St. Edward's Echo (Austin, Tex.), Vol. 4, No. 2, Ed. 1, November 1922 Page: 18 of 20
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16
ST. EDWARD’S ECHO
SNAPPY DRESSERS, ATTEND
JOSEPH’S FALL STOCK
REDUCING SALE
MONROE CLOTHES DOUGLAS SHOES
BERG AND R. W. HATS
ARE BEING SOLD AT UNBELIEVABLY
LOW PRICES
JOSEPHS
211 EAST SIXTH
REPAIRING MACHINERY
Makers of Patterns and Smoke Stack and
Castings Boiler Makers
Sole Agent for IDEAL PIPELESS FURNACE
DIXON MANUFACTURING CO.
C. W. WALSH, Manager
FOUNDRY AND MACHINE SHOP
404 West Second Street
PHONE 788 AUSTIN, TEXAS
PHONE CROCKETT 898
CHALKLEY BROS.
HEATING
AND
PLUMBING
JIM CHALKLEY 312 MAIN AVENUE
Proprietor SAN ANTONIO
THE BREAKFAST BELL
AUGUST R, BUCHEL, ’26
WORST JOKE I EVER HEARD
Parley: Father 0 ’Brien says he will enforce army dis-
cipline in the Plats.
Tim: That’s his idea of raising hell.
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Maggie: The people of Chicago must be very stupid.
Butz: Why ?
Maggie: It says in my history that the population of
Chicago is very dense.
-O-
“Sir, your daughter has promised to become my wife.”
“Well, don’t come to me for sympathy; you might have
known something would happen to you, hanging around
here five nights a week.”
-©-
Customer: “I vant some powder.”
Drug Clerk: “Gun, face, or bug?”
Customer: “Vace powder.”
Drug Clerk: “Mennen’s?”
Customer: “No, vimmin’s.”
Drug Clerk: “Scented?”
Customer: “No, I dake it mit me.”
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A rank heathen is a person who thinks the Book of Num-
bers is the telephone directory.
—-©-
Aggrieved Dairyman: “There you are, mum! If there’s
any complaint the poor milkman soon hears it; but you never
tell ’im when the milk AIN’T sour, do yer?”
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Last night I held a little hand
So dainty and so neat:
I thought my heart would burst with joy
So wildly did it beat.
No other hand unto my soul
Could greater solace bring,
Than that fair hand I held last night—
—Four aces and a king.
-O-
A Spanish Cavalier
Went out to rope a steer
Along with his paper cigar-o
Caramba, said he,
Manana you’ll be
Mucho bueno carne por migar-o.
Figure it out for yourself!
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John Halm: I’m so broke that I am as free from money
as a turtle is of feathers.
Kelly: Shucks. If overcoats for elephants were five
cents, I couldn’t buy a pair of B.V.D’s. for a gnat.
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“Mother, s’posing I died, would I go to heaven?”
“Yres, dear.”
“S ’posing I died because a big bear swallowed me, would
he have to go too?”
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St. Edward's Echo (Austin, Tex.), Vol. 4, No. 2, Ed. 1, November 1922, newspaper, November 1922; Austin, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth891786/m1/18/?q=%22United+States+-+Texas+-+Travis+County+-+Austin%22: accessed July 16, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting St. Edward’s University.