lev* wf bonny Kate McAllister.'
” Weel, Bandera.' Mac repUod, 1
was near—verr* near—doein tt; but
the bit laaate had nae siller, eo
eald to myael', “Mac, me mot" And I
was a mo*, and noo I paaa her kg wf
•Dost contempt.' ~
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Two Necessary Bootee.
A Boston man being unexpectedly
summoned to New York oo bust use*
which threatened to detain him for
several week*, hurried home to invite
hie wife to accompany him. They
were to start In an hour and the bag
guge woa limited to one trunk. At
the last minute. Just aa the trunk ltd
was descending, a sudden wall waa
heard
"Oh, wait a minute, Charlie, 1
haven't pot In a single booh! The
Idea of going to New York of nil
places without n hook!- and she
rushed oat to the library
"Well, hurry up!” called her hue
band. Impatiently, -there Isn’t room
for more than two- anyway Do you
bear. Fanny T Not more than two!”
“All right, then tnhe those!” and
she handed over n Bible end n volume
of Browning- ”1 moat have
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