The Jacksboro Gazette (Jacksboro, Tex.), Vol. 54, No. 22, Ed. 1 Thursday, October 26, 1933 Page: 2 of 8
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A FULL SLATE
Briggs, the owner of the new store,
asked his manager how trade had been
progressing during his absence.
“Like clockwork, sir,” said the man-
ager readily.
The owner rubbed ids hands togeth-
er and smiled happily.
“Good!” he said. "I’ll just liave a
look at tlie books.”
After a searching perusal he turned
to his manager aguin.
“You're right,” he said, “it is going
like clockwork—every blessed thing
we’ve sold lately has been on tick.”
FAIR WARNING
“When I’m married 1 wouldn’t thiriH
of leaving my husband alone in the
city.”
“You had better not tell him that
before yon marry.”
Keeping Up With Fashions
A lady approached an Edinburgh sur-
geon and asked him if he would per-
form an operation.
“What for?” lie inquired.
“Oh, anything you like, You see,
1 attend a lot of women's bridge par-
ties and, never having had an opera-
tion, I simply can't take part in the
conversation.”—Answers Magazine.
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"What business is Miss Gaddie In?"
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Scenes and Persons in the Current News
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1—Air view of Alcatrnz island in San Francisco bay which has been taken over by tire Department of .Justice to
be used as a prison for desperate federal convicts. 2—Chancellor Adolf Hitler and President Von Ilindenburg who took
Germany out of the League of Nations and the disarmament conference. 3—Mrs. John C. Greenway, Arizona’s first con-
gresswoman. photographed after her arrival in Washington.
Indians Play Rough Variety of Lacrosse
Cherokee Indians at Cherokee, N. C., engaged in n ball game that resembles In many respects lacrosse but Is
played with two small racquets. The game Is said to lie rougher than football and casualties are not infrequent. The
hall, which has to he carried across the opponents’ goal line to score, cannot be touched with the hands.
GOPHER HALFBACK
Prize Bull From President’s Farm
VOS
Four Officials for One Voter
Francis Lund, a powerful, fast and
resourceful football player, is halfback
on the University of Minnesota team.
E. G. BENNETT
One of the prize bulls from the Roosevelt farm at Warm Springs, Gn., Is
shown by Mrs. Louise Watkins at the Southeastern Live Stock fair at Atlanta,
oeen appointed one of the two direc-
tors of the Federal Deposit corpora-
tion, which will be set up by January
1, 1934, to insure bank deposits of
$2,500 or loss. Mr. Bennett Is' vice
president and general manager of the
First Security corporation of Utah.
Idaho and Wyoming.
A Normal Child
The Visitor—Do you enjoy ragtime?
The Child Virtuoso—All but wash
ragtime. There's no fun In that
Itabbl Nathan Wolf Is the lone qunlilled voter at the registration booth
In the Times Square district, New York city. Despite the fact that there Is bill
a single voter, four clerks are retnlned and n policeman watcher necessary
Rabbi Wolf, shown about to register, Is connected with the Times Square tern-
pit and center in the heart of the garment section.
■ 7 ■ ,'!;v
IS NEW ORDER
TO RULE WORLD?
Possibility Seen as Outcome
■ of “Machine Age.”
When Samuel Butler wrote In "Ere-
wlion” of a country In which Inven-
tion was a criminal offense and the
destruction of labor-saving devices n
function of the police he was looked
upon as a sour philosopher with a
warped view of a scientific age. Now
he is quoted almost with approval.
The Inst two meetings of the British
Association for the Advancement of
Science brought forth addresses
which were written more or less in
his vein and in which the scientists
themselves demanded a nicer adjust-
ment of the social and economic ma-
chinery to the spirit of the labora-
tory. Sir Alfred Ewing. Sir instill)
Stamp and, of course, the dogmatic
H. G. Wells are others-equally con-
vinced that the machine threatens to
outgrow our capacity to control It.
unless we mend our social ways.
When we examine the method
whereby we are to muster applied
science we (1nd little tangible. Tri
his presidential address before the
British association Sir Frederick
Gowlahd Hopkins renewed the fa-
miliar demand for “an organization
of the best intellects,” bent on gath-
ering knowledge for future practical
services and the creation of "a reser-
voir of synthesized classified knowl-
edge” on which statesmen can draw.
But how his house of experts can he
hitched to an American congress or a
British parliament lie failed to tell us.
None of the numerous students of
science In its social aspect, seems to
have recognized t.iyit the process of
adjustment to science and the ma-
chine for which they plead is going
on under their very eyes. In Soviet
Russia, in Fascist Italy and in the
United States attempts are now be-
ing made to adapt industrial and eco-
nomic life to science and the ma-
chine. Whatever the outcome may
he, it Is clear that the laissez-faire
policy of yesterday is already giving
way to partial control.
We have been told that scientists
are destined to become rulers who
will study human needs and direct
social evolution ns objectively as
they now prescribe tile proper com-
bination of vitamins for caged rab-
bits or lay down the correct method
of splitting the atom. Instead we
find them acting merely as advisers.
Nor do they protest. Like the rest
of humanity, they realize that there
is something repugnant about a state
governed by a caste of experts, and
that a parly boss with a definite per-
sonality, whatever his failings may
be, Is more appealing to the multi-
tude than a heartless body of dis-
passionate engineers and chemists
whose Intelligence Is never ruffled bjr
anger or love.
To the politician the emotions and
Issues of -the moment always loom
large. To the scientist the truth and
the future are all-important; for his
Is the business of systematizing
facts so that exact prediction be-
comes possible. While he recognizes
the Inadequacy of mere partisan or
even national politics In dealing with
tiie technical problems of today, he
shrinks from administrative responsi-
bilities. So very much does lie pre-
fer the adventures of discovery to
the handling of men that it is tllfll-
cult to thrust upon him even the
presidency of a university. Give him-
a chance to demonstrate the way In-
which science can serve the commu-
nity and the assurance that his free-
dom of thought is not to be restrict-
ed or his standards lowered to gain
a political victory and he will be con-
tent. It is as a servant that he pre-
fers to play his part In reshaping
society and not as a laboratory dic-
tator.—New York Times.
Have Animals Souls?
A letter of Martin Luther to his
little son John lias been long pre-
served for the reason perhaps of a
remarkable statement that in heav-
en children liave not only apple troes-
luit also small horses with golden
bits and silver saddles. This Is usu-
ally understood to he a poetical fan-
cy based on his abundant faith, but
from what one reads nowadays
about animals, It may not be only
fancy. Another theory Is that
animals commonly perceive an ap-
parition, even when humans see
nothing. It seems surprising to
read of the shades of dogs and
other creatures returning, and re-
minds us of Luther’s letter. One
terrier Is reported to have ap-
peared with its deceased mistress,
rushing up the accustomed stairs,
and growling in her defense, and a
child in the house, pointing to the-
figure, called “Bow-wow!” — Ex-
change.
Constipation Drove
Her Wild
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NO QUESTION WHO
Fred—Last night 1 dreamed I mar-
ried the most beautiful woman in
the world.
Maude—Were we happy?—Stray
Stories.
Common Complaint
"You’re looking bad, old man.
What’s tlie trouble?”
“Domestic.”
“But. you always said your wife
was a pearl.”
“So sheds. It’s the mother o’ pearl
that’s tlie trouble.”—Stray Stories.
Fifty-Fifty
He was traveling in Italy, and
wrote home thus:
“Am enjoying Florence immense-
ly.”
“Don’t hurry hack,” replied his
wife. “I’m having a good time with
George.”
No Regional Monopoly
Mrs. Feck (reading from paper) —
If says here that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn’t know his wife
until after he has married her.
Mr, Beck (timidly)—Why mention
Africa?
Telling Him
Nexdore—I’m going to take my
radio set with me when 1 go on my
vacntlon.
Nayber—Thnt Is very thoughtful
of you. It certainly needs a vaca-
tion.—I’atblinder Magazine.
Old Story to Her
“Have you seen Kitty’s engage-
ment ring?” “Yes—I wore it all last
year.”—London Tit-Bits.
Vicarious Virtue
Producer—If 1 make you a star
you must lead a life of strict de-
corum.
Actress—But can’t iny understudy
do thutV—Everybody’s Weekly.
Wayside Chat
“You are allowed to make all tlie
cider you wish?”
“Yes, we,, have a free press.”—
Louisville Courier Journal.
HERE’S AN IDE A
First (HU Lady—It. would he im-
possible to make some of those bath-
ing suits any scantier.
Second Old Maid—Not unless they
had them tatooed on.
Evening Up
Juror—We acquitted him out of
sympathy.
Friend—For Ills aged mother?
Juror—Oh, no, for having such a
lawyer.
Friends
Betty—Isn’t Luclle’s ring she got
for her birthday a fine example of
the stone-cutter’s art!
Lett.v—Or the glass-blower’s art.
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Dennis, J. R. The Jacksboro Gazette (Jacksboro, Tex.), Vol. 54, No. 22, Ed. 1 Thursday, October 26, 1933, newspaper, October 26, 1933; (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth602211/m1/2/?q=music: accessed June 19, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Gladys Johnson Ritchie Library.