The Lampasas Daily Leader (Lampasas, Tex.), Vol. 32, No. 54, Ed. 1 Wednesday, May 8, 1935 Page: 3 of 4
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THE LAMPASAS LEADER
THE FEATHERHEADS
By Otbomn
© Western Newspaper Union
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GOOD SELECTIVITY
Two commercial travelers were
swapping tall wireless stories in the
presence of an old countryman whom
they were trying to impress.
“You got a radio set?” asked one of
the travelers.
“Yes, sorr,” said the countryman.
“I got a very good one.”
“Does it have good selectivity?”
asked the traveler, with a knowing
wink at his companion.
“Well, yes,” said the old fellow, "it
has. The other night I was listening
to a quartette, and I didn’t like the ten-
or, so I just turned him out and lis-
tened to the other three.”
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
By Ted O'Loughlin
© By W«atcm Nrwapapcr Union
Smelt?
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WELL-Ol MUST SAY
THESE FISH BF HOT
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CUSTOMERS
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PLEASE, MEEST6R
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By S. L. HUNTLEY
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Harry—Do you think opals are un-
lucky?
Edith—I have heard so. But if you
have one for me, I’ll take it.
His Turn
A case of assault was before the
court. The plaintiff was in the box
giving evidence.
“Tell the court just what happened,”
said the magistrate.
The man gave his version of the as-
sault, and wound up by saying: “And
then he hit me the third time.”
“Just a moment,” said the magis-
trate. “Don’t you mean he hit you the
second time?”
“Oh, no,” said the plaintiff, “I hit
that one.”—Tit-Bits Magazine.
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Assembly Preference
“You say your papa enjoys being in
the legislature?” quizzed the visitor.
“Oh, yes, indeed,” answered the
solon’s child.
“What part of the legislature does
he like best?’ continued the inquisitor.
“The recess, sir,” she said.—Indian-
apolis News.
Teacher’s Way
“I is—” began the new scholar, but
the teacher interrupted with: “Tut,
tut, tut, Alice! That’s wrong. You
should always say, ‘I am.’ ”
“All right,” replied little Alice, with
a smile. “I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet.”
.(© The Bell Syndicate, Inc.)
REG’LAR FELLERS'
Personality Advertising
"Have you thought of talking on the
radio?”
“I’m out of that game,” said Miss
Cayenne. “The tooth-paste field is
evercrowded and, of course, I couldn’t
be convincing about shaving cream.”
Not A Poor Fish
AH-H VA
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this way
look a, these1
TWO ^OLD
HAVIN' a.
FI G»HT!
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OISE WITV-a, TWO
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WONDERED L\OW
these fish
Get <ali_
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STYLE IS OUT
© The Asociated Newspapers
The Weather
“I can only be a sister to you, Bob.”!
“Then give me back my presents.” 4
“Why, Bob, who ever heard of a
sister doing such a foolish thing as
that?”
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
w/aiAirs
Credit
“The way to get on,” said Mr. Dust-
in Stax, “is to do business on a cash
basis.”
“Not in politics,” said Senator Sorg-
hum. “Promises are easier to produce
and more effectual.”
WHEN IT'S SNOWING HE CPiW
SPEND HOURS WATCHJMS THE
SNOWFLAKES DRIFT POia/N
DOESN'T SEE WHY 6R0WN*
UPS ARE ALWAYS FUSSING
ABOUT THE WEATHER
NOW FOR HIS PART HE LINES
all kiNps of weather
The Exception
Mother—No, Jimmie, for the third
time I tell you that you cannot have
any more dessert.
Jimmie—All right; but I don’t see
where dad gets the idea that you’re
always changing your mind.
AND RAIN MAKES SUCH A
PRETTY SOUND ON THE ROOF
AND ON WlNDV DAYS IN THE
FALL HE CAN WATCH LEAVES
BLOWING AROUND
AND IN THE SPRING THERE
are flowers and every-
thing IS 6REEN
Not So WeatKerwise
“Have you ever been referred to as
a gum-shoe politician?”
“No,” answered Senator Sorghum;
“I wasn’t even credited with sense,
enough to wear rubbers so as to keep
from getting all wet in a slush fund.”
His Job
Peck—My views on bringing up the
family are—
Mrs. Peck—Never mind your views.
I’ll bring up the family. You go and
bring up the coal 1—Minneapolis Trib-
une.
and very cold weather^
MAKES HIM FEEL COSY WHEN
HE’* SNUGGLED IN HIS BLANKETS
BUT PERHAPS HE HA5 THE
BEST TIME OF ALL IN
really hot weather
(Copyright, 1932, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.)
because then everyone makes
A FUSS OVER HIM THlNk)N6 HE
MUST BE HAVING A MISERABLE
TME IN THE HEAT
FOLLOWING DAY
0
Our Pet Peeve
By M. G. KETTNER
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The Lampasas Daily Leader (Lampasas, Tex.), Vol. 32, No. 54, Ed. 1 Wednesday, May 8, 1935, newspaper, May 8, 1935; Lampasas, Texas. (https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth897794/m1/3/?rotate=90: accessed July 16, 2024), University of North Texas Libraries, The Portal to Texas History, https://texashistory.unt.edu; crediting Lampasas Public Library.